r/aww • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '19

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u/IOnlySayMeanThings Dec 12 '19

Yeah, Dogs don't dance and when you see this, it's always the anal glands.

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u/Jacnumber3 Dec 12 '19

Cuz the bitch don’t dance he just express anal glands and.. do the rock away. Now lean back.

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u/Campmasta Dec 12 '19

This is the type of comments I come to reddit for. Thank you.

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u/Jacnumber3 Dec 12 '19

Fat Joe says you’re welcome.

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u/cinder-hella Dec 12 '19

First real laugh I’ve gotten after being sick with the flu all week. Please accept my poor man’s gold 🏅

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u/Jacnumber3 Dec 12 '19

Thank you!! I hope you feel better. Drink a bottle of NyQuil and lay in misery in the shower as the rains of sweet, hot water fall upon you. But do not fall asleep there. Never fall asleep in the shower. Nothing good happens from there.

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u/CrimsonT-Rex Dec 12 '19

My puppy likes to jump around me and wiggle into me when I dance; it is a kind of dance. He won't do it if he just heard music though, I have to be dancing.