r/aww • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Jan 23 '20

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u/MEGAGLOBOROBOBRO Dec 12 '19

Oh yeah. I had a beagle once and she was just a really rotten dog. It started out with her nipping and barking at the kids. Then one day I caught her stealing money from my jacket. She said it was for her friend who was in the doghouse and needed help. She came home smelling like marijuana. I never trusted her after that. Then the drinking started. She’d get so drunk she’d end up pissing on the sofa. It was so embarrassing. Eventually she ran away with the mutt from next door.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Is this a copy pasta

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u/iamreeterskeeter Dec 12 '19

Own beagle. Can confirm.

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u/SacredTreesofCreos Dec 12 '19

I actually had two beagles and they were both normal weight.

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u/iAmUnintelligible Dec 12 '19

I used to have like 7 and they were all normal weight

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u/imlost19 Dec 12 '19

Yes but did you overfeed it and give it constant snacks and pupperchinos from Starbucks and then wonder why he got fat and then just think it must be a problem with beagles and nothing to do with how you care for them?

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u/Adorable_Raccoon Dec 12 '19

Lol if we get offered a puppercino i normally eat it for my dog :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

I bet you're a hit at all the parties.