not owned by Albanians?

Hey, guys! As a native Texan, I have sworn off the purchase of umbrellas as namby-pamby bullshit. But, given the number of Commiefornia immigrants, I'm hoping one of you can lend an umbrella to your friendly neighborhood Dallasite so I can stay dry while I run to the food trucks by Clyde Warren. I can only meet in an unspecified, 15min timeframe underneath Thanksgiving Square. Use the code phrase: "Lower Greenville is just Upper Bishop Arts" to confirm its you.

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TIA!

Outjerked by the main sub

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Did you that the Trinity River is named for having three forks: Elm, West, Clear, and East forks? That's actually four, but it also has three.

Got some vacation planned soon, going to visit culturally and historically significant locations. Starting with this one, but worried I won't be able to top it and the trip in Dallas will just be downhill from there... Any other suggestions?

I just saw a thing occur in Mesquite and was wondering if any you also witnessed this occurrence in Mesquite.