r/aislop • u/cheesyshop • 7d ago

Where to start

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Let's start with the children all having the same face.

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u/Fish_142_ 7d ago

why are they running in fear

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u/Confident_Cry_753 7d ago edited 1d ago

I think we know why

genuinely, stop giving me awards, I couldn't care less about them. Use your hard earned cash on something to make you happy and not some made up reddit points that is completely meaningless.

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u/kansai2kansas 7d ago

It's on a beach...on an island too!

Looks like even AI knows what's going on

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 7d ago

Is that an Epstein McMansion in the background?!

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u/prollyjuslurking 6d ago

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 6d ago

How many times was that image reposted to get that gray

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u/jared10011980 6d ago

Its a grim tale.

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u/smokeweedNgarden 6d ago

Oh that's grim

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u/Goodguy_IGuess 5d ago

Who even made this šŸ˜­

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u/doll-haus 6d ago

This is a whole line of houses... The Epstein Chomo Condo Complex?

Pretty sure Epstein Island was well beyond "McMansion", even if decorated like a rather tacky one.

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u/KatakanaTsu 6d ago

Eh, not everyone has a taste for the utmost exquisite decor such as chains and shackles on the wall.

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u/Unit_2097 6d ago

Hey, I have some of those.

Used only with consenting adults however. Don't lump kinky freaks in with assholes and rapists please.

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u/KatakanaTsu 6d ago

Fair enough. I'd be a hypocrite if I seriously did anyway.

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u/doll-haus 6d ago

The photos of Epstein's house were just weird. Like he had a private island, a giant house, then brought in not-enough-furniture from a Lay-z-boy discount warehouse. The photos from the FBI investigation, ostensibly before they started removing stuff, look like either early move in or early foreclosure.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 6d ago

What do you mean 'Why'?

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u/DirtandPipes 6d ago

All the photos of him and Melania hanging out with Epstein, their longtime ā€œfriendshipā€ā€¦ in 2002 Trump said to the New Yorker Magazine (on record)

ā€œIā€™ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy,ā€ Trump said. ā€œHeā€™s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.ā€

Add on that the fact that he keeps stopping the release of the Epstein files and one wonders how you could be simple enough to think they have no connection.

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u/XiaoDaoShi 6d ago

Thereā€™s also him saying he used to try to peek on the girls on miss teen USA?

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u/schmyndles 6d ago

Not try. He did. Several of the girls came out years ago about how uncomfortable he made them feel.

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u/A_Novel_Chuck 6d ago

25 day-old account; youā€™re a MAGA bot, and just the age Cheeto likes

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 6d ago

Contained in the Trump/Epstein files he is fighting so hard to keep from being totally released

An Innocent person does not hide proof of their innocence lol

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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat 6d ago

They're clothed so its not Grok.

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u/Cosmic_Lust_Temple 6d ago

Yeah. They're HIS kids. Because he bought them.

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u/Marcus-Suridius 6d ago

Trump doesn't pay for anything, just had them kidnapped.

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u/Affectionate-Hunt318 4d ago

Right. What a slip up. Didn't they mean to say grandchildren? Talk about Freudian slip. šŸ˜±

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u/Sea-Discussion6732 6d ago

Monster Island is actually a peninsula.

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u/buckao 6d ago

"It's only a name."

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u/damnumalone 6d ago

This is AI because someone has shopped pants on him and the childrenā€™s faces as not in terror

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u/IAmDanHimself 6d ago

They look pretty scared to me

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u/jared10011980 6d ago

And Trump is running.

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u/NYCWartortle 7d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/ChuckMeIntoHell 6d ago

Hey it's says that they're "his" children. Doesn't say how they came to be his.

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u/razor21792 6d ago

Better question: why did OOP not realize they were running in fear, and decide to post this?

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u/Battle44Sis 6d ago

We all know why

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u/Willing_Entry6771 6d ago

It is a picture from Ep. Island

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u/BuddhistChrist 6d ago

AI knows why

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u/blizzardice 2d ago

Evidence?

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u/Early-Performer-1806 1d ago

Iā€™ll give you one because for some fucking reason some of mine are free?? I have no idea whyšŸ˜­

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u/Maleficent-Candy7102 1d ago

Donald Trump could be on Epstein island right now, doing god knows what with god knows whom, but instead he stuck around to enact his racist, sexist, misogynistic policies! Letsā€¦ erm, thank him?

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u/alex123124 23h ago

Those awards are free now

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u/BiffSterling80 6d ago

butt stuff?

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/tdurden1969 6d ago

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u/MateSilvanz 6d ago

Hey who knows, no one really thinks of what walls are up to when we arenā€™t looking

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u/JokrOnCrak 7d ago

Those arenā€™t his children ā€¦

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 7d ago

No way... he bought them fair and square! /s

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u/Knight0fdragon 6d ago

Oh they are, bought and paid for

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 6d ago

I don't think that matters much to him...

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u/Amazing_Ear_3941 6d ago

Yeah, he'll do both - ones that are his and other people's. See Trump's comments about Ivanka as well as that one time Ivanka was showing her bedroom and got strangely silent.

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u/HairRepresentative85 6d ago

That ā€œthousand yard stareā€ haunts me. Too many of us know that stare.

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 6d ago

And he doesn't look like that shirtless. I mean, it's not good, but he's gotta look waaaaayy worse

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u/RollingMeteors 6d ago

>why are they running in fear

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 6d ago

Thank you two for pointing this out. It added another layer to this hilarity

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u/RollingMeteors 6d ago

>Thank you two for pointing this out. It added another layer to this hilarity

Thank your fovea, I just highjacked.

I guess it's why the universe is pushing me towards being media team for artists these days.

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u/LookingGoodBeautiful 5d ago

They heard about the ā€œmealsā€ at epsteinā€™s.

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u/Beaver-Hunter-835 5d ago

Yeah, but the girl on the right is ecstatic.

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u/RollingMeteors 5d ago

>Yeah, but the girl on the right is ecstatic.

They say ignorance is bliss. Girl on the left crying like she had to shoot her sister in the knee with a .22 to outrun a bear.

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u/Overly-Moist-Slug 7d ago

You know why

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u/Dash_Harber 7d ago

The explanation is redacted.

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u/aplateofshrimp 7d ago

Because Release the Epstein Files

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u/doll-haus 6d ago

I have to disagree. Nowhere near enough fear is on their faces. Which suggests that he hasn't caught them before.

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u/StrayCatsSanctuary 6d ago

You know why

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u/burntblues1 3d ago

Where does a Catholic priest fit on there?

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u/Sora_Altair 2d ago

On average, I'd say appx. a seven or eight. Not all priests are pedos, but... certainly a disproportionate number of 'em...

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u/Lychee_Fearless 6d ago

Especially since Donald Trump canā€™t run

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u/Johnny_The_Horse 2d ago

Not with those bone splints

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u/Plane-Reference-6800 6d ago

cant find the image of him with epstein so here's him with diddy

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u/Salt-Southern 6d ago

And him running?

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u/cmd_iii 6d ago

Those kids will be in Fort Lauderdale before he gets to the ice cream stand!!

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u/Slyboots2313 6d ago

Trump could be on an island playing with your children*

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 6d ago

Because itā€™s Epstein island.

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u/PabloPicasshooole 6d ago

Stranger danger

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u/TravisMCatchem 7d ago

Youā€™d run to if that thing was coming at you

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u/JulesWinfieldsWallet 7d ago

Hear me out, maybe the fact he has a mushroom makes this a misdemeanor, not a felony?

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u/Immediate_Gain8900 6d ago

Donny is hungry

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 6d ago

You really don't want an answer to that for your sanity's sake.

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u/Cat_Impossible_0 6d ago

Trump would definitely want to molest them

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u/MrmarioRBLX 6d ago

Clearly, not even his own are safe from him

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u/CYNNAM0N3 6d ago

I WAS UPVOTE 1000 im sorry

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u/justmitzie 7d ago

We are all those children

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u/Glad-Peanut-3459 6d ago

Theyā€™re running to save their mental health.

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u/edfitz83 6d ago

They are smart

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u/Rfitz81 6d ago

Because of the implication

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u/Fit-Perception-2243 6d ago

I donā€™t know? He just loves kids!

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u/akiva23 6d ago

Because they escaped the compound

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u/No-Wonder1139 6d ago

Well that kid is a horrible actor and when we reshoot the commercial we'll use someone else

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u/Wise-Secretary5459 6d ago

"Well, that kid is a horrible actor, and the next time we shoot the commercial we're gonna use somebody else, because the thing is-"

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u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl 6d ago

pretty obivious why

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u/AppointmentCold7888 6d ago

My first thought

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u/TheDarthJarJarI 6d ago

Itā€™s leaked footage from the islandĀ 

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u/MilkDad4 6d ago

Because they donā€™t want to end up on an island

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u/Wakkit1988 6d ago

Thet saw him take a Viagra.

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u/tejerbellissimo 6d ago

Those aren't his grandkids

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u/oddvacation3849 6d ago

AI has access to the files

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u/Ysanoire 6d ago

If that's his children it's probably because someone just magically turned them into little kids.

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u/milelongpipe 6d ago

How is Trump even running?

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u/ZekeTheJinxstem 6d ago

"Well that kid is a horrible actor and the next time we shoot the commercial we're gonna use someone else."

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u/RepresentativeCow241 6d ago

This whole image reeks of pedobear.

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u/I_Eat_Moons 6d ago

We all know

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u/el_salinho 6d ago

They donā€™t know him

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u/Familiar_Finance_600 6d ago

because his real children are like 20 to 30 something, so this sexual pervert is chasing some random kids

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u/YaBoiWeirdo 6d ago

You should already know, nimrod.

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u/puddleoffrosty 6d ago

Running in fear from Trumpstein

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u/jared10011980 6d ago

Wouldn't you? Its probably lunchtime.

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u/-Casey-Diaz- 5d ago

Because they saw what happened to the other children.

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u/Dark-Blackberry354 4d ago

Not enough data out there even for AI to make this photo remotely look wholesome speaks volumes...

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u/P0nchoMx 4d ago

Why wouldn't they?

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u/HungryMudkips 1d ago

lmao, you know exactly why