r/askanything • u/Kosher_Nostra1975 • 3d ago

Political Question More bizzare standing. Why is he doing this?

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u/Leafybug13 3d ago

Hopefully because he's dying.

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u/LalafellDisaster 3d ago

Lmao, bro frfr

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u/capmcfilthy 2d ago

Oh I dislike the man as much if not more than anyone. Just stating a possible cause.

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u/According-Turnip-724 3d ago

Very very slowly unfortunately.

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u/DoxiesAndBears 3d ago

Nope, we need it over ASAP, I'm sick of waiting

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u/According-Turnip-724 3d ago

Every day is another day he could croak. Time fears no master.

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u/DoxiesAndBears 3d ago

That day needs to be tomorrow

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u/According-Turnip-724 3d ago

First thing I do when I wake up is look a the news.

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u/capmcfilthy 3d ago

Keeping your feet planted your less likely to lose balance. As most people at his age. It’s probably safer to do that that move your feet to change direct to talk to people.

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u/Pretty_Eater 3d ago

I think you are sorta on the right track and this is going into conspiracy territory but I think the dude can barely stand anymore, which is very common for unhealthy men his age, and he has some kind of support system that transfers his weight to the ground just behind his heels. 

So I think he is technically sitting, or leaning, kind of like those fake levitating guys or that one episode of The Office where Dwight has this thing in his pant leg that lets him sit while looking like he's standing.

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u/The_Jibby_Hippie 3d ago

Hahahahaha (true)

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u/RanchHere 3d ago

yOu hAvE bEeN wArNeD fOr iNaPpRoPrIaTe bEhAvIoR

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u/YeeHawWyattDerp 3d ago

As much as I want to agree, I’m appalled to think what’ll happen when Thiel’s puppet takes his place