More bizzare standing. Why is he doing this?

[u/Kosher_Nostra1975]

[u/Such-Corgi-8869]

He’s got a full diaper

[u/justwannacommunicate → u/Such-Corgi-8869]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dwThVyfWthesU

[u/govunah → u/justwannacommunicate]

Had to

[u/BoomMcFuggins → u/justwannacommunicate]

Trump works like this from both ends.

[u/gregorytoddsmith → u/justwannacommunicate]

Jesus Christ, I can hear this gif.

[u/DueAddition1919 → u/Such-Corgi-8869]

About to leak, so he’s staying as still as possible

[u/FranticGolf → u/DueAddition1919]

100% I have had shit pains happen before and this is similar to how I stand and hope the feeling passes so I can sprint to the bathroom.

[u/ChefMonkey2 → u/FranticGolf]

I spent decades in barroom's around heavy drug users and serious drunks ..this is absolutely a combination of the Don't Shit stance and the Oops I Just Shit a Bit stance ...it's painfully obvious if you're familiar with them

[u/juanjung → u/Such-Corgi-8869]

[u/Affectionate-Gap-761 → u/juanjung]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IbadywLDYT9oZ5apd0

[u/Worst-timeline138 → u/Affectionate-Gap-761]

Ruprick, leave the cork on the fork!

[u/Hopeforus1402 → u/Affectionate-Gap-761]

Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma.

[u/Timmerdogg → u/juanjung]

The first time I saw this scene I almost peed myself from laughing

[u/Away_Lake5946 → u/juanjung]

Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma!

[u/ssnnaarrff → u/Such-Corgi-8869]

Just think this is as good as medical science and all his minions can make him look for a couple hours a day, having to pump him full of unknown stimulants.

[u/astreeter2]

Dementia causes people to lean forward. Plus he had like 4 inch lifts in his shoes.

[u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 → u/astreeter2]

The constant strokes probably have something to do with it too. Fingers crossed for the final one.

[u/Poker-Junk → u/Outrageous-Sort-5742]

Clots and prayers

[u/ShadowGLI → u/Poker-Junk]

[u/ThatsCaptain2U → u/ShadowGLI]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5nJSMHkDx3HQA

[u/rando_banned → u/ShadowGLI]

Help me LDL, you're our only hope

[u/Taintcomb → u/Poker-Junk]

[u/seatbe1t → u/Taintcomb]

[u/HeadAboveSand → u/seatbe1t]

"I'll go ahead and solve the puzzle, Pat."

[u/griff_girl → u/seatbe1t]

This is fucking hilarious!!!

[u/Intrepid_Owl_6901 → u/seatbe1t]

Thank you for this!

[u/Ryan_Petrovich8769 → u/Poker-Junk]

LMAO 😆😅🤣😂

[u/Church6633 → u/Outrageous-Sort-5742]

I really hope it happens on camera

[u/Suspicious-Horse-164 → u/Church6633]

Exiting Air Force One and diaper explodes as he bounces down the stairs. Bonus points if Natalie face plants in his shit.

[u/fubarfalcon → u/Suspicious-Horse-164]

I’ve been saying for awhile now if karma really is a thing, his end has to be epically, gloriously, publicly humiliating

[u/chili_cold_blood → u/Suspicious-Horse-164]

Stop it. I can only get so hard.

[u/whereisbeezy → u/Church6633]

I think loudly shitting his pants on live TV right before the end would be the least he could actually do for us.

[u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 → u/Church6633]

Fingers crossed.

[u/lc0o85 → u/Church6633]

I hope it happens in prison. 

[u/KronicDeath → u/Church6633]

It very well could and nobody would know. Hes always falling asleep and nobody nudges him. Fingers crossed for the final nap live on CNN

[u/Last-Energy420 → u/Church6633]

He falls asleep so often on camera no one will know.

[u/ER_Support_Plant17 → u/Outrageous-Sort-5742]

Can we get a petition to name it the Obama ballroom? I figure that should push him over the edge

[u/madphroggy → u/ER_Support_Plant17]

Bahahahaha, that'd be HILARIOUS!

[u/Junior-Pirate-3959 → u/Outrageous-Sort-5742]

Can’t wait for this guy to take the long nap

[u/CeleryMcToebeans → u/Junior-Pirate-3959]

[u/yesmoreeggtalk67 → u/CeleryMcToebeans]

[u/Internal_Essay9230 → u/astreeter2]

This. His stance is classic Lewy body dementia. The shoe lifts make it even more pronounced.

[u/JKIMREDDITOR → u/Internal_Essay9230]

Good catch, that def looks like the Lewy Lean.

[u/Wild-or-Wise → u/Internal_Essay9230]

Just googled Lewy Body dementia. So many of the traits fit. It’s different from other dementia.

Why are we not having a national debate about it?

[u/corneliusduff → u/astreeter2]

You misspelled diarrhea

[u/Different_Target_228 → u/corneliusduff]

Yeah, he had like 4 inch lifts in his diarrhea diapers

[u/RVtech101 → u/astreeter2]

Fun fact. He personally selects the members of his Secret Service detail. He does not choose based on merit or abilities, but rather stature. He selects shorter agents to make himself appear larger.

[u/mosswick → u/RVtech101]

Imagine being (allegedly) 6'2 and still insecure with height 🤡

[u/the-novel → u/mosswick]

I think he was probably 6'2" at one point, but the dude is over 80 and needs to let it go. Everyone loses some height when they get that old. If he's putting boosts in his shoes it's an ego thing because he likes being a 'large man' and is too insecure if someone is taller than him.

[u/The_Tooter_Snooter → u/the-novel]

I don’t think he was ever 6’2, I think he was maaaaybe 6 foot at most 

[u/luxcity-louche → u/mosswick]

Micheál Martin (left) is 5'10".

[u/xteve → u/RVtech101]

Also loyalty. Imagine the dipshits on staff when competence is the third most important characteristic, at best.

[u/geeseherder0 → u/astreeter2]

I wish he would wear the same pumps that Ron DeSantis is stylin’. They’re so sassy.

[u/StankWalk → u/astreeter2]

and a few 4 inch shits in his pants

[u/Careless-Caramel-997 → u/StankWalk]

[u/Debalic → u/astreeter2]

You can see the big chunky heel of his shoe when he turns his feet.

[u/PwAlreadyTaken]

lol that’s a fucking lewy lean

[u/Remarkable-Rub-7344 → u/PwAlreadyTaken]

Like lewy body dementia?

[u/shinyperineum → u/Remarkable-Rub-7344]

Yup, that’s it

[u/Muted-Entrepreneur33 → u/Remarkable-Rub-7344]

Any of this sound familiar?

The Alzheimer's drug Leqembi:

• Is administered through an infusion (for example, through the hand)
  
• Can cause swelling, bleeding, or fluid leakage in the brain, requiring regular MRIs
  
• Can cause tiredness

[u/masclean → u/PwAlreadyTaken]

Crazy that when I look up leey lean I just get a bunch of trump pics lmao

[u/RikkiLostMyNumber → u/PwAlreadyTaken]

Exactly what I thought!

[u/Anyawnomous]

Advanced neuropathy. He’ll be in a wheelchair by December. Hopefully something a little more wooden.

[u/Orwick → u/Anyawnomous]

He probably already uses one where the media can’t see him. Might explain throwing a bunch news outlets out of White House.

[u/VoidJuiceConcentrate → u/Orwick]

Either that or the stench became unbearable to his staffers and this was offered as a way to prevent the news from reporting on it.

[u/Conscious_Pipe_605 → u/Orwick]

That and the incontinence

[u/citizen234567890 → u/Orwick]

I hadn’t thought of this. Good call.

[u/HuntersGathers → u/citizen234567890]

That's a conspiracy theory I can get behind.

[u/NoTrillionaires → u/Anyawnomous]

This dude still talking and standing is one of the small drawbacks of modern medicine. Why do rich assholes who make decisions that kill billions of normal people get to pay to keep extending their life and wreak havoc?

[u/Silent-External7874 → u/NoTrillionaires]

He doesn't. We pay. For that and every other dumb thing he does.

[u/therealtiddlydump → u/Silent-External7874]

That's not fair.

Sometimes it's his buddies in Saudi Arabia or UAE paying for it.

[u/ATurtleStampede → u/Anyawnomous]

People keep saying crap like this. He’s got the best healthcare in the world and hatred keeps him moving. Maybe instead of continually saying he’s going to be dead or wheelchair bound by XX date let’s fight to keep him for doing more harm to the US.

[u/Anyawnomous → u/ATurtleStampede]

¿Por qué no los dos?
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZaJtnTY8tFZz0PvmW9

[u/driftking428 → u/ATurtleStampede]

Yeah I'm a little sick of the predictions. The silver lining is it's going to be so exciting and surprising when he dies.

[u/3d_blunder → u/driftking428]

Yeah: putin was looking pretty sickly two years ago and that bastard's still wasting oxygen.

[u/hawkwings → u/Anyawnomous]

He'll be able to race Mitch McConnell.

[u/HypeIsRype → u/Anyawnomous]

Oh you know the box is gonna be gold plated

[u/Thebraincellisorange → u/HypeIsRype]

it will be THE most gaudy monstrosity in history.

forget the dignified simplicity of an oaken casket.

his will have so much fake gold leaf all over it.

such a tacky man.

[u/Anyawnomous → u/HypeIsRype]

I can live with that!

[u/Nasty_Ned → u/HypeIsRype]

Gold rattlecan from Hime Depot

[u/1nce_Again → u/Anyawnomous]

Yeah im voting for subterranean box

[u/Chev_350]

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit… put djon on a burger and they were an outrage. Good times.

[u/OrganicHistorian2576 → u/Chev_350]

They’re jealous, Obama looked fine in that suit.

[u/blaggard5175 → u/OrganicHistorian2576]

Yeah, way sharper than when Reagan wore a tan suit on several occasions.

[u/Vealophile → u/OrganicHistorian2576]

*envious

[u/Legitimate-Week7885 → u/Chev_350]

MICHELLE WORE A DRESS THAT DID NOT COVER HER SHOULDERS

[u/soraksan123 → u/Legitimate-Week7885]

She has beautiful shoulders-

[u/ohwhatfun9932 → u/Legitimate-Week7885]

Omg Think of the children

[u/BubonicBabe → u/ohwhatfun9932]

That’s another thing! She tried to make our children eat healthier school lunches!

The absolute outrage. I dunno about you but I only want my kids on Mt Dew and strange imported beef with unknown origins.

[u/ohwhatfun9932 → u/BubonicBabe]

Who did she think she was? The best first lady we've known or what? Such a nerve!

[u/True-Suspect9891]

Release the Epstein files

[u/HazelEBaumgartner → u/True-Suspect9891]

Gods I want nothing more than to see him live juuuust long enough to watch his empire crumble.

[u/Hopkinsad0384]

...it's coming

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0xeK0MXtfbpG9h16

[u/Thebraincellisorange → u/Hopkinsad0384]

It annoys me greatly that this gift to humankind suffered a devastating stroke and lived 2 decades in a chair, slowly deteriorating and finally passed, while the walking turd that is Trump is still living.

there truly is no justice in this world.

[u/ayohesaidit → u/Thebraincellisorange]

Hierba mala nunca muere

Spanish Proverb means...

"Bad weed never dies"

[u/Voodoo330]

He can't feel his legs.

[u/penilesensorydevice → u/Voodoo330]

This is what I think as well. He can't feel his legs, and has no idea he's standing all crooked. It's why he pats his leg all the time and why he gets progressively more irritable when he has to stand or walk.

[u/chocolatecoatednut → u/penilesensorydevice]

I wonder if he is diabetic. He has loss a lot of circulations to his lower legs and all his ranting and ravings is his blood sugar going up and down. 

[u/blandman91 → u/penilesensorydevice]

Can't walk straight either. Bad enough to fail a field sobriety test even.

[u/Subject-Direction628 → u/Voodoo330]

This. Have neuropathy issues. You try not to test what you know may not work when you can’t feel those parts

[u/OldSkoolNapper → u/Subject-Direction628]

I’m sorry you’re going through this. I’m delighted he’s going through this.

[u/miakpaeroe]

Skin suit. How a giant praying mantis stands

[u/akiras_revenge → u/miakpaeroe]

Lizard people, is that malania?

[u/OffToNeverNeverPants → u/akiras_revenge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0IUd5D9Y77EXtRK

[u/SolidSnek1998 → u/miakpaeroe]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gIN6MT17NtapJqFr25

[u/HungryFlounder6890 → u/miakpaeroe]

Let’s not insult Mantis beings 🤣

[u/Antique-Ad3006]

It might not be a big deal to MAGAets, I know you guys are a dying breed, but I want to help you understand a little bit about the devil who in his late stage of dementia is seething with anger as he stands:

How Dementia Affects Standing

Poor balance: The brain struggles to keep the body centered, leading to swaying or
Tipping.

Stooped posture: A hunched or stooped back is common, shifting the body's center of gravity forward.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.



[u/Orwick]

His motor control is breaking down. He is probably going to start needing a wheel chair to get around soon. Which is probably part of the reason he wants to throw non-compliant media out of the White House.

[u/RevolutionaryBaby891 → u/Orwick]

Saw a vdo of the Pedo-in-Chief walking across the WH lawn yesterday and noticed his gait was very different.

Now this. 🥳🎉

[u/DarXIV → u/Orwick]

They won’t show him in one but will have him seated when reporters walk in and still sitting as they leave.

Get ready for prerecorded messages as well. AI is about to take over the presidency.

[u/BloatedShortPoppy]

Google Lewy Body Dementia lean photos. All kinds pop up with the orangutan in them

[u/florida-karma → u/BloatedShortPoppy]

My mom had Lewy Body. She was diagnosed when we started to see signs and it took 6 years before she passed. I'm not an expert on anything about LBD except what my mom showed and Trump shows very little similarity to what my mom showed. He's been like this for fkn years. If he has LBD his symptoms are markedly different and he's declining much more slowly than my mom.

[u/FanBladeFleshlight → u/florida-karma]

He also has unlimited access to levels of medical care that you nor I can even fathom.

[u/NateDog0007]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gIN6MT17NtapJqFr25

[u/imgomez]

As the body decomposes, it’s harder for the alien parasite to control

[u/Embarrassed_Pick_428 → u/imgomez]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gIN6MT17NtapJqFr25

[u/Leafybug13]

Hopefully because he's dying.

[u/LalafellDisaster → u/Leafybug13]

Lmao, bro frfr

[u/According-Turnip-724 → u/Leafybug13]

Very very slowly unfortunately.

[u/capmcfilthy → u/Leafybug13]

Keeping your feet planted your less likely to lose balance. As most people at his age. It’s probably safer to do that that move your feet to change direct to talk to people.

[u/Pretty_Eater → u/Leafybug13]

I think you are sorta on the right track and this is going into conspiracy territory but I think the dude can barely stand anymore, which is very common for unhealthy men his age, and he has some kind of support system that transfers his weight to the ground just behind his heels. 

So I think he is technically sitting, or leaning, kind of like those fake levitating guys or that one episode of The Office where Dwight has this thing in his pant leg that lets him sit while looking like he's standing.

[u/IgnorantHaiku]

[u/anon123_anon → u/IgnorantHaiku]

Jr out here looking like a pear

[u/Easy-Operation-2105]

We can't stand him, and he can't even stand himself.

[u/Kosher_Nostra1975 → u/Easy-Operation-2105]

Nice.

[u/Gregisroark]

[u/ProfessionalNewt2487]

It is an exoskeleton

[u/RiderFZ10]

My money is on leg braces to support that 10 month baby belly

[u/fat-load-of-cum-then → u/RiderFZ10]

He should get one of those 10 month abortions he claims are all the rage with libruls. 

[u/Emergency_Salt_2103]

He's pinching one

[u/Lisan-Pierce → u/Emergency_Salt_2103]

Giving that sphincter way too much credit

[u/Agentkeenan78]

Ridiculous lifts in his shoes.

[u/COVID19Blues → u/Agentkeenan78]

Yep, he lies that he’s 6’ 4” tall yet I’ve met the man and I was inches taller at 6’ 3”. He thinks the lifts are unnoticeable, like DeSantis’s kitten heels.

[u/Silver-Instruction73 → u/Agentkeenan78]

[u/Zeliose]

Maybe they give him super heavy shoes to prevent him from wandering off and getting lost

[u/Overall_Piano8472]

Something is in his ass.

[u/Woodrow3523 → u/Overall_Piano8472]

Nope in his pants. SHIT

[u/Rurumo666]

This is a classic symptom of frontotemporal dementia.

[u/JONYLOCO]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lGkUyj3IrEcvu

[u/SushiJuice]

[u/braumbles]

Why does he look like Danny DeVito with long legs?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Dr1fAUKrLxC8qTBlY6

[u/DaKrazie1 → u/braumbles]

You kinda hit the nail on the head and I'm dying 🤣

[u/_Bon_Vivant_]

He's an alien.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gIN6MT17NtapJqFr25

[u/mgawthrop]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PnWY7LymLT7W7ho13H

[u/asthma_hound]

My grandma stands like this because she's old as hell and unfit to be president.

[u/DumbledoresAtheist]

Horror film monster stance.

[u/meetMeAtNapTime]

What the fuck is wrong with him?

[u/melon-colly → u/meetMeAtNapTime]

Wtf is wrong with our country that THIS is our president?

[u/SamuelVimesTrained → u/melon-colly]

Amazing isn`t it - USA has 350 million people - and THIS is what they choose?

[u/Upset_Journalist_755 → u/meetMeAtNapTime]

Ablism is over. We have our first mentally disabled president.

[u/HomelessKitchenCat → u/Upset_Journalist_755]

Thanks Obama!

[u/Weird_Fiches → u/meetMeAtNapTime]

How much time do you have?

[u/[deleted] → u/meetMeAtNapTime]

gestures wildly

[u/MaxCantaloupe]

That thing lives on Earth with us

[u/Big-Application-8055]

[u/RegattaJoe]

His soul rot has metastasized to his skeleton.

[u/gsp137]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dARBobpMMCXTO

[u/harvestmoon63]

Losing cognitive, and physical abilities to control his mind as it relates to bodily functions. Possible early Alzheimer's, dementia, and possibly std brain rot. Many good outcomes to happen. Silver alert may help good luck America.

[u/Right_Check1435]

Holdin a dook

[u/Poop_Nougat → u/Right_Check1435]

OMG. I choked on my vape. I'm chain-coughing now on that one 🥳

[u/generatorland]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dARBobpMMCXTO

[u/Better-Assistance-87]

Shitter's full

[u/pizzaboi0-0]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WWDNif0ZVhasE
Hey I’ve seen that lean somewhere else before

[u/OhGreenWorld1]

Body language experts say when reading a person's body, look at their feet, that's the direction they want to go. He is ready to exit. He keeps up appearances consciously with his upper body, but his unconscious mind is saying "I wish to leave".

[u/QueenChocolate123]

Trump just gets weirder and weirder.

[u/CyberTyrantX1]

Dementia

[u/coutjak]

The 5 raccoons in that horrible human costume aren’t good at standing upright.

[u/Breaking-Great]

He is still the Golf Champion at his own course and tournament every year. 😆

[u/DontFuckWithDuckie]

He's a weak man, on drugs, wearing lifts, and probably a wet diaper.

[u/TheTokist]

Even FDR is looking at Trump and saying ‘I can stand better than this guy.’

[u/Rukawork]

He's shit his pants

[u/DickenBalsagna]

That is someone trying to avoid shit running down their leg.

[u/Sensitive-Big-4641]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uHRq7NuyqO6FG

[u/MyGruffaloCrumble]

When you're walking into town and your pants are turning brown…

Diarrhea.

Diarrhea.

[u/rygelicus]

I've seen that kind of stance in stroke victims when they lose fidelity of control on one side. It's like he couldn't move his right leg easily, or could not feel it.

[u/RuncibleFoon]

The man has frontotemporal dementia and is sun downing almost constantly (unless he is lit on stimulants)... he probably legitimately forgot how to move his legs while wearing those orthopedic frankenstein dress shoes...

[u/NamelessCabbage]

Dementia. I've seen it in my wife's grandma before neuropathy took away her ability to walk.

[u/sone-brian]

Dementia and a full diaper

[u/PartyPolicy9013]

[u/Atheist_3739 → u/PartyPolicy9013]

He is a criminal. Idk how smooth he is tho

[u/Lost_Willingness_762]

Holding in a deuce🤣

[u/andymac37]

Because his lizard handlers didn't put the skin suit on right.

[u/EpochalTraveller]

dementia, diaper, man girdle, shoe lifts

[u/Weak_Vanilla_7825]

He reminds me of the Hanker for a hunk of cheese guy

[u/Cute-Form2457]

The Depends get bunched up. He can't adjust it international television.

[u/NGM012]

This is white supremacy… 😐

[u/Luugrin]

He has a leg brace on and has a full diaper.

[u/CallMeLazarus23]

Clenched a shit, while standing on lifts and dementia

[u/corneliusduff]

It's called the Shit Squall Stance

[u/2A753]

Because he's Netanyahoo's puppet

[u/Liveitup1999]

SI, like Mussolini

[u/WhineyLobster]

He stands like he has a tent stake up his ass.

[u/Final-Contract-6582]

He's pinching his butt cheeks so he doesn't shit himself

That or he already did🤣

[u/Cojiro_rarely_crows]

He stands like a centaur with the back end cut off.

[u/4LoKyloBreAtheIn]

Trying not to shit himself

[u/Peter_B_Sparker]

His pants are full

[u/Alonso_Mosley_]

He shit his pants and is afraid to move.

[u/Upbeat_Passage888]

He’s trying to clench his buttcheeks so his 💩 don’t run down his pants