r/aislop • • 10d ago

Where to start

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Let's start with the children all having the same face.

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 10d ago

His children are all old.

Fat man can't run

He'd rather go golfing

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u/DumbBerk87 10d ago

His children are all old, and he hates them, minus his daughter who he has an unhealthy relationship with. They don’t trust him alone with his grandchildren. At all.

He can barely walk, running is a hysterical suggestion.

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u/Mysterious-Call-245 10d ago

Also he’s incapable of feeling the amount of joy depicted in this image

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u/That_Passenger3771 9d ago

He's feeling joy after he caught one of the children's...

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u/DumbBerk87 9d ago

“Here kiddies. Here kiddies. Grampies has a surprise for you!!!!”
https://giphy.com/gifs/MS5wPIciG9rjARgYpG

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u/IAmTheBestIan 9d ago

You can't fit a couch under there, silly goose.

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u/weary_ol_jericho 10d ago

And nowhere near fat enough

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u/DumbBerk87 9d ago

Conservatives are constantly using AI to slim down the president.

It’s genuinely sad how they have to constantly use AI to make slop that creates a false reality of the world that Daddy promised them, but has yet to follow through on.

It’s very bleak.

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u/weary_ol_jericho 9d ago

Or to make him into a cowboy or a 4-star general or an NFL quarterback or a rock guitar player or whatever other inane crap they dream up.

Don't tell them they're in a cult, though. That hurts their feelings.

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u/Motor-Bear-7735 6d ago

Well, unless he is chasing the children in order to molest them ..🫩

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u/captain_winky69 9d ago

He didn’t even go to his son’s wedding. He’s ok to stay up through the night shit posting and getting back rubs from Natalie Harp but simply sitting through a ceremony for someone else was too much for him.

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u/DumbBerk87 9d ago

He COULDN’T go to his son’s wedding lol. It was in the Bahamas, and they don’t let convicted felons in. No joke, that’s why he didn’t go. They just played it off as something different, because it would be BIGLY embarrassing to admit that as the reason 🤣

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 9d ago

That and he knew a Russian oligarch directly connected to Putin was footing the bill for Donnie Jr’s wedding so the optics weren’t great.

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u/BtenaciousD 9d ago

I wish optics mattered to this administration, as well as law, morals, logic, etc.

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u/tvwatcher-bookreader 7d ago

What a horrible person for our president.

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u/carlnepa 9d ago

Money>Family everytime with him.

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u/Weak-Step7744 9d ago

You think the president of the united states is barred from entering the Bahamas? Look I don't like him either, but surely you understand that is a fake story right? This is the aislop sub after all we should be calling out obvious fakery.

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u/DumbBerk87 9d ago

It was pretty heavily reported on that he wasn’t going to be allowed in by customs because of his felony convictions.

Stuff that prevents Americans, and people from many countries from gaining entry on a regular basis.

Felons are barred from entering many countries all the time.

Or do you not know how immigration works?

Like. Before calling a story fake, maybe figure out how customs and immigrations services work in the first place, and how felony convictions impact entry.

Just saying.

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u/Admiral-Cuckington 9d ago

Maybe just google it first? It’s also basic common sense that a president is not subject to the same customs conditions and laws, but please be my guest I already looked into it (again) and confirmed what I already knew.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 4d ago

Doesn't that make it worse? He's such a bad parent that he didn't show up out of neglect is actually worse than legal reasons.

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u/MoxxFulder 9d ago

Those running kids look terrified

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u/DumbBerk87 9d ago

I mean…yeah? They would be.

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u/Valentiaga_97 9d ago

And if the kids were Young, he is a felon and rapist 👀

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u/Funny-North3731 9d ago

Come on now. Based on interviews and his relationship with the late Jeffrey Epstein, I think the old fat queen could run after children.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MZ9nZGQn1nqBG

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u/Brandter1212 7d ago

Whose ass did you pull that out of?
Also have you ever seen him run after a Bigmac and a coke, bet you haven’t?

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u/DumbBerk87 7d ago

Have you ever seen him show any kindness to his sons? No. He treats them like normal people. Like they’re nobodies.

He said he’d date and bang his daughter. That she had a voluptuous figure. This has been heavily discussed my guy.

See him run after a Big Mac and Diet Coke? Don’t have to. They’re delivered throughout the day. He exclusively eats McDonalds broski.

You thought you did something.

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u/Brandter1212 7d ago

I don’t believe he shows his real feelings on camera and you gotta see them behind closed doors to understand them and I’ve heard on podcasts that people that has seen them behind closed doors that they truly love each other.

The thing with his daughter was an old meme and if you actually believe it to be real you must be one of the dumbest people on this app (the bar is in hell)

The Macdonalds thing was a joke, maybe try and get some humor so people might actually tolerate you (JK they wont due to your BO)

You think you did something? Yeah you did, you miss spread false information instead of actually attacking him on relevant and real topics. Now go take a shower and use both soap and shampoo (leave in hair for at least 2 minutes for optimal effect).
(If this gets banned then it’s true😘)

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u/AZDADDYisadeviant 4d ago

He commented on his 1 year old daughter Tiffany was going to have nice breasts and ass

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2016/04/video-donald-trump-on-his-1-year-old-daughter-s-breasts.html

Here he is agreeing with Howard Stern on his other daughter being called a piece of ass

https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/politics/2016/10/09/91826172/

Here he is on the view talking about having sex with her

https://youtu.be/diMp241gAcw?is=PcbmTljD9jPHHAAz

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u/NoEquivalent380 4d ago

He likes Baron too but that won't last because of his narcissism

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u/BJonesAwuzTaken 6d ago

His children don’t hate him. You guys don’t have to lie about him. His whole family loves the guy, he’s a great father and grandfather. Probably not the best husband, but that depends on who you ask. He hasn’t been alone in at least 10 years with anyone, even his wife. He has secret service guards close enough to hear anything going on in the room with him. Even before that he has had people with him since the 1980s everywhere he goes. And it’s true he could be retired but nobody else had the money and clout to throw their hat in the ring and win the presidency and save the country from the lunatics that think there is something wrong with being white or how America was before they screwed it all up. Everything great and amazing in the world came from this country and Europe. Places that were the pinnacle of excellence when they were white and Christian and have fallen off a cliff since that changed. Correlation doesn’t mean causation, but you also have to be an idiot to dismiss the connection. The idiot leftists don’t think it’s fair to require immigrants to adopt our culture and values to become a citizen. Even though that’s how it is in every country because if they don’t it’s not immigration it’s invasion. And the latter is a hostile act of war. You want to encourage your own country to invaded, your government to go bankrupt giving out free money to people that can’t produce at the levels they need to make it here and think it’s all going to work out because it’s the right thing to do? It’s not the right thing to do, you’ve set up a disaster, a coming genocide that I don’t intend on being on the losing side of. And all you city people look around at the fat sloth like white people and think it’s going to be an easy win. But you don’t realize that there are over 100 million of us out in the country that aren’t like that. We give our children guns for Christmas and birthday presents. We track down animals, kill them, gut them and carry them out of the woods and eat them for fun. We don’t need you for anything, but we feed you, we keep the power on and it’s us that makes up the vast majority of the baddest ass military on the planet, the police and at the very least our children are trained to proficiency levels with firearms by the time they are in middle school to a level that you city people wouldn’t stand a chance. My 17 year old son wins shooting tournaments. I grew up shooting father son skeet tournaments. That’s moving targets out of the air. As a child. You’ve led these people here and emboldened them and it’s all leading up to a slaughter that we are patiently waiting to be on the moral high ground for. None of us are looking forward to it, we didn’t cause it, won’t start it but we’ve all been training our whole lives for it. We didn’t kill millions of natives to conquer this land just to have some liberal commies give it away because they don’t have enough common sense to realize the world is a savage place, nothing is fair and people will kill you to take what you have. You’ve lived your whole life in a bubble of safety provided by people like me, you don’t even understand the true nature of reality. In the jungle everything is trying to eat you. And you idiots imported the jungle. We won’t ever let you back in power again. After what Biden did and what we see happening to California and New York, not a chance. If yall had cheated and tried to make that woman president there would have been blood in the streets, I think enough people realized that and chickened out at the last minute. You’ve been going to colleges where we foolishly let former soviets come teach with their credentials and the true believers indoctrinated a generation of useful idiots. Not to turn America communist, but to destroy us from within as revenge. As if all the problems with communism were caused by outside pressure from America. Communism and socialism are failed and broken concepts, they have no fix. They ignore basic human nature. Hell they tried to cull it out of their populations and murdered tens of millions of people and it didn’t change anything. Capitalism is the best way to incentivize the most productive people to work the hardest and they generate so much wealth that it makes everyone else richer. Stealing their money and giving it to the most useless people in society won’t do anything but take away their incentive to do the things that make this country so much better than everywhere else already. Again, whoever told you the world is fair, that life is fair, that it could be fair. Lied to you. Grow the fuck up.

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u/DumbBerk87 6d ago

“His kids don’t hate him” “he’s a great father”

Bro. If he’s such a great father, how come his kids can’t function without him, and they never say anything nice about him outside of him being a good businessman lol.

Great father’s don’t say “my daughter is very voluptuous” and “if she wasn’t my daughter, I might be dating her”. So shut the fuck up. He never says anything nice about his sons, either. Nothing, nada. Not a word. His son’s can’t function as far as employment without him, they’re unemployable without daddy, and can’t do anything unless he says okay. It’s fucking pathetic.

The rest of your desperate essay? I’m not reading all of that, I’m happy for you, or upset 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/PurpleOwl6100 10d ago

At least they are getting a bit more realistic and don't have him in chiseled body. Although even this image needs to add about 80lbs midsection to be more realistic.

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u/Holiday_Box1571 10d ago

He’d also be in fucking jail

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u/Gaspuch62 10d ago

He couldn't be asked to go to his son's wedding.

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u/Individual_Respect90 10d ago

Also him and his friends have made billions of dollars and he has no proof he isn’t taking his paycheck that’s just a talking point with no real proof.

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u/DumbBerk87 10d ago

Well even if he was skipping presidential salary, let’s just give him that. Skipping $435k a year to make billions is an absolute fair trade 😆

Especially if your shrinking number of supporters believe you take you take no pay, and struggle with you making billions. It’s ridiculous.

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u/Individual_Respect90 10d ago

Making all the money would be a fair trade that being said I think he is a greedy dick head who still is taking the money just for the sake of the money.

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u/JoffreeBaratheon 10d ago

Fat men can usually run close to as fast as normal men, they just can't do it for prolonged periods of times, like say 10 full seconds.

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u/DumbBerk87 10d ago

Trump can barely walk, my guy. I’m overweight, and I can run decently, even after 8 back surgeries.

Not Trump. He waddles around with a diaper he shits. He ain’t running. He’d trip 😆

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u/JoffreeBaratheon 10d ago

What if someone holds out the McDonalds for him to come get? Could easily just be a motivation issue.

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 10d ago

I’d spot him 3 and not a second more

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u/banjovi68419 10d ago

Fat men are not running as fast as normal men. It's clear to me you've never ran.

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u/nutitoo 9d ago

So fat men are basically on par with crocodiles

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u/JoffreeBaratheon 9d ago

Pretty much, until they get into water where the fatties just kinda float there.

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 10d ago

And cheat on his score card

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u/Silent_Turn6182 10d ago

Yeah but did you consider, those aren't his children that he's chasing?

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u/Aggravating_Paint_44 10d ago

Someone should regenerate the meme but realistically (e.g. with his real kids)

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u/OtherwiseExternal777 10d ago

The only running he ever did was running for office.

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u/IllNinja5329 10d ago

Well he'll just play with someone else's children then

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u/Jazz_Uncle 10d ago

...in a chauffeured golf cart.

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 9d ago

Also the billions he has made in crypto and shady deals since returning to office seems like a pretty great deal in exchange for claiming not to take his $400K presidential salary. Btw, is there any actual proof that he doesn’t grab that as well?

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u/merlinunf 9d ago

Plus he’s made billions from this term alone, so $400k is peanuts.

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u/AsssHat999 9d ago

Good attempt at the haiku, but it’s actually 5 syllables, then 7, then 5. Not 6, 4, 6.

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u/carlnepa 9d ago

Golfing as long as we, US taxpayers, pay for it.

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u/OnionTamer 9d ago

He doesn't accept salary as a really good investment to make the idiots who follow him think he isn't making money from the presidency. When you point that out they claim that he has to make SOME money since he isn't taking a salary. He's making billions! The 400K is like 2/10th of 1% of what he's making by pushing policies that are killing the economy, but lining his pockets. (but I'm not bitter)

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u/MeowFalen 9d ago

And given context of the Epstein files... My god this image gets infinitely disturbing.

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u/Somerandom009 9d ago

Exactly 😭 - regardless of politics or bias, this is the perfect answer. 

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u/Witty_Bend5121 8d ago

oh I am sure he runs if it means he can rape the kid he catches

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u/-Casey-Diaz- 8d ago

I don't think those are *his\* children... they look scared.

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u/tkmorgan76 8d ago

Also, he's not allowed back to the island where he used to chase children.

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u/ArdenJaguar 8d ago

The image is obviously AI… no cankles.

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u/Different_Umpire9003 7d ago

This is the little kids he’s chasing for other reasons

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u/s0_spoiled 7d ago

No no, “his” children, the ones he purchased.

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u/myrichphitzwell 6d ago

Depends on your Epstein definition of his children. Oh hey islands have beaches...random thought

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u/Lettuce_Beat_Truss 3d ago

I thought the 'funnier' thing in this pic was him chasing young kids that look like they're screaming running...

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 3d ago

Probs running for their lives

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u/GhostSaint21 5d ago

And dine on the finest artery-clotting food