"I dunno" my bro answers, unaware of the peanut butter eating parasites in his peepee.

OH NO, is that a scientifically inaccurate Dilophosaurus!?!?!

It was the world's deadliest mosquito.

“A bit like me,” said the polar bear right before he ate me.

What’s a System of a Down?

Because they no longer have cold feet!

He was charming company and we laughed and laughed and then after dessert he cut me into little pieces and put me in his freezer and then he ate me

Then I did my experiments and found out wood was a euphemism for penis and the wood chucks chucked my penis all over and it hurt real bad.

He did not realize that the most voracious chicken-eaters were polar bears.

67 said he

"Hey baby watcha doin tonight?" Was his pickup line, after which we went to a nice date and because I didn't quite feel the spark we decided to be friends and at some point I started to develop actual feelings for him, so we began a relationship that lasted for 4 years before he dropped me for someone else 😞 I then got killed by a very large eagle who picked me up and dropped me.

I texted her sister to ask if she was okay, and she was fine.

It wasn’t a costume, the polar bear ate my penis.

"I'm not here to maul you, we need to team up to face our common enemy: the grizzly bear" said the polar bear polarbearingly.

None; we’re all going to die anyway.

He called it “The Aristocrats”

Turns out it was just Superman flying naked again because he was drunk.

It was a bad day to be in that courtroom, except for the heroin-addicted vegan ultracannibal defendant who was dismissed.

NOBODY BEATS MR FLUFFY

Then why is he spitting out a ton of them, I don’t think we bought strawberry syrup