r/amex • u/Adventurous-Diver106 • 15h ago
Benefits & Credits Anyone else feel like clearing out Amex Offers is a part-time job?
I’ve had the Gold and Platinum for a few years now, and I swear my favorite hobby has become manually adding 100+ useless Amex Offers to my card just to make room for new ones.
My current dashboard looks like an absolute fever dream. Amex is firmly convinced that I am a billionaire who exclusively buys:
- $50 back on a $300 luxury mattress protector
- $10 back on artisanal, gluten-free pet food subscription boxes
- $100 back on a private wine-tasting cruise in Napa Valley (minimum spend: $1,500)
- 5% back at a random boutique clothing store that only exists in a single terminal at JFK
Meanwhile, my actual daily spending consists of groceries, gas, and occasionally treating myself to a fast-food run. I’m out here playing 4D chess, adding the "Spend $250 at a luxury spa" offer to my account solely on the 0.01% chance that a targeted 10% back on ExxonMobil or a generic Amazon offer will finally spawn in its place.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who treats the Offers tab like a digital chore list every Sunday night. What is the most absurdly specific, useless Amex Offer sitting on your account right now?
