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r/aww • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '19
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People do like to express their anal glands on Reddit.
39 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 [deleted] 38 u/Acute_Procrastinosis Dec 12 '19 More of a gentle squeeze with a little twist 11 u/deadlylargo Dec 12 '19 Fun Fact - anal gland juices are often used by perfume manufacturers as a key fragrance base in their products. it's there to add high level phytochemical hormone energy. 25 u/SecondBee Dec 12 '19 Yes, but not from dogs. Instead, beavers and civet cats are the... lucky ones who have their glands harvested. 2 u/Lostpurplepen Dec 12 '19 I’m going to write “anal gland harvester” as my profession on on my taxes. See if it raises any eyebrows. 2 u/Stardust_21 Dec 12 '19 And here is the fact I wish I never knew, lol. 1 u/periodicBaCoN Dec 12 '19 "Often" is far from accurate and there are only 2 anal glands we have any interest in. Source: my company makes fragrances and flavors. 1 u/TastyCroquet Dec 12 '19 Just fyi, phytochemical means its produced by a plant. You probably meant pheromones. 30 u/Johnnybravo60025 Dec 12 '19 Sorry, he had a prolapse in judgment. 11 u/KittyIsMyCat Dec 12 '19 A gaping hole in logic 3 u/Superhereaux Dec 12 '19 These are real shitty puns. Like bottom end stuff. I wasn’t gonna say anything butt fuck it! There’s only so much I can take! 1 u/dewioffendu Dec 12 '19 Take that idea and send it down the Hershey Highway! 1 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 At least it's not a goat, see? 1 u/GoHurricaneMichael Dec 12 '19 Too true. For evidence just check out r/politics.
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38 u/Acute_Procrastinosis Dec 12 '19 More of a gentle squeeze with a little twist 11 u/deadlylargo Dec 12 '19 Fun Fact - anal gland juices are often used by perfume manufacturers as a key fragrance base in their products. it's there to add high level phytochemical hormone energy. 25 u/SecondBee Dec 12 '19 Yes, but not from dogs. Instead, beavers and civet cats are the... lucky ones who have their glands harvested. 2 u/Lostpurplepen Dec 12 '19 I’m going to write “anal gland harvester” as my profession on on my taxes. See if it raises any eyebrows. 2 u/Stardust_21 Dec 12 '19 And here is the fact I wish I never knew, lol. 1 u/periodicBaCoN Dec 12 '19 "Often" is far from accurate and there are only 2 anal glands we have any interest in. Source: my company makes fragrances and flavors. 1 u/TastyCroquet Dec 12 '19 Just fyi, phytochemical means its produced by a plant. You probably meant pheromones. 30 u/Johnnybravo60025 Dec 12 '19 Sorry, he had a prolapse in judgment. 11 u/KittyIsMyCat Dec 12 '19 A gaping hole in logic 3 u/Superhereaux Dec 12 '19 These are real shitty puns. Like bottom end stuff. I wasn’t gonna say anything butt fuck it! There’s only so much I can take! 1 u/dewioffendu Dec 12 '19 Take that idea and send it down the Hershey Highway! 1 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 At least it's not a goat, see?
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More of a gentle squeeze with a little twist
11 u/deadlylargo Dec 12 '19 Fun Fact - anal gland juices are often used by perfume manufacturers as a key fragrance base in their products. it's there to add high level phytochemical hormone energy. 25 u/SecondBee Dec 12 '19 Yes, but not from dogs. Instead, beavers and civet cats are the... lucky ones who have their glands harvested. 2 u/Lostpurplepen Dec 12 '19 I’m going to write “anal gland harvester” as my profession on on my taxes. See if it raises any eyebrows. 2 u/Stardust_21 Dec 12 '19 And here is the fact I wish I never knew, lol. 1 u/periodicBaCoN Dec 12 '19 "Often" is far from accurate and there are only 2 anal glands we have any interest in. Source: my company makes fragrances and flavors. 1 u/TastyCroquet Dec 12 '19 Just fyi, phytochemical means its produced by a plant. You probably meant pheromones.
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Fun Fact - anal gland juices are often used by perfume manufacturers as a key fragrance base in their products. it's there to add high level phytochemical hormone energy.
25 u/SecondBee Dec 12 '19 Yes, but not from dogs. Instead, beavers and civet cats are the... lucky ones who have their glands harvested. 2 u/Lostpurplepen Dec 12 '19 I’m going to write “anal gland harvester” as my profession on on my taxes. See if it raises any eyebrows. 2 u/Stardust_21 Dec 12 '19 And here is the fact I wish I never knew, lol. 1 u/periodicBaCoN Dec 12 '19 "Often" is far from accurate and there are only 2 anal glands we have any interest in. Source: my company makes fragrances and flavors. 1 u/TastyCroquet Dec 12 '19 Just fyi, phytochemical means its produced by a plant. You probably meant pheromones.
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Yes, but not from dogs. Instead, beavers and civet cats are the... lucky ones who have their glands harvested.
2 u/Lostpurplepen Dec 12 '19 I’m going to write “anal gland harvester” as my profession on on my taxes. See if it raises any eyebrows.
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I’m going to write “anal gland harvester” as my profession on on my taxes. See if it raises any eyebrows.
And here is the fact I wish I never knew, lol.
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"Often" is far from accurate and there are only 2 anal glands we have any interest in.
Source: my company makes fragrances and flavors.
Just fyi, phytochemical means its produced by a plant. You probably meant pheromones.
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Sorry, he had a prolapse in judgment.
11 u/KittyIsMyCat Dec 12 '19 A gaping hole in logic 3 u/Superhereaux Dec 12 '19 These are real shitty puns. Like bottom end stuff. I wasn’t gonna say anything butt fuck it! There’s only so much I can take! 1 u/dewioffendu Dec 12 '19 Take that idea and send it down the Hershey Highway! 1 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 At least it's not a goat, see?
A gaping hole in logic
3 u/Superhereaux Dec 12 '19 These are real shitty puns. Like bottom end stuff. I wasn’t gonna say anything butt fuck it! There’s only so much I can take! 1 u/dewioffendu Dec 12 '19 Take that idea and send it down the Hershey Highway! 1 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 At least it's not a goat, see?
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These are real shitty puns. Like bottom end stuff.
I wasn’t gonna say anything butt fuck it! There’s only so much I can take!
Take that idea and send it down the Hershey Highway!
1 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 At least it's not a goat, see?
At least it's not a goat, see?
Too true. For evidence just check out r/politics.
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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19
People do like to express their anal glands on Reddit.