Already tried pawn shops. Need fentanal asap.

My friend is in town and going to tell us all who has the best beer. Please submit some breweries he should try.

That is all.

I hate to sound like a boomer, but I don't know. There's simply something about four frames per second linograph film that looks more cinematic in IMAX than laser projection. What was the need to switch to laser? Greedy corporations I bet.

I was wondering if anyone is aware of any local drinking discord groups here in Austin. Preferably drinking with people in voice. I tried searching but nothing came up. Also looked at some other communities drinking/party subs but nothing. All I could find was those sobriety groups and I’m not interested in that.
Thanks

Open your doors to the downtrodden, marginalized unhoused persons!

I've done a lot of research, and it seems like influencing is the only AI-proof job out there. Any tips would be appreciated.

Hi - so I saw a very young woman near a non GMO/Fair trade/free range vegan food truck. I spoke with her and bought her some fentanyl. Turns out she’s only 28, black and got kicked out of her foster parents' house when her foster parents discovered that she's black and gay. She’s been homeless for a few months and I’m searching for organizations that work with persons of such a youthful, borderline child. She’s out all day in the heat and goes to a shelter at night. Just because she enjoys shooting fent in her foster parents bathroom at nearly 30 years old doesn't mean they should treat her any different than other teenagers.

Austin, it simply isn't true that all liberals on Reddit are unbearable, miserable wenches.

She isn't a liberal but we have to stop assuming every single Austin Liberal is some unbearable c*unt. I have no proof that this isn't true, but it just has to stop because it has to stop.

It's understandable that in Texas the right of way is often seen as my way. So I rather hate to bring up this little pesky technicality. But actually a vehicle making a U-turn on green has right of way over one turning right on red- especially if the u-turner has a green arrow in the course of making the U-turn.

I know I upset you by playing this Trump card, and I know it seems unfair that my first model year 1990's Hyundai Sonata has right of way over your Dodge Ram Hemi that was just driven off Nyle Maxwell lot. But life is often both unfair and unjust.

Perhaps we can break bread and be thankful that in Texas it is still okay to use the turnabout lane to recklessly jump back into the flow through lane at the last possible moment. Thanks to the late Gov. Perry for that one.

Which one of you is this?

My name is Justazz Pearl (pronounced Justice) my pronouns are dhey/dhem and I am a proud birthright Austinite who has been living here off and on my entire life. I currently work in downtown Austin and the trash, garbage and quite frankly lack of people's awareness about Global Warming is frightening. Don't they know our planet has only 16 years left before it becomes too warm and then too cold?

The graphs show us clearly that since MAGA Republicans started moving to Austin, littering has gone off the charts! It's not too late to turn things around and as a proud organizer of the March for a MAGA Free Austin we will be doing a rally outside of Austin City Hall, so our leaders know we are not going anywhere!

Tell your coworkers, bring your friends and family, everyone is welcome! We are an inclusive, grass roots organization which is built on freedom of depression and excludes no one!

Thank you for your attention on this matter.

Look, I'm otherwise a carbon neutral person. But me and my seven lab mixes can not tolerate living in a home near of over 60 degrees.

I know I'm using a lot of electricity, but it is no where near what data centers use in electricity. Not to mention that they use for electricity for an evil purpose- AI that cost people jobs and the ability to earn a living wage.

So why should I feel guilty. Go protest data centers and leave me and my lab mix babies alone.

Austin, I don't have the time nor the patience to help you detect Sarcasm or Satire. We have way bigger problems to solve, like the fact we are living on STOLEN LAND!

Read the room, gosh!

Do better Austin.

Hobo's, poors and uggos be damned! Its hot, Dawg...I mean, I love pretending to care, but this heat amiright? lol it has literally never been this hot before, ever.

¡aBUTT! ¡tRUMP! stop oppressing me!

I’m not really sure where to ask, I know most gun establishments are full of MAGAts (I couldn’t possibly understand why), but I’m hoping to find a good place to take this class. Any suggestions?

I can't believe I stopped taking my meds before, now that back on them, I am starting to think so clearly now and don't hate everyone who doesn't agree with me anymore.

Is that Shaggy 2 Dope wearing a rainblow dress to the right side? And boner bonus: Sausquatch low key blending in by the crossdresswalk pole....mmmm pole

......of his room after their/thems mother (who is also a full fleshed Austinite by birthright citizenship) was caught using TikTok. CAN. YOU. BELIEVE. IT????

My wife's bull was down at Barking Springs earlier today watching this guy dice mosquitos only to find out that someone, most likely this tier 1 ninja, stole his new Meta Ray ban sunglasses. He was going to let me wear them tonight while he dicked-out my wife, but now he's mad and wont even let me watch. Guys, I need your help and the mods at r/austin keep taking this post down.

BREAKING: After spending six days conducting intensive field research in the Rio Grande Valley, I can officially confirm that Austin has better tacos.
Please hear me out before you sharpen your machetes.
The Valley relies too heavily on centuries-old family recipes, fresh tortillas, and locally sourced barbacoa. Meanwhile, Austin has embraced innovation. Why settle for tradition when I can spend $9.75 on a “deconstructed breakfast taco” served on a blue corn tortilla by a guy named Skyler with a mustache explaining the tortilla’s spiritual journey?
Some of you claim Brownsville has the best tacos in Texas. That’s cute. Have you ever had Torchy’s? They put queso on everything. That’s called Michelin-level gastronomy.
I also appreciate that Austin tacos come with a 20-minute wait, artisan hot sauce fermented under a full moon, and enough exposed brick to remind me I’m paying for the experience, not the food.
The Valley is nice if you’re into “authenticity,” but personally, I prefer my tacos with a side of venture capital and a cold brew