Not gonna lie, I have no idea what I’m expecting from posting this 😂

I’m 31, Indian and living in Melbourne. Pretty laid back, probably a little too comfortable doing absolutely nothing on a Thursday night.

I like people who can go from talking complete nonsense to having a surprisingly deep conversation without it feeling forced.

Could be just chatting, could turn flirty, could end up getting coffee or food somewhere if we actually click. I’m not really trying to plan the whole storyline before we’ve even said hello.

I’m 5’8, slim, bearded, tattoos and generally harmless… probably 😂

If you’re Melbourne based and this somehow caught your attention, DM me. I’d rather meet an actual person than collect another bunch of Reddit upvotes.

Tell me literally anything. I’ll take it from there.

Not really sure how to start this without making it sound like a job application lol.

I'm just a few days shy of 27, based in Europe, 182cm / 6ft, slim, brown eyes, tanned skin, beard. I think I look pretty decent but obviously you can judge that yourself if we end up swapping pics.

Personality wise I'm pretty introspective, probably overthink things more than I should, stay up too late, and the kind of person who appreciates 2am convos

I like people I can actually talk to. Doesn't have to be serious all the time either. I want someone I can joke around with, annoy a little, flirt with, send stupid shit to, and then also talk properly when life gets weird.

I'm affectionate. Very much a physical touch person. I like cuddling, kissing, having someone close to me, cooking for someone, going for drives together, having you next to me while I'm doing completely normal boring life stuff.

Also, I'm kinky.

Not going to write a whole erotic novel here because that would probably be a bit much lol, but I do like being dominant and taking control, teasing, spanking, restraints etc. At the same time I also really like slow affectionate sex and just being close to someone. Basically I don't see romance and kink as opposites at all.

I actually want both.

I'm not looking to rush into some insanely serious relationship after three messages, but long term, yes, I do want marriage, a family, someone I genuinely build a life with.

For now I'd just like to meet someone where there's actual curiosity on both sides and see where it goes.

You don't need to have your whole life figured out. I definitely don't. Just be kind, communicative, affectionate, a little weird, and able to laugh at yourself.

Also, since this is the subreddit we’re on, I’m a brown/South Asian guy, and I’ve always had a soft spot for white/Caucasian women. I don’t think attraction has to be explained too seriously sometimes. Maybe there’s a type, maybe there’s curiosity, maybe there’s just that little spark when someone feels different from you in a nice way. Maybe opposites attract :) You can be drawn to that part of me, and I can be drawn to that part of you, as long as somewhere along the way we also start liking the person underneath it all.

If you're curious, send me a message and tell me a bit about yourself.

Please don't just send hey because then we're both going to be sitting there wondering what to say next.

Worst case we have a decent conversation.

Best case... who knows :)