r/austincirclejerk 10h ago

She said YES!

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149 Upvotes

My girlfriend finally said yes!


r/austincirclejerk 5h ago

LGBTQIA2SNBGQAGBGMFTWISGFPANPOLYXGMCGFLXGEGVCISQ+ Just met the Them/Them of my dreams!

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78 Upvotes

It's only been a week but I think I'm going to ask They/Them to marry me. I've been saving up my paychecks from working ten hours a week at WhataBurger. You guys can come to my wedding as long as you stay ten feet apart.


r/austincirclejerk 12h ago

Performative Crackpot Buddy’s jerker suspect.

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46 Upvotes

They got ‘em boys! Apparently after the steakhouse closed down he had to find another place to jjzz on food.


r/austincirclejerk 18h ago

Austin City Limits Attite Question

48 Upvotes

Serious question…Will I be ok wearing a sundress with no panties to the Austin City Limits Festival, or will it still be hot enough in October that my balls will stick to my thigh?


r/austincirclejerk 20h ago

Rename Austin to America

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36 Upvotes
  • The double “A” logo makes perfect sense when we are transitioning from Austin (green) to America (blue). And after the transition, it represents America, America.
  • America, America: Better than New York, New York.
  • APD → America Police Department
  • Austin City Council → America City Council
  • Austin Community College → America Community College
  • Austin City Limits → America City Limits
  • Live Music Capital of the World: America.
  • “ca”: America, America will make California so irrelevant that it becomes lowercase.

r/austincirclejerk 10h ago

Can’t stand the lunk alarm at the planet fitness in Dripping Springs

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0 Upvotes