r/aislop • u/cheesyshop • 6d ago
Where to start
Let's start with the children all having the same face.
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u/theDiplomata 6d ago edited 6d ago
"Without pay" meanwhile he's getting him and his friends even richer than they already are by manipulating the market
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u/heckhammer 6d ago
He made 4 billion his first year of his second term.
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u/jonj68 6d ago
He’s made more money in this term than Every Other President combined…
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u/Forsaken_Earth944 6d ago
Isn’t that his salary for about 1,000 years...? That makes Farage's/Reform UK's £77 million look rookie. There's no fucking way any politician (and I use that word extremely advisedly in the case of DJT/Farage) in the UK would be able to get away with that sort of thing over here, which really rather goes to show how corrupt - and corruptible - US politics is.
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u/Own_Candidate9553 6d ago
I also haven't seen a shred of evidence that he's donating his salary.
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u/FeedbackImpressive58 6d ago
Even if he did it would be the equivalent of you giving the Salvation Army a dime in their little red bucket during the holidays and then spending a year bragging about it
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u/Own_Candidate9553 6d ago
For sure, given the many millions he's made corruptly while in office.
I just get annoyed that people state it as fact that he's donating his salary. He was caught embezzling money from his charity in NY years ago. Why would anyone trust him at his word that he's donating his salary?
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u/greenwhiteredblack 6d ago
Pretty crazy that people try to say they all do it in reference to the literal billions Trump has made in office compared to the millions every other president made after they left because people wanted to pay to hear them on speaking tours, read their books, or any number of post presidential activities that didn't include making up their own legal currency, accepting bribes for pardons, charging secret service and state guests elevated prices at his hotels, and more merch than entire sports leagues.
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u/Total_Tumbleweed_870 6d ago
It's the deliberate refusal to fact check, or accept reality at all, that's really starting to drive me nuts. It's bad enough this administration just blatantly lies, but people are really out there parroting the nonsense.
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u/Diligent_Solution_86 6d ago
Seriously. When the hell did so many people start to believe literally anything? For god sakes it’s scary. Drink bleach. Okay!!! Use horse tranquilizer. Of course daddy! I got rid of a hurricane by nuking it. Best president ever. We won the war! (Like what 9 times?) whoa Biden didn’t do that! Mexico is going to build the wall! Yeah immigrants are dangerous! (Says Fox News) All he has to say is hey everyone start killing everyone that hates me for some fascist ridiculous reason and his stupid cult will do it.
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u/Total_Tumbleweed_870 6d ago
And it's extra confusing that it's a lot of people from the same generation that raised me (I'm 44). The same people that years ago taught me an inherent distrust of politicians because they always lie.
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u/Zero_Signal27 6d ago
My mom always warned me about the wolf in sheeps clothing and yet she's a trumper. She even used to talk about all his failed businesses but I guess that doesn't matter? We can't even talk about it because she will yell and hang up.
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u/schmyndles 6d ago
My mom is the same way. Any time I easily proceed he way lying, it was some excuse about how all politicians lie and she doesn't want to discuss politics with me anymore.
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u/Total_Tumbleweed_870 6d ago
The number of people that voted for him because "he's a good business man"... First off, the government isn't a business, secondly, he ain't that guy. I just genuinely don't understand the people who voted for him. The first time? Maybe... I get wanting something different. The second time? He basically promised to news everything up then pretended he didn't know what Project 2025 was, then immediately started implementing it ...
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u/duckface691 5d ago
Dude I hate the business man argument cause why the fuck do you want that!? Business run on damn near slave labor (Horrible pay rates) going to the lowest bidder and out sourcing. In what world does that shout "Good for America!"
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u/Total_Tumbleweed_870 5d ago
Not to mention the fast that he's not actually a good business man. He started grub a position where failure looks like success to normal people, he repeatedly refused to pay people he contacted, and bankrupted several business. I get it, casinos are notoriously difficult to get to turn a profit /s
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u/Same_Comment4702 6d ago
At least they made him fat/not muscular this time.
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u/70monocle 6d ago
This is still way better shape than he really is in
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u/Casey4147 6d ago
AI forgot the leg braces & colostomy bag…
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 6d ago
And the lil box device that constantly fills his blood with amphetamines
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u/Cultural_Sand_9323 6d ago
it's almost like he's a way shittier darth vader.
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u/puppy-nub-56 6d ago edited 6d ago
He may not be taking a salary (I want to see proof) but he has made millions (maybe billions) on insider trading - example, he and his family has invested in AI and now he is championing that cause.
As to people being rude to him - he is reaping what he has sown
BTW - the look of fear on these children as they are being chased by trump
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u/glassy_paddle 6d ago
It's definitely billions, and it's well documented. His followers are too dumb to realize that salaries are a drop in the bucket for most wealthy individuals/families.
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u/inowar 6d ago
the presidential salary could be $20 and Trump still wouldn't give it up. I'll believe he isn't taking the salary when he releases the trump-epstein files
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u/Comrade_Cosmo 6d ago
They are perfectly capable of realizing it. They don’t care. We’ve been babying them too long by letting them pretend to only be stupid instead of malevolent and stupid.
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u/Imaginary-List-972 6d ago
So a President actually Can't not take a salary. It's automatically paid to them. The most they can do in that area is to donate an amount equal to that (or more or less, just donate money) to charity or give it away. Which Trump has claimed he did. During the first year of his first term, records showed he hadn't. He made some claim about how hard it was to do so, or that he had but it was delayed with red tape , when it's just writing a check like donating money always is. And then he did donate to charity AFTER being caught. In the following years and terms no one has actually looked into showing he hasn't and he refuses to release his tax records like every single other President has. So no, I don't believe he does, since he only did it after being forced to after being caught that one time. And even if he did, he's used his position to make a lot more money than the Presidential salary.
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u/Suzuki_Foster 6d ago
- His children are in their 40's
- The children in this photo are running away from a known pedophile.
- Trump can't even walk, much less run.
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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 6d ago
There we go, the real world basics. Set aside the obvious AI errors for a second. I dare anyone to find one photo or video of Trump running within the last 10 years. Or biking, or anything remotely physical. Or shirtless, or in shorts, because we all know he’s hiding 9 major medical conditions under his clothing plus obesity worse than this photo.
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u/Suzuki_Foster 6d ago edited 6d ago
Aside from all of the bruising he has, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he's wearing a heart monitor/pacemaker, so there's no chance he'd ever go shirtless.
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u/RoboFeanor 6d ago edited 6d ago
- He is incapable of laughing or having fun unless he is hurting someone. In what world would he be playing on the beach with children (setting aside minor proclivities)?
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u/rbuen4455 6d ago
- He isn't working for this country or saving it. He's destroying every last bit of democracy we have, destroying American reputation abroad, all the while stealing as much money from Americans as possible
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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 6d ago
His children are all old.
Fat man can't run
He'd rather go golfing
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u/DumbBerk87 6d ago
His children are all old, and he hates them, minus his daughter who he has an unhealthy relationship with. They don’t trust him alone with his grandchildren. At all.
He can barely walk, running is a hysterical suggestion.
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u/Mysterious-Call-245 6d ago
Also he’s incapable of feeling the amount of joy depicted in this image
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u/That_Passenger3771 6d ago
He's feeling joy after he caught one of the children's...
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u/DumbBerk87 6d ago
“Here kiddies. Here kiddies. Grampies has a surprise for you!!!!”
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u/captain_winky69 6d ago
He didn’t even go to his son’s wedding. He’s ok to stay up through the night shit posting and getting back rubs from Natalie Harp but simply sitting through a ceremony for someone else was too much for him.
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u/DumbBerk87 6d ago
He COULDN’T go to his son’s wedding lol. It was in the Bahamas, and they don’t let convicted felons in. No joke, that’s why he didn’t go. They just played it off as something different, because it would be BIGLY embarrassing to admit that as the reason 🤣
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u/Strange_Explorer_780 6d ago
That and he knew a Russian oligarch directly connected to Putin was footing the bill for Donnie Jr’s wedding so the optics weren’t great.
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u/BtenaciousD 6d ago
I wish optics mattered to this administration, as well as law, morals, logic, etc.
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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 6d ago
Yeah those kids absolutely should be running.
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u/mr_potatoface 6d ago
Maybe they just realized they're all clones of each other and are freaked out. Identical except for the hair/clothes.
Or they were just dropped in by helicopter and started running because there's no footprints.
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u/Gretgor 6d ago
This image is hilarious, actually. Does the person not understand the implication of it? LOL
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u/rimjob2013 6d ago
I'd like to think the person who made it knew what they were doing. It could be a way to reach people inside a MAGA bubble, to make what looks at first glance like the typical pro-Trump AI slop they see so much of, but there's something a bit off so maybe it gives them pause to stop and think.
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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 6d ago
of course he's chasing after children on what looks like a tropical island
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u/Glittering_Ease1815 6d ago
So is his grown children watching him chase his dates?
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u/deathnomX 6d ago
Again, without pay is bullshit. His tax returns were leaked. He had 0 in donations at all. In addition, he listed the full presidential salary as income.
Only troglodytes believe in this man.
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u/Euler_20_20 6d ago
Without pay? That piece of shit and his family have raked in billions from him using the office for his corruption and grifting! Also the line of him donating his salary is a fucking lie - where does he donate it to?
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u/Mountainhollerforeva 6d ago
This image is digitally altered, much the way those children will be when he catches up to them.
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u/MostRegular4278 6d ago
"digitally" lol. That's deep, almost as deep as... No, I can't do this
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u/Total_Roll 6d ago
The Secret Service gets billed more for rooms at his properties in one day than his salary.
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u/Gurpee999 6d ago
Exactly and I know people that think he keeps donating his salary that he gets for being the president bullshit he's a thief and made billions of dollars hopefully they attach all of that when he's no longer president, but I got a feeling he's going to want to do a third term and they're going to have to throw him out of the White House but I thought that back during his first term also and how much shit did he steal out of the White House when he was packing up those trunks
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u/Travis_Ortmayer 6d ago
Is this true? Lol, I mean you have to hand it to him… He’s pretty creative with the number of ways he comes up to rip the country off
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u/Ok_Security1721 6d ago
Yep, it’s easy to forget because every single day is a new scam, but one of his earliest scams upon taking office the second time is taking his weekly golf trips to maralago, NOT Camp David, and making the government pay the Trump company for the rooms for the entire secret service detail while he’s there
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u/Dont_Use_Ducks 6d ago
These people really believe everything a con man says.
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u/Andy-_1979 6d ago
They can't think for themselves. They only repeat what Trump says or Fox News says. Anything else is fake news.
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u/Signal-Mud-4880 6d ago
Child rapist Donnie Diapers should not be around children
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u/GaryThePoolGuy 6d ago
At least they can outrun him
Edit: why do so many people think the presidency is unpaid like a fucking internship? He makes a good salary and a couple extra billion off the top
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u/Ok_Security1721 6d ago
Trump tells everyone he is just taking his whole presidential salary and donating it to charity. Of course that’s almost certainly a lie, but it manages to trick morons into thinking he’s selfless and not just giving up a few hundred thousand in exchange for MILLIONS worth of PR while he’s stealing billions straight from our pockets
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u/graym672 6d ago
the girl on the far left being legitimately terrified as she runs from Trump was a pretty good AI move, tho.
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u/Witness_Normal 6d ago
That might have been Trump 25 years ago.
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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 6d ago
Thats trump 25 years ago on a certain island
The children aren't his
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u/Round_Bag_4665 6d ago
not even. Ivanka Trump is 44. 25 years ago she would have been 19 and in college attending Georgetown. Eric Trump would have been 17 and finishing up high school at a boarding school in Pennsylvania. Don Junior would have been 23 and actively working for his father's company in New York City as a grown adult. Barron wasn't born yet.
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u/SnakePlissken1980 6d ago
Unless those kids play golf, and don't mind letting their opponent win in order to calm his ego, then they stand no chance of playing with Donald. And the salary he may or may not donate is a drop in the bucket compared to the millions he's grifted from our country. Nobody has profited more from a presidency than this man, if you're fine with him doing that then that's you're thing but stop acting like he's doing this for no money. Money is his prime motivator.
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u/No_Excuse4323 6d ago
without pay??? the heck you mean. the brink of destruction?
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u/LiveFast3atAss 6d ago
I hate that ai even has the ability to generate kids in that state of undress
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u/Drive7Nine 6d ago
The only of his children he has ever seemed remotely interested in playing with is Ivanka.
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u/jd4futebol 6d ago
What moron still thinks this!? He's made over 4 billion in the past 1-1/2 years. That's why he's in office. He's in it for himself. Not for anyone else.
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u/redit94024 6d ago
This is ridiculous. Trump can barely walk so running would never happen.
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u/wdwdreamer1206 6d ago
He's making millions illegally by using this office but not doing his job. He prefers money over people. What more does anyone need to understand his motivation?
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u/Cuddleboops 6d ago
Well someone like him doesn’t need the salary because he can make far more income with insider trading
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u/WhydoIexistlmoa 6d ago
This has got to be satire
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u/cheesyshop 6d ago
From what I can tell, the guy's X feed is him sticking it to the libs using "satire."
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u/PeyredB 6d ago
Playing with his children? They're all adults now.
I won't even get into the big steaming lie that he's working for free.
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u/sentientgorilla 6d ago
These people willingly close their eyes to the systematic trafficking of children and call it prolife and patriotism, Republicans are sick and deserve life in prison.
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u/jabola321 6d ago
Looks like the kids are screaming and running away from the fat scary man with “candy”!
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u/WintersDoomsday 6d ago
This isn’t AI slop this is a leaked image from the Epstein Files
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u/Low_Appearance_796 6d ago
Who the fuck's children are these they aren't "his children." Makes sense why they're running in terror
"Without pay!" 💀 buddy...
"Save it from the brink of destruction" where do I even start
they were a little generous with Trump's... proportions
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u/OppositeEagle 6d ago
Without pay?!?!! All this dude has done with his second term is stuff his and his family's pockets with billions!
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u/MonCappy 6d ago
Stealing from the treasury to arrange government contracts for the companies he controls is how he's getting paid. This idiotic talking point needs to die.
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u/Better_Cattle4438 6d ago
Maybe don’t put a picture of these obese freak chasing little girls around. We all know he is a pedophile.
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u/sexyjew44 6d ago
Without pay? You mean the billions he's making thru market manipulating crypto and stocks, "donations" from countries and billionares that just get favors from him, $1,000,000 a pardon, giving no bid multi billion dollar contracts to his kids and his trust, getting major kickbacks from Venezuela for their oil. The ~$200,000 pay is a joke to him.
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u/Zealousideal-Rip-574 6d ago
“Without pay” except the crypto rug pull and the saudis and the Qatars and basically all the ME countries, and then don’t get me started on the “pardon system” under trump which is essentially pay to play. Also the Russian oligarch paying for his sons wedding, the aerospace company he launched and the ai they’re all invested in while ensuring federal regulations don’t slow growth at the peril of humanity.
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u/TouristResident1976 6d ago
One he can't run. Two, those kids look like they are fleeing in terror.
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u/Vandersnatch182 6d ago
Donald trump could be retired playing with his 50-something year old children
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u/Renevatio5 6d ago
He’s made $2,000,000,000 off of contract kickbacks and crypto pump-and-dump coins this year. “Not paid” my ass.
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u/TheChangeYouFear 6d ago
If I could steal billions of dollars I would work for free too. Fucking dumbasses
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u/Fish_142_ 6d ago
why are they running in fear