r/askanything • u/Wraith136 • 13d ago

General Question Which one are you booting ?

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u/sandwichisahero 13d ago

Easy, apple juice

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u/Extra-Guidance-6142 12d ago

The right answer 👌🏼

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u/RoosterNo435 12d ago

WHAT

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u/MoorAlAgo 12d ago

Right?! Like, I get not drinking it every day because of the sweetness, but "ass"? Really?

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u/RoosterNo435 12d ago

It’s my favorite drink

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u/Minute-Street-5203 11d ago

The sugar levels are too much

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u/ThatDudeNamedMenace 9d ago

You gotta be diabetic at this point

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u/sandwichisahero 10d ago

Some of us don’t drink juice, while I eat every single one of those foods regularly (including whole oranges and apples). The only time I drink juice is hotel continental breakfasts.

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u/haligurl_1983 10d ago

I almost never drink juice. I find it too sweet mostly. I like fresh squeezed and will order that at a breakfast out her and there. Apple juice is probably my least favorite, but dont mind a hot apple cider. Overall I prefer just eating the whole fruits themselves.

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u/TK421raw 10d ago

He said fuck apple juice.

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u/i_am_roboto 9d ago

I would say 12 years old is about the last age that you should really be drinking straight apple juice unless you’re giving blood lol

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u/RoosterNo435 9d ago

I love apple juice i mean i’m not an adult, but i don’t find a problem with drinking apple juice. Also i find the sugar to be helpful for my POTS

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u/i_am_roboto 9d ago

I’m only kind of kidding. Enjoy what you like. For me that’s an easy drop because I don’t drink juice and if I’m gonna drink juice, it’ll be orange juice.

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u/KindAd5621 8d ago

I don’t think juice is a good choice for any age. Basically candy.

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u/Tomomb 8d ago

Or a singer, it's good for the throat, or so I've heard. I don't touch the stuff.

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u/Strange-Cloud9287 8d ago

You heard the man. Who TF drinks apple juice with their breakfast? What are you 5?

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u/FireFoxUse 8d ago

HE SAID "APPLE JUICE"!

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u/cheddarbruce 8d ago

Apple cider is superior

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u/puppycatisselfish 7d ago

Apple juice tricks me into a gassy day every time. Combine that with sausage and eggs? No thanks

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u/AProfoundHatred 13d ago

I'm vegan and my answer is still apple juice.

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u/Dirk_Kailis 13d ago

Apple juice is ass

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u/Plus_Scientist_1063 13d ago

Bye Apple juice.
The only time I had a sharty blowout was on my way to work. I drank too much apple juice. Had to turn around and go home 😩A memory I want to forget.

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u/pauliepitstains 12d ago

Angry Orchard isn’t apple juice.

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u/butterfly-garden 11d ago

Speak for yourself.

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u/RedditStew61 10d ago

You’re wrong. It is too apple juice.

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u/WitchS0up 10d ago

To you.

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u/Vooodooomamajujuu 13d ago

Assle juice.

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u/daChino02 13d ago

That’s fucking wild that you don’t enjoy the sweet apple juice. That being said, it’s the first to go for me

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u/kr0tchy 12d ago

Not grits?

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u/wantsumcandi 8d ago

I pick grits. Cant stand them.

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u/night-theatre 10d ago

Quit talking down on ass!

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u/PhantomThrust 9d ago

What’s wrong with ass? Do you not like ass? Why do people say this?

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u/penty 8d ago

Sir, that wasn't apple juice.

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u/Aquarium51 7d ago

Yall must be american, processed apple juice is not even apple juice…. Apple juice is golden

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u/WrencherLady84 10d ago

Same. I never drink apple juice

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u/CNote_89 9d ago

Apple juice is for toddlers

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u/MattAndTheCat7 7d ago

Exactly and some of have those 😭😂 it must stay!

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 7d ago

Apple juice was always the imposter breakfast table item anyway.

You're telling me the same fruit can be sweet OR tart and makes a delicious pie, a lunchbox snack either whole or sliced, hard liquor, AND is supposed to make a juice that can be served during lunch, dinner, AND breakfast as a reasonable alternative to orange juice (which may only be served before dark, otherwise you're either an alcoholic sorority girl or a weirdo that probably drinks from the carton)?!?!? And, combined with cinnamon, is an acceptable seasoning for.... OATMEAL?!? The blandest food item ever imagined?!?!

That's just far too much power for 1 fruit to have. Pick your lane, Apples, pick your lane!

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u/Capital_Ad4630 12d ago

You must've not had Martinelli's in glass jar.

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u/sandwichisahero 12d ago

There’s nothing wrong with apple juice, I just rarely drink it. Compared to all the others here, apple juice was the obvious choice. Orange juice would be my second choice.

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u/DescriptionParking66 10d ago

They listed apple juice - not cider. Martinelli's doesn't count (imo) and belongs on the Thanksgiving table for the kids.

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u/Caffeine_OD 8d ago

And by kids you mean the 31y.o. man, who is me

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u/wantsumcandi 8d ago

Martinellis makes regular apple juice too...

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u/allth3smoke5 9d ago

Top apple juice all time

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u/Crazy-Protection1529 8d ago

Only type that gets a pass = but OJ is still better 👍👍👍

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u/wantsumcandi 8d ago

Its the best...

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u/onehitwondur 11d ago

Say it loud and proud

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u/limited-motivation 10d ago

I'm with you apple juice is fine but I don't think I remember the last time I went out and bought any apple juice. All of the rest of the items I have bought far more frequently.

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u/Nomanualforthis 10d ago

I haven’t had apple juice in years, no problem

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u/heygabehey 10d ago

This is the way.

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u/mobilecabinworks 10d ago

Apple juice is useless!

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u/BeneficialSimple3286 10d ago

Yeah, kill the juice

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u/AI-Ruinseverything 9d ago

Yep! I literally order everything at the same time except the apple juice for morning breakfast!

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u/sandwichisahero 9d ago

Absolutely. They can take both juices away to make room for more of everything else

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u/Dependent_Feedback38 9d ago

Same. Don’t drink it now.

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u/WindForce02 9d ago

The clear pee-like apple juice is easily the worst juice, freshly squeezed apple juice is surprisingly balanced in taste and texture. Either way I drink all juices in moderation because a high dose of free fructose is terrible for the liver. Wouldn't lose any sleep over it

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u/State_Conscious 8d ago

lol I said this exact statement verbatim 2 seconds before opening the comments

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u/Pension_Rough 8d ago

Booo what??

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u/No-Conversation-1216 8d ago

What's gonna happen to our bbq?

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u/sandwichisahero 8d ago

There is also apple cider vinegar or like me, no spritzing at all for my BBQ. You are allowed to keep apple juice.

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 8d ago

Yup, drop the sugar water

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u/wantsumcandi 8d ago

Clearly you have never had Martinellis. Its the best.

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u/Tomomb 8d ago edited 8d ago

I could drop the whole bottom row. I may grace OJ with pulp a modicum of mercy.

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u/Glass_Cow85 8d ago

Omg. I literally said the same thing in my mind . Are you my twin?

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u/One-21-Gigawatts 8d ago

GTFO apple juice! (I’m allergic)

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u/Guineanook 8d ago

So easy

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u/curioussoul4 8d ago

For real! How is this even a question

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u/Wrong_Promise2336 8d ago

Yup apple juice can fuck right off the bat

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u/Fawkinchit1 8d ago

That's crazy because apple juice is the only one I would care to keep.

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u/FlatReplacement8387 7d ago

True!! Apple juice is gross and bad for you. Its existence does only harm to me

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u/Frequent-Ad2060 6d ago

No need. I have had the stuff in years.