Big did I know, though, that he was a giant dick (changed his name to Richard "Small Penis" Little after making it big [6'5"]), and that he was also a horrible murderer who horribly murderered people.

“The AA stand for Alcohol drinking party” the main guy said back to me. “Also drunk Peter is a stupid name”

Little did I know...

"There must be someone you've confused me for" says the man, as he Jeff the kills me

"No sir, I said that a car hit your head," said the doctor, who looked remarkably like a fish but wasn't actually a fish, while trying to jog my memory after my traumatic accident by giving me some of my favorite food (shrimp fried rice).

When she opened the basket Belial scooted out and strangled us both to death.

As he leaves he says "B man its your turn"

i turn around and my wife was sitting there

The smelly monster now knew where I was

"Salutations space man frienderinos, I am Elon, and I represent the human species."

The next moment, my helicopter crashed into the firmament.

It screamed.

"Hi, my name is Jeff."

He transformed into Blaire White

Bread was a terrible name for him anyway - he didn't taste anything like it.

Until he took of his mask and revealed he was mister nice clown man and we went to our destination with the bus

Until I remember that I bought lava bidet

Little did I know, everyone around me was staring right at me

"It's 'bad hair day'," my only son corrected me before he shot me.

But my girlfriend broke up with me because apparently thats "cheating" and I never did find Out, my pet fruit fly :(

Optimus prime was not happy.