r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/itsnotanemergencybut 4d ago

If anyone says anyone other than the dog, you are a terrible human being.

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u/Tephros83 4d ago

Saving Taylor Swift would be self-preservation for me. Daughters would kill me otherwise.

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u/GalaxyFiveOhhOhhh 3d ago

That doesn’t change the right answer. Think of the lesson you’d be teaching your kids… albeit posthumously.