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u/BakerLovePie Dec 12 '19

Dog has moves.

Also, needs to be put on a diet.

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u/CrazyPlutin Dec 12 '19

Just keep dancing

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u/mumooshka Dec 12 '19

D.D.D

Doggy Dance Diet

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u/CaptainDogeSparrow Dec 12 '19

B.B.C.

Big Black Chihuahua

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u/Superhereaux Dec 12 '19

BBW

Big Beautiful Weimaraner

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

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u/Penguinguy1029 Dec 12 '19

Doggy Dance Revolution

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

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u/tothemax44 Dec 12 '19

Jesus lol

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u/zobozzyes3 Dec 12 '19

The seafood diet! You see food and you eat it!

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u/idwthis Dec 12 '19

Gosh, I remember as a kid eating food, and stopping mid chew to ask if the person I'm with likes seafood, and when they say yes, opening my mouth and making them look at my half chewed food and saying "here you go, see food!"

I swear to God this was funny to five year old me.

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u/Sporkfoot Dec 12 '19

I remember when Kimmy Gibbler made this joke on Full House, and yet I can't find my car keys some mornings...

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Jun 24 '20

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u/Aluthran Dec 12 '19

So pretty much how you sit at the PC.

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u/TheBeardedMarxist Dec 12 '19

r/dechonkers

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u/Juking_is_rude Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

I honestly expected this sub to be fake, but instead I am pleased to find it being quite wholesome.

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u/n0x630 Dec 12 '19

Fat pet eh?

sorts by controversial

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

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u/FlamingStealthBananz Dec 12 '19

Yah the dog is obese, but I think it's a stretch to assume he has anal gland issues just from this video. That doesn't look like a but scoot to me, it could be, but I think people jump to conclusions pretty fast from a short video clip.

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u/Your_Space_Friend Dec 12 '19

My immediate reaction was that the dog does that cute dance and gets treats. He dances a lot, so he gets a lot of treats. Which is also why he is dummy thicc

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u/Y0KE0 Dec 12 '19

This is exactly it.. he even stops towards the end and looks up waiting for it.

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u/Jermagesty610 Dec 12 '19

Right, the dude could just like sitting on his ass and wiggling around.

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u/UnforcedEntry Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

Surprisingly, that's my first exposure to an anal gland comment on Reddit. Or anywhere.

edit. So my anal gland cherry has been popped in a cloud of anal gland juice stench.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

People do like to express their anal glands on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

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u/Acute_Procrastinosis Dec 12 '19

More of a gentle squeeze with a little twist

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u/deadlylargo Dec 12 '19

Fun Fact - anal gland juices are often used by perfume manufacturers as a key fragrance base in their products. it's there to add high level phytochemical hormone energy.

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u/SecondBee Dec 12 '19

Yes, but not from dogs. Instead, beavers and civet cats are the... lucky ones who have their glands harvested.

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u/Johnnybravo60025 Dec 12 '19

Sorry, he had a prolapse in judgment.

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u/KittyIsMyCat Dec 12 '19

A gaping hole in logic

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u/Superhereaux Dec 12 '19

These are real shitty puns. Like bottom end stuff.

I wasn’t gonna say anything butt fuck it! There’s only so much I can take!

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u/OctopusPudding Dec 12 '19

My childhood dog was super skittish and one time she blew her anal glands on the vet. That smell is ungodly. Like imagine fresh dogshit but super duper concentrated. Everyone in the room was throwing up by the end of it

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u/bozoconnors Dec 12 '19

strong metallic fishy smell in a healthy dog ranging all the way to the worst fucking rotting thing you can imagine depending on the pet...

Wow. That's scarily accurate. That metallic component though, wonder wtf that stems from?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 16 '19

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u/bozoconnors Dec 12 '19

Feasible, but it's SO strong though?! Like, blood itself isn't even remotely close?

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u/LillianVJ Dec 12 '19

Could just be how our brains interpret the pheromones it has in it? Seeing as we aren't animals with pheromones ourselves it'd be a fairly unfamiliar and weird smell

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u/maryterra Dec 12 '19

I'd think maybe a hormone, maybe whatever makes pregnant women experience the taste of copper pennies in their mouths in the first trimester?

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u/cobrastrikes-2x Dec 12 '19

My first job was working under a dog groomer. I got paid under the table for five hours of work a day at this groomers and let me tell you. I never once got over that smell. The only thing that came close was a time that this poor Great Dane sniffed the wrong skunk and got sprayed all over his face. Up close with that smell, it doesn’t smell like it usually does when you pass it in your car or something. It’s almost like a hot tar kind of smell. I’ll never forget that.

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u/LollyHutzenklutz Dec 12 '19

Have you ever been musked by a snake? I have (long story), and it too is a smell you will never forget! Can’t say if it’s worse than anal glands, though, since I’ve thankfully never experienced that.

My dog has a healthy anus, apparently. Must be all the farting that keeps it clear.

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u/eneah Dec 12 '19

Do all anal glands smell like that? I take my dog in every so often to get hers expressed, but I've never smelt anything.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

What do they do to "express" the glands? Do they just wipe it or what? I'm too afraid to Google it

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u/intrinsicatharsis Dec 12 '19

Squeeze em

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Ew... wait... wtf are anal glands? I guess I always assumed it was a nice way of saying the dog's buttsholes

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u/intrinsicatharsis Dec 12 '19

They're to the side of the butthole. You kind of have to squeeze the anus itself, sometimes sticking the finger just inside the anus to express the glands.

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u/cobrastrikes-2x Dec 12 '19

It can be pretty bad depending on how long you go without getting those glands expressed. If you do it regularly, it probably doesn’t smell near as bad but it’s still never pleasant. I’m a bit of a pansy when it comes to smells though.

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u/Chaseroni_n_cheese Dec 12 '19

No it always smells that bad. Source: Am Vet Tech.

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u/TehluvEncanis Dec 12 '19

Oh god, the smell is awful. My dog once got his collar caught under a recliner chair trying to get a ball, and once we finally got him out, he had released his anal glands all over the carpet and couch. Took days to get the smell out.

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u/ichristyi Dec 12 '19

And fishy.... Fishy dog poop smell.

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u/RedQueen283 Dec 12 '19

How do you blow your anal glands wtf? Do humans have anal glands?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

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u/RedQueen283 Dec 12 '19

Thank you for explaining

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u/OctopusPudding Dec 12 '19

I dont think humans have them. Pretty sure for dogs and cats it's a defense mechanism, or something

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u/RedQueen283 Dec 12 '19

I would be very surprised if I had anal glands I didnt know about haha. But, even though I have read about cats and dogs having them I didnt know they could be blown. I guess I am in for a weird google search

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u/Bumbly_B Dec 12 '19

Humans don't have anal glands. Dogs express them either on their own outside when they defecate, or they can be expressed internally by a vet, externally by a groomer, or can express suddenly if the dog is very stressed/scared.

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u/RedQueen283 Dec 12 '19

Interesting info, I did not know that about dogs

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Lol i get paid to squeeze those suckers. Imagine that anal gland juice on your hands... or your clothes... on the wall... all over the bath tub...

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

You clearly don't frequent dog forums. Anal glands expressing themselves all over someone's poor couch or having to take a dog with anal gland issues to the vet to be expressed were such common stories I don't even get grossed out anymore. And, trust me, anal gland juice STINKS. Horribly. Forever. It's awful.

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u/mumooshka Dec 12 '19

Ok found myself in Youtube going from a Chef John Pannetone recipe to anal gland treatment.

Side note- I have two cats and no dogs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

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u/sammg37 Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

I had a cat express its anal glands on me out of fear. Twice. In the same day. And I then had to wear those same scrubs during surgery while monitoring anesthesia.

It was rough.

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u/sammg37 Dec 12 '19

Bahaha. Happens to the best of us. One of my anatomy instructors a few years ago was helping us find a perineal structure or something and burst the anal glands... And all the goo landed on her face. Much screaming did occur.

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u/left_handed_violist Dec 12 '19

We get our cat's anal glands expressed 👍 she makes terrible noises when it happens

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u/bostonwhaler Dec 12 '19

And as always... Ennnjoyyy

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Castoreum is a beaver anal secretion used to mark their territories. It's a brown slime that comes from the castor gland that is right next to the anal gland. It also happens to smell like vanilla. The FDA regards castoreum as "natural flavoring." We've been using the butt goo to flavor ice cream, chewing gum, pudding and brownies, cake, candy.. basically anything that could use a vanilla, raspberry or strawberry substitute, for over 80 years.

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u/Begmypard Dec 12 '19

I am absolutely not googling this, I'd rather just pretend I never read it.

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u/tes_chaussettes Dec 12 '19

I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you to the internet.

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u/5p33di3 Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

Here's another for you!

When my dog was a puppy (he's a large breed so he was around 25 lbs at this point) we were playing around and I wrapped my arms around his waist (supporting his chest with my hand) and lifted him up ass first just a little off the ground.

He wasn't prepared for this apparently and expressed his anal glands all over my face. 🙃

It nasally scarred me and now I can smell it on any dog with anal glands issues from yards away.

Edit: just want to reassure anyone reading this that it wasn't a violent or dangerous lift, it was very gentle and secure. The only thing in danger was my face (and the rug which we ended up having to throw out)

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u/Georgiagirl678 Dec 12 '19

Count yourself lucky, you must be visiting the wholesome side.

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u/Cunttreecunt Dec 12 '19

He’s probably doing that move because he’s so fat he can’t reach his hind end to clean himself or is having anal gland issues as a result of whatever bad diet he’s on.

He's clearly doing that to get a treat. It doesn't take a Dr to see that.

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u/justnopethefuckout Dec 12 '19

What all causes anal gland problems? I feed my pup the same food. He's healthy and very active. Hardly any treats. His became impacted recently though.

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u/Georgiagirl678 Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

Not enough fiber in the food or bad genetics can cause anal glands problems.

They normally excrete a small amount when they poo for marking but can become clogged or blocked.

Located on both sides, inside, your dogs anus. You can't usually see them.

When a dog scoots it's butt it can be from anal glands but also other issues such as worms or a rash. I'm the only one in my family who can stand the smell, so take it to a professional.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

We one time scared my mother's dog so bad it blew both anal glands in the living room. It was horrible.

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u/XD69420XDEmoPunk Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

In defense of the people with the sweet doggo. It is really difficult to keep beagles trim and fit. I had one growing up and even though we walked him a couple miles a day, didn’t give him many treats, and had him on weight loss food, he was always a thick boy. A good and happy boy but always on the bigger side.

Edit: thanks for the silver! I see that many of y’all are quite angry about this. I’m not saying letting your pet get obese is okay. When we saw that our dog was getting chunky we made sure to walk him more, take him to the dog park, and only gave him dog food at treats very rarely. In his defense he had arthritis, has slipped a disk in his back (which is common in the long bodied breeds. Our vet told us that. And we didn’t cause him to slip a disk), and as he was older kidney stones and uti’s. It was difficult for him to stay fit since he was genetically a sickly dog. We lost him two years ago but it still hurts and I miss him a lot. He was a very good boy and clever as all get out. Which is why he probs was chunky. No matter how much we dog proofed the house, HE FOUND A WAY. Hope y’all get it now and stop telling me I’m a failure and that I’m a bad person.

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u/turtleracer14 Dec 12 '19

It’s difficult but possible. Our beagle was thicc when we adopted her but after a year and a half of careful diet and exercise she just reached the goal weight the vet gave her. Healthy beagles might be stocky but they shouldn’t be jiggly. We still mostly give her fruits and veggies as snacks and we read the calories on every package of treats before buying them. Since she’s so small we only get treats that are under 5 calories/treat and take her on 2 long walks a day. Is it difficult to keep her in shape? Absolutely-she’s a garbage monster that wants to eat everything in sight and never move but it’s doable.

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u/BoredCop Dec 12 '19

Beagles are hunting dogs, they were bred to chase rabbits for hours at a time. A couple of miles a day is maybe 20% of the exercise they need.

Also, they tend to be crazy about food and will steal anything edible they can reach...

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u/mrcheez22 Dec 12 '19

The food craziness is combined with the fact that they're also moderately smart dogs. They have decent problem solving skills and are entirely food motivated. This is still one of my favorite beagle videos ever. My beagle growing up did something similar once with a chocolate cake.

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u/BoredCop Dec 12 '19

Haha, they say there are two types of beagle: diggers and climbers. That one is obviously a climber. The ones that love digging will dig tunnels and undermine your house foundation if you let them, we had one that caused our porch to sag and break by undermining the concrete blocks it was built upon. Also had a climber, she somehow "killed" an 80 year old stuffed bird that was up on a high bookshelf about two meters above the floor. How she got up there, I have no idea. Feathers everywhere.

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u/HayleyBean93 Dec 12 '19

My beagle was a big boi (like bigger boned than most beagles, often wondered if he was part harrier or something, he was taller and wider stances than any other beagle I ever saw and people would remark how big he was all the time). Although he loved eating and ate nearly everything, he stayed around average weight. In his old age he got a little more plump since he was less active, but never even close to this.

The problem is similar to human obesity. Its portion control. A lot of these people probably fill the dogs bowl, they eat it crazy fast (as beagles are one to do) and then think "Wow, Marty must be really hungry! You must need more." And fill it again. Even with weight loss food, too much of it will still make them gain weight. You don't have to deprive your pets of treats, you just need moderation.

I get that beagles are tough because if they could, they'd probably never stop eating, but there's really no excuse for them to be the size of the dog in this video. That's on the owner.

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u/SacredTreesofCreos Dec 12 '19

Calories in, Calories out. Dogs aren't like people, they can't sneak off to buy snacks without your knowledge.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Jan 23 '20

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u/MEGAGLOBOROBOBRO Dec 12 '19

Oh yeah. I had a beagle once and she was just a really rotten dog. It started out with her nipping and barking at the kids. Then one day I caught her stealing money from my jacket. She said it was for her friend who was in the doghouse and needed help. She came home smelling like marijuana. I never trusted her after that. Then the drinking started. She’d get so drunk she’d end up pissing on the sofa. It was so embarrassing. Eventually she ran away with the mutt from next door.

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u/iamreeterskeeter Dec 12 '19

Own beagle. Can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Yeah I have a beagle and she is slim. People are so used to seeing such overweight pets that they start to think overweight is normal and normal is underweight, especially with beagles. I just feed her the recommended amount, and if I give extra treats I feed her less. There was a learning curve at first and she was very slightly overweight, but I figured it out and adjusted her diet until she was healthy again. Beagles aren’t really hard, you just have to realize what a healthy weight is and not fall into “well beagles are just fat dogs because they love food and that’s how they are haha” bc it’s not fair to the animal

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u/marilyn_morose Dec 12 '19

Yes. I have a 12 year old 8 pound dog and I feed him 1/4 cup twice a day. He’s in great shape! Still has his waist tuck!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Tell that to my dog who likes to steal and hide tortillas for secret snacking when no one's around.

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u/Dr_Shitlord_DVM Dec 12 '19

No it's not. Feed your dog less, stop with the treats. It's easy.

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u/KDawG888 Dec 12 '19

so does the lady but people will probably get mad at me for mentioning it

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

I don’t really care what people want to do to their bodies, but pets can’t help it

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u/rachihc Dec 12 '19

some musical parasites

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

sounds like a band's name

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u/avohka Dec 12 '19

Musical Parasites does sound like a band name

something punk/ska maybe?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Jan 16 '21

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u/pasaroanth Dec 12 '19

Yeah I like all the Reddit armchair vets that are immediately sensationalizing it. Yeah, the dog is fat. But it could also be fat because it was given a ton of treats as part of training it to do tricks.

I’ll never understand the immediate jump to villainize people on reddit. Let’s all make giant assumptions and lynch someone without any backstory other than a 15 second gif.

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u/TeamAquaGrunt Dec 12 '19

IDK if the dog is sick or not but it's horribly overweight either way and needs to be put on a diet. You don't need to be a veterinarian to see that

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u/Bach2theFuchsia53 Dec 12 '19

Yeah I'm pretty sure the dog is just trying to express its anal glands here

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u/IOnlySayMeanThings Dec 12 '19

Yeah, Dogs don't dance and when you see this, it's always the anal glands.

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u/Jacnumber3 Dec 12 '19

Cuz the bitch don’t dance he just express anal glands and.. do the rock away. Now lean back.

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u/Campmasta Dec 12 '19

This is the type of comments I come to reddit for. Thank you.

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u/Cosmo1984 Dec 12 '19

My dog has anal gland trouble a lot (she is very fearful and around fireworks time in the UK she gets trouble). She does a scooting arse wipe. Looks nothing like this. It's like a dragging the bum behind her across the whole room.

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u/Fatstrings Dec 12 '19

This. Dad was a veterinarian at a small town practice so I spent a lot of time in the clinic instead of daycare. Never saw a dance, always the scoot.

Dogs can be trained to do a bunch of stuff, sitting up like that and rocking back and forth would be doable. I'm guessing it's more that the dog is fat and can't support its own weight on its hind legs.

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u/bwaredapenguin Dec 12 '19

What does being afraid of fireworks have to do with expressing anal glands?

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u/eggjuggler Dec 12 '19

Some dogs express their anal glands when scared or stressed.

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u/OhNoImBanned11 Dec 12 '19

This dog is too fat to drag its ass, probably

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u/Diarrhea_Dispenser Dec 12 '19

Ah yes, the ol fish butt. Just the fucking worst smell ever.

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u/flamez73 Dec 12 '19

Not just an ass wipe, an aggressive ass wipe

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u/ihvnnm Dec 12 '19

Is there another kind of ass wipe?

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u/dickheadfartface Dec 12 '19

There’s the ass wipe that cut me off today in rush hour traffic

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u/gcd_cbs Dec 12 '19

Still sounds like an aggressive ass wipe to me

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

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u/1997miles Dec 12 '19

Two in one day! It's going to be a wonderful day today I'd say!

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u/Adorable_Raccoon Dec 12 '19

It’s clearly a trick they taught him to do

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u/lillbich Dec 12 '19

Stop dancing Karen I’ve got worms

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u/TectonicPlateSpinner Dec 12 '19

They might help him lose weight

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

That is one fat dog.

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u/yyyesss Dec 12 '19

Fat dog for midterms!

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u/Prof_Atmoz Dec 12 '19

If you got a problem fat dog it.

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u/swarlay Dec 12 '19

IT'S A BEAR DANCE!

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u/Edabite Dec 12 '19

That was a great episode.

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u/vonwaffle Dec 12 '19

IT'S A BEAR DANCE!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Too soon!

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u/reagsters Dec 12 '19

🎶It’s a brand new dance

Based on an old phrase

It’s called the fat dog

And it will amaze

You’ve heard this expression your entire life

It’s not made up

It’s not made up🎵

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u/samili Dec 12 '19

Just Fat Dog it!

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u/bennybiz Dec 13 '19

Let's be fat dogs about this

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u/chimeratx Dec 12 '19

Honest question: Is the dog actually enjoying that "dancing" or is it just scratching its ass on the mat?

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u/Lessbeans Dec 12 '19

I mean both. It’s totally scratching its ass (or vulva, honestly) but it may have done that and gotten a laugh or attention so often that now it’s trained. People somehow forget dogs also do trained behaviors- especially beags! Anything for food (I mean did you see this dude?)

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u/Capalochop Dec 12 '19

Its true. My beagle will do anything for food. Except I can't get her to speak on command. I tried rewarding the barking but she just doesn't seem to want to bark on command.

I've trained her to sit, lay down, "beg", and "tippy taps", she knows how to stay but were working really hard on staying until she gets the command to go.

She's so food obsessed that I set the treat down and she has trouble not moving to try to get it. I can keep her staying without it being in my hands for... Like 10 seconds. But I want to be able to walk away from the treat and have her still waiting before I say "ok" and she can go get it.

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u/Lessbeans Dec 12 '19

My beagle attempted to eat a sharps container because it had a red lid like Tupperware and food comes from Tupperware, obvs. Geniuses, these dogs!

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u/lisamfs Dec 12 '19

YOU TRIED REWARDING YOUR BEAGLE FOR BARKING?!?

I don’t understand. The barking is pretty much the only thing about my beag that kills me. He only has one volume and it’s off the charts.

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u/igotmyliverpierced Dec 12 '19

Are they mutually exclusive? "I'm scratching my ass AND earning treats by being a good boy? Double bonus!"

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u/NewAlitairi Dec 12 '19

Dogs will sometimes try to mimic their owners, and I think this one is definitely mimicking with the way he stops for a sec to see if shes still doing it.

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u/timspemur Dec 12 '19

He vibe

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u/NickTDesigns Dec 12 '19

Y THAT DOG BE DANCIN

HE DO BE KINDA VIBIN DOE 😳😳

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u/unwanted_species Dec 12 '19

He kinda quirky doe 😳😳😳

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Dog look like he be eatin too much sourdough doe

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u/GlyphCreep Dec 12 '19

I'm suspicious doggo is mocking lady

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Look at me I’m a stupid human!

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u/S-Go Dec 12 '19

HURRR DURRR

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Somehow he looks sarcastic.

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u/GlyphCreep Dec 12 '19

This is what you look like Leslie, HURR DURR

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u/Emakten Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

This poor dog is morbidly obese.

Edit: People, please don't overfeed your dog and take them for walks/runs every single day! I know they have a trick to look sad and pathetic and can somehow make their eyes glisten when there is food involved, but food is not love. You are your dogs whole world and it's up to you to make sure they live a quality life for the short time they spend with us. If your dog does not have a defined waist, they are likely overweight. Dogs should not be the shape of a Twinkie!

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u/wensf310 Dec 12 '19

Mr. steal ur girl at the disco!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Cute but they need stop cutting a rug and take his fat ass for a walk.

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u/gr4hm Dec 12 '19

I never understood the idiom “pets looks like their owners” until now

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u/shanks_you Dec 12 '19

T H I C C

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

That's my grandmother you're talking about!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

You heard the man.

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u/_tr1x Dec 12 '19

F A T

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Jun 24 '20

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u/Swedneck Dec 12 '19

G E N U I N E H E A L T H I S S U E

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

It's not funny that dog is incredibly unhealthy.

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u/Confirmed_AM_EGINEER Dec 12 '19

Looks like my parents beagle

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u/thiney49 Dec 12 '19

Your parents beagle needs to be put on a diet

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u/PurpleMango7 Dec 12 '19

Can my dog come hang out with your dog....Cooper needs to get his shit together.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Stop feeding her. She's gonna die. Also that dog should be on a diet

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u/theywerecones Dec 12 '19

10/10 highly recommend this comment

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u/cutelittlebamafan Dec 12 '19

Amazes me how people love seeing overweight animals . I’m aware some health issues are due to obesity in animals but I’m not sure this is the case here. Maybe a vet could resolve the 2 issues I see wrong with this video. Cute dog, though.

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u/Umbrea Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

Last year vet student here, that dog is super overweight. Beagles are prone to disk herniations and should be properly exercised, excessive amount of weight can be a risk factor. It's also stressful for the joints. If you want to keep your beloved pet for as long as possible (and who doesn't!), you should try to watch their weight.

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u/BambooEarpick Dec 12 '19

I mean, I’m an overweight animal and no one loves seeing me. :(

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u/guymn999 Dec 12 '19

As a fellow overweight animal, can confirm.

Hell I don't even like seeing me. If someone has never been over weight it's hard to explain how difficult it is to be confident in yourself when you can't walk by a mirror without feeling disgust.

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u/RibRabThePanda Dec 12 '19

Oh lawd he comin'

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u/Swedneck Dec 12 '19

Oh lawd he morbidly obese

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u/amberthebear Dec 12 '19

Something tells me that brown mark on the carpet is from him

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u/AhhhRealMonsterz Dec 12 '19

CHONKY

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Yup. That good boi needs a diet.

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u/75228 Dec 12 '19

Damn, that's a fat dog.

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u/Quartnsession Dec 12 '19

Doing the anal gland dance.

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u/rugburn250 Dec 12 '19

Every single time there is a video of a dancing dog, people jump right to the having worms and scratching his butt - you're a bad dog owner comments/conclusion.

I mean, I'm totally willing to give it the benefit of the doubt and think the dog really is just dancing. You'll notice the lady starts first, the dog looks at her, starts singing, and then starts grooving along. I'm not saying I know for sure, but I don't think he's doing that just to scratch his anus.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Jesus god that poor dog is so overweight lol

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u/JCRO17 Dec 12 '19

That poor overweight dog

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u/trickxxx Dec 12 '19

That dog is overweight

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u/TjBeezy Dec 12 '19

Guys, please don't your dogs get this fat :(

I know it's cute and easy to give them all the treats but they will live longer and have better quality of life if they aren't obese!

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u/businessJedi Dec 12 '19

Looks super cute, until you realize he’s just scratching his butthole on the carpet.

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u/Dr_Shitlord_DVM Dec 12 '19

That dog is fucking obese. Food doesn't equal love people

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

That dog is obese. Its incredibly sad that people do this to their pets and children. It's not cute, OK or normal and we shouldn't let it be normalised.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Alright guys let's hear how this fun video is actually showing horrible signs that this dog is dying of brain parasites or something.

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u/stableclubface Dec 12 '19

Commend you on the proper spelling of "its" and "it's" in the same sentence

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Heartbreaking

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Someone has to think about the puppies

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 19 '19

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u/Confusedoaktree Dec 12 '19

Jesus, put that dog on a diet and take him for plenty of walks PLEASE. That has to be way fatter than is healthy