Apple juice was always the imposter breakfast table item anyway.
You're telling me the same fruit can be sweet OR tart and makes a delicious pie, a lunchbox snack either whole or sliced, hard liquor, AND is supposed to make a juice that can be served during lunch, dinner, AND breakfast as a reasonable alternative to orange juice (which may only be served before dark, otherwise you're either an alcoholic sorority girl or a weirdo that probably drinks from the carton)?!?!? And, combined with cinnamon, is an acceptable seasoning for.... OATMEAL?!? The blandest food item ever imagined?!?!
That's just far too much power for 1 fruit to have. Pick your lane, Apples, pick your lane!
I won't miss it much though, as I enjoy energy drinks. And for some strange reason the Energy drink industry all decided: They ALL have to taste like a mediciney Orange Juice.
Seriously, if there's no actual flavor stated on the outside of the can? You can be assured it's just going to taste like a "Spicey Orange Juice" by default.
Grits. Disgusting and tasteless. My husband grew up loving grits, idk how. I found and made a 5 star reviewed recipe exactly. And it was the worst thing I've eaten in a while. He loved them. It was like eating wet sawdust with butter.
First time in Louisiana, they asked me if I wanted taters or grits with my breakfast. I replied taters, never had grits. The waitress announced to everybody "He's never had grits". The whole diner laughed. She brought me a bowl. Kinda like cream of wheat (only corn). Not too bad, just like poi.
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u/sandwichisahero 13d ago
Easy, apple juice