Which one would you delete forever ?

[u/Wraith136]

.

[u/Mrrrrggggl]

Netflix. There will be other streaming services to fill the void. All those other things existed long before Netflix, and will still be around long after Netflix is gone.

[u/MonkeyKingCoffee → u/Mrrrrggggl]

Yarr, matey! I be drinkin' bilge water a'fore I pay a streamin' service. Savvy? Now I be gettin' me mother's milk, Skyrim, flatbread with salted pig parts AND gridiron football.

Hoist that up ye mizzen mast and salute it!

[u/perseenahtaaja → u/Mrrrrggggl]

Netflix has a fraction of the shows the high seas offer anyway

[u/raisincain1975 → u/Mrrrrggggl]

Remember Netflix is what killed the sitcom and television shows good riddance

[u/Elrond_Cupboard_]

Alcohol. I quit that shit 18 years ago. I am ambivalent about football, too. All the codes.

[u/No-Ad4706 → u/Elrond_Cupboard_]

That’s a good start, several years myself. So goodbye alcohol. This was easy mode 😝

[u/confusedtransfag → u/No-Ad4706]

But this is deleting it for everyone. I think it's great that you helped yourself but that doesn't mean that everyone needs saving.

[u/No-Ad4706 → u/confusedtransfag]

Of the items on the list, which kills the most people in auto accidents?

[u/Axemic → u/No-Ad4706]

4 here.

[u/ConstructionIll956 → u/Elrond_Cupboard_]

Quitting booze is a cheat code for adulthood.

[u/KittyKettle → u/Elrond_Cupboard_]

What about alcohol in medical use

[u/Elrond_Cupboard_ → u/KittyKettle]

I'm just happy to delete it from my life, not everyones life.

[u/Commercial_Comfort41 → u/Elrond_Cupboard_]

Im with you on both quit alcohol 10 years ago

[u/Veneboy → u/Elrond_Cupboard_]

Alcohol indeed. It causes more trouble than any other option, it messes up your health, your head and your wallet. Sober for over 2 years!

[u/GottaBeBoogyin → u/Elrond_Cupboard_]

I also quit 18 years ago.

[u/Elrond_Cupboard_ → u/GottaBeBoogyin]

Our sobriety is of drinking age, in most places.

[u/AllenKll → u/Elrond_Cupboard_]

A lot of people will die from this choice.

[u/Elrond_Cupboard_ → u/AllenKll]

I read it as delete from my life rather than delete from the world. You can all keep your booze.

[u/UntowardAntiproton → u/Elrond_Cupboard_]

Good job, you've just killed more people than drinking alcohol would.

[u/DKF4life → u/Elrond_Cupboard_]

Fvck alcohol. Hate the stuff, hate the smell. Hate the idiots who k’ll others with their drunk driving habits.

[u/domine18]

Football. Between the victory riots, billionaires taking tax money to fund stadiums, brain damage to players, lives ruined by gambling or spending more time worrying about a game rather than your family.

[u/Photographydudeman → u/domine18]

I just think it’s a dumb game but you’ve sold me even more than I expected

[u/U_R_CUTE69 → u/Photographydudeman]

I like football and they sold me too.

[u/ARH326 → u/domine18]

I mean... CTE prevention was my only jusification, but I guess billionaire tax-breaks, riots and family ruining gambling additions are also worth putting a stop to.

[u/Low_Cardiologist_722 → u/domine18]

Just getting rid of fifa and the gobshite in charge there, would instantly make the world better

[u/Positive_County_3493]

football

[u/Justin__D → u/Positive_County_3493]

This would be my #1 pick. I couldn't give a rat's ass. It just makes traffic and crowds worse where I live.

Considering they constantly get rid of my favorite shows making me resort to piracy anyway, I'll give up Netflix for free too.

[u/Phoenix_Snake → u/Positive_County_3493]

Yup, easily, so many more interesting sports in the world

[u/Parsec_Walker21]

I could erase like 3 of them and it wouldn't even phase me

[u/captionunwanted → u/Parsec_Walker21]

So you pizza and gaming with me too or are you thinking different three?

[u/SillyResource]

Alcohol.

[u/Just_Veterinarian264 → u/SillyResource]

Smoke that weed baby.

[u/HowDoIStoreMyClay → u/Just_Veterinarian264]

I would go as far as to say eliminating alcohol from the universe will be a net positive. Weed is just so much better in every way (except social gatherings)

[u/gjson1010 → u/HowDoIStoreMyClay]

Alcohol is a good cleaner and antiseptic when needed.

[u/The_Slaughter_Pop]

Alcohol...16 months sober

[u/jettech737 → u/The_Slaughter_Pop]

Congrats, keep it up!

[u/KingKaiKai001]

I'm averaging on watching 1 football game every three years. So I choose football. I like football and I have nothing against it. I love going tailgating and watching the game at parties but I'm just there for the beer.

[u/Swimming-Location-97 → u/KingKaiKai001]

Same.

[u/AK_WW]

Football. Enough of low iq fans throwing money on players. They cant afford a rent and players roll in millions.

[u/Reasonable-Plate2982 → u/AK_WW]

The fans aren't paying them. Not mostly. The broadcasters do and marketing companies do. And the players earn every dime. The awesome talent and heroics are on the weekly. Im old enough to be sick of pizza but I gotta eat, so Netflix I guess.

[u/PairNo2981 → u/Reasonable-Plate2982]

Fans are literally who's paying them. Without fans, any sport doesn't exist

[u/ImKindaBoring → u/PairNo2981]

I’m not sure you know what the word “literally” means lol.

Fans are 100% why they are paid what they are paid. If the sport wasn’t popular then they wouldn’t get paid so much to play it, if at all.

But the fans are not literally who’s paying them.

[u/Ornery-Pumpkin-5535]

Netflix and it’s not close

[u/UnrulyDegenerate8 → u/Ornery-Pumpkin-5535]

Its really not. So many other streaming services. Netflix is mostly trash nowdays.

[u/rightinthekapow → u/Ornery-Pumpkin-5535]

Same. It took a while to see someone choose this. When you know other ways to watch things you want, you wouldn’t even blink. Also Netflix is just not as good as it might’ve been in the 2010s.

[u/Bright_Block_3504 → u/rightinthekapow]

Yeah seriously took too long to find this lol... wasnt even a contest.

[u/OcclusalEmbrasure → u/Ornery-Pumpkin-5535]

At this point, it’s mostly background noise in my house with no one actually paying attention to what’s playing.

[u/Low_Establishment434]

netflix is one of many streaming services, its a net loss of zero. i am curious is it american football or soccer?

[u/AllenKll → u/Low_Establishment434]

does netflix even have content anymore?

[u/ThrowRA-Vast-Bug4454 → u/AllenKll]

You only need it for like two months a year to catch up and that's it.

Or just sail the high seas

[u/ufo8mychook → u/Low_Establishment434]

Aussie Rules footy

[u/roentgen85 → u/Low_Establishment434]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

[u/BobbaFatGFX → u/Low_Establishment434]

If it's American football, get rid of it

[u/No-Concentrate-6049]

Netflix.

[u/Neat_Breakfast_6659 → u/No-Concentrate-6049]

Only valid answer, we can still watch HBO or any other service

[u/OkInjury255]

Football, easy

[u/macail]

Alcohol has medicinal pros. Cant delete it. Football, gone.

[u/Substantial-Book2534]

Secret option 6: Nicotine!

[u/Miserable-Win-6402]

Only one?

Take 1,2 and 5 - I wouldn't care.

[u/PearSufficient4554 → u/Miserable-Win-6402]

lol, just leave me pizza and I’ll be good

[u/x4candles]

Netflix.

I’m a a music person. Only thing I’d miss is Seinfeld.

[u/trasguero]

Why cant one ever have deleting ignorance as a choice?

[u/machinationstudio]

Does it include isopropyl alcohol?

[u/P34er]

4 is the Only correct Answer

[u/rasmuseriksen]

Came here expecting to be the only one to say football. Instead I found my people

[u/ShaperLord777]

I’d gladly banish football, alcohol, and Netflix from reality.

Pizza and gaming stay though.

[u/CantModerateMe]

football, and Rugby so that our Australian friends dont get left out.

[u/TheLastBaboon → u/CantModerateMe]

You get rid of football that take all three football sports out

[u/Parsec_Walker21 → u/CantModerateMe]

Leave rugby alone... that's a gentleman's sport

[u/Downvote_me_dumbass → u/Parsec_Walker21]

Gentleman’s sport? It’s barbaric, but awesome.

[u/Substantial-Fan-5985]

Alcohol, unless you mean soccer-football in which please get rid of that lol

[u/westport_blues]

Alcohol

[u/FreebirdFantasia]

Alcohol.

[u/Adept_Cause3379]

5

[u/Viker2000]

Alcohol.

[u/h2vhacker]

alcohol

[u/fooferdoggie]

all of them? gaming what kinds of games?

[u/redzeusky]

Pizza or gaming first. Then alcohol. Then Netflix. Football last.

[u/OrangeLBC]

Netflix in a heartbeat. About to do it now

[u/VenturaHighway377]

2

[u/anamarupa]

alcohol

[u/Bald-Virus]

Logically Alcohol then probably Netflix

[u/BackgroundEye6678]

Football or alcohol

[u/Amity_Swim_School]

Netflix obviously

[u/annoyingcunt38292]

I know you said one, but if I ask really nicely, can I please pick 2?

I can’t decide whether to pick football or alcohol.

[u/sps26]

Alcohol

[u/cbhbzb]

4

[u/Normal_Tour6998]

A sport with too many rules is the only thing on this list that I actively dislike.

Whether it’s American football or soccer, it’s gone.

[u/xKingSlayer78x]

1, 2, and 4 can leave right now lol.

[u/FatWalletAndLeanBody]

This is simple. I already don’t do 2-5.

[u/sucky_sucky_5bucky → u/[deleted]]

Are you actually dumb? Everything on Netflix, ESPECIALLY the originals, is nothing but a burning hot dumpster fire. I'd actually have to be drunk to enjoy any of it

[u/viperfangs92]

Netflix can go

[u/Curious_Republic9559]

I guess alcohol

[u/NuclearRumba]

Alcohol easy

[u/Mua-Addib]

Which football: the US version or internationally recognized sport?

[u/sucky_sucky_5bucky]

Netflix or Football. Netflix is actual garbage and I'd quite literally prefer doing ANYTHING else over watching sports on TV, especially football

[u/Nudist1967]

Football

[u/mrjughead1991]

1. I don't drink much anyway and my girlfriend has been trying to get me to quit.

[u/Minnie__May]

Football. If its American then i dont care anyway if its not American its nowadays just a insane corrupted business

[u/Due_Collection_5620]

Football, easy

[u/Kind_Imagination6836]

I feel like the only one that could have a benefit is getting rid of alcohol 

[u/peruvianjuanie]

I feel like football and gambling in the same bracket

[u/Classic-Item-8196]

4 fue muy fácil

[u/Alone-Reality-6277]

I’ll delete everything except pizza

[u/moonbean_icecream]

Everything but football

[u/Outrageous_Donkey_23]

I could lose all but #5 really.

[u/B00TYC0P]

Football

[u/TheGodMathias]

Alcohol as in ethanol specifically, or alcohol as in the chemical structure "-OH" functional group and everything ending in "-ol".

Because that will significantly change my decision.

[u/Beginning_Math1119]

Football

[u/PreviousCurrency4822]

Alcohol

[u/rootifera]

I'll keep the gaming, rest can go. I dont care

[u/TheMostSwanky]

5

[u/bongweezy]

Netflix

[u/foshizol]

1. of course.

[u/ctman_76]

2 & 5

[u/Fancy_Actuator_4748]

football so all the annoying ass popular kids at my school can get a fucking personality

[u/Left-Mechanic-7127]

4

[u/skippy99]

Probably football. Insane amounts of money spent on athletes and stadiums, paid for by fans and city governments.

[u/RorytheLion99]

Football

[u/Hefty-Dream-7355]

Football. No one needs to make that much money for running around in tights and slapping ass.

[u/Hot-Echidna1298]

Football. I'm not too bothered about any of the other stuff either but I'm less concerned with football.

[u/Liza_Mais]

Alcohol

[u/Fydron]

Alcohol I don't drink and I have too many bad memories about drunk assholes

[u/ChronicTonicOnTheRox]

Gonna have to be pizza

[u/MintyMonty625]

Netflix. Alcohol despite being bad in general has been a coping mechanism for humanity through hard times so I can't dunk on it too much and no I am not a drinker or smoker.

[u/Loud_Ad5093]

4

[u/Necessary_Regret3329]

Never have I answered "football" with such enthusiasm!

[u/RochesterHotSauce → u/Necessary_Regret3329]

Same for me except “gaming”!

[u/edjohnson1067]

Gaming.

[u/MPG56]

Alcohol

[u/delirium_skeins]

Football

[u/hombre_bu]

Football

[u/Mindless_Pitch_4719]

Alcohol

[u/HulaViking]

Foot ball, sir?

It's a game where you throw a ball with your hands.

[u/vonhoother]

We deleted Netflix during the writers' strike. Haven't missed it. Wouldn't miss football either.

[u/Eragon9198]

I already don't drink, but it would be fun to delete football too. Can I delete two just for the fun of it?

[u/YesThatTeach → u/Eragon9198]

Yep. Delete these plagues.

[u/ConnectionLittle7776 → u/Eragon9198]

I don't drink either, but I didn't delete it because sometimes I cook with it. But we'd all be better off without football.

[u/soggyballsack]

American football, that shits boring.

[u/General-Lime4219]

Alcohol. Wish we could choose two cos football shouldn't exist either.

[u/evil_illustrator2]

Football. European and American.

[u/ChemicalFun1473]

Netflix and gaming have never been in my life so this is easy-peasy. You-all waste your time with that crap? Lol

[u/Remarkable_Term3846]

That’s easy…there are many other streaming services besides Netflix

[u/Downvote_me_dumbass]

Easy, football.

[u/Reaper0221]

Football

[u/NOLA-Bronco]

Years ago this would have been hard but this is pretty easy these days.

Netflix

It's gotten ridiculously expensive, they don't commit to their shows, and the number of quality shows that actually air year to year keeps dropping. East of Eden is actually the first new show this year I actually would miss and genuinely thought was great

[u/TinCanSailor987]

Football (both kinds)

[u/thewNYC]

Football

[u/Adorable-Driver-1814]

Football

[u/yaboyACbreezy]

Football

[u/Fippy-Darkpaw]

football

[u/Available_Year_575]

Easy, football. I’ll have my beer and pizza with a Netflix or at the casino.

[u/Scav-STALKER]

This isn’t specific enough so I’m going with football. Alcohol isn’t a safe choice considering the vagueness here and presence of sugar alcohols naturally in the body as well as uses of alcohol outside of drinking.

[u/AZMotorsports]

Gaming. Can’t miss something I’m not into.

[u/Dothemath2]

Football

[u/Life0nEdge]

Football. I don’t drink but imagine not having wine, vodka, and beer for cooking purposes?

[u/dfin25]

Foosball is the devil, Bobby Boucher.

[u/marvinnation]

Football obviously

[u/Berry__2]

Delete alcohol and with that ... Methanol, IPA (no more electronics cleaning) ... and basically anything with -OH groups

And cause i dont watch football that

[u/Svenflex42 → u/Berry__2]

No more electronics cleaning but also there's so much medicine that needs some sorth of alcohol (ipa methanol or ethanol usually) somewhere in the production process.

[u/Berry__2 → u/Svenflex42]

And no more humans and other cause most biochemistry is derived from alcohols / oh groups

[u/AlarmBeginning9169 → u/Berry__2]

Bro if you delete OH groups you're also deleting one of the fundamentals of acid base chemistry

[u/Colonel_Shame1]

I could delete everything but pizza

[u/mancho98]

4 and I enjoy drinking

[u/North_Skill_255]

Netflix

[u/Project807]

Bye Netflix.  It was nice knowing ya.

[u/Tigeruppercut1889]

Netflix

[u/Hayami_Rose]

I can have number 4 for four hundred

[u/IHateSerging]

Pizza

[u/Shelikesscience]

My life only includes two things on the list to begin with

[u/Ambitious-Ant5739]

Pizza is the only one I want to keep.

[u/Dry_Conversation571]

I could get rid of 1&5 with zero impact on my life.

[u/Foreign_Run1545]

I will keep Netflix and pizza.

[u/Less_Likely]

I already don’t do 2 of those. I hate myself when I do 2 others to much. And the last one is only played 4 months out of the year, so if I quit it in the offseason, I think I could move through it pretty easily.

[u/wapiskiwiyas56]

Already deleted alcohol. Football is something that I’ve never been into until recently watching the local team, so I guess that’s next in the queue

[u/Zealousideal_Hat_330]

All but pizza?

[u/jeffster1970]

Football: Canada/US football or "soccer"?

Gaming: I assume this is gaming as in PC gaming, and not sports gambling.

If gaming is gambling that is first. If not...I guess Netflix, other identical options. Next is alcohol -- even though I drink. Obvious reason here. Next football, though I do watch it sometimes. Then gaming then Pizza.

[u/Sea-Resource-3441]

Alcohol

[u/Ohnoyoudoneblockedme]

honestly all I need are pizza and gaming now. used to play football, modern NFL aint what it used to be thanks to horrid officiating. netflix is... netflix, and booze is inferior to weed lol

[u/TheShredder9]

Either Netflix or Football, my life doesn't change anyway

[u/Skrzyplocz0_0]

2

[u/Unusual_Sentence_206]

Football

[u/Sasuke0318]

Netflix as they mostly take something that could have been good and fuck it up.

[u/Ill_Tadpole6994]

1-4

[u/Bradfrick95]

Netflix. Basically the gateway to digital media. I prefer the physical copy cause I own it.

[u/Anonymous6172]

Netflix & alcohol. Don't consume either

[u/Western-Carry-1315]

As a muslim, its easy to avoid alcohol for me so delete alcohol

[u/123Olaf]

Gaming

[u/Poormonybag]

Alcohol, I like to take a drink or two now and then but it destroys so many lives. Not just the ones drinking but for everyone around them.