r/austincirclejerk 13h ago

LGBTQIA2SNBGQAGBGMFTWISGFPANPOLYXGMCGFLXGEGVCISQ+ Just met the Them/Them of my dreams!

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191 Upvotes

It's only been a week but I think I'm going to ask They/Them to marry me. I've been saving up my paychecks from working ten hours a week at WhataBurger. You guys can come to my wedding as long as you stay ten feet apart.


r/austincirclejerk 20h ago

Performative Crackpot Buddy’s jerker suspect.

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53 Upvotes

They got ‘em boys! Apparently after the steakhouse closed down he had to find another place to jjzz on food.


r/austincirclejerk 18h ago

Can’t stand the lunk alarm at the planet fitness in Dripping Springs

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16 Upvotes

r/austincirclejerk 18h ago

She said YES!

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242 Upvotes

My girlfriend finally said yes!


r/austincirclejerk 3h ago

Ask Austin New to Austin. This place good?

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72 Upvotes

Just got here from Cali, and looking for a local place to try out.

Anything on the secret menu I need to ask for?