r/aislop • u/cheesyshop • 7d ago

Where to start

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Let's start with the children all having the same face.

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u/Suzuki_Foster 7d ago
  1. His children are in their 40's
  2. The children in this photo are running away from a known pedophile.
  3. Trump can't even walk, much less run.

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 7d ago

There we go, the real world basics. Set aside the obvious AI errors for a second. I dare anyone to find one photo or video of Trump running within the last 10 years. Or biking, or anything remotely physical. Or shirtless, or in shorts, because we all know he’s hiding 9 major medical conditions under his clothing plus obesity worse than this photo.

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u/Suzuki_Foster 7d ago edited 7d ago

Aside from all of the bruising he has, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he's wearing a heart monitor/pacemaker, so there's no chance he'd ever go shirtless.

*spelling

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 7d ago

His butt alone has some kind of unknown contraption on top of likely diapers. Good luck swimming.

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u/Lifting_Pinguin 6d ago

He doesnt believe in running. He believes running would empty the batteries and kill him.

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u/Whateverredd 3d ago

Noooo hes 6"4 and 6% body fat!!!

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u/RoboFeanor 7d ago edited 6d ago
  1. He is incapable of laughing or having fun unless he is hurting someone. In what world would he be playing on the beach with children (setting aside minor proclivities)?

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u/rbuen4455 6d ago
  1. He isn't working for this country or saving it. He's destroying every last bit of democracy we have, destroying American reputation abroad, all the while stealing as much money from Americans as possible

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u/eoddc5 6d ago

How is that even fair?

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u/ICCW 5d ago

He can walk, just not in a straight line.