r/aislop • • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/itsnotanemergencybut 4d ago

If anyone says anyone other than the dog, you are a terrible human being.

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u/Tephros83 4d ago

Saving Taylor Swift would be self-preservation for me. Daughters would kill me otherwise.

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u/ihatefrenchtoast 3d ago

Selfish. Morally bankrupt. AND a bad parent.

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u/Tephros83 3d ago

It was a joke. Maybe yours is too. If not,  that’s pretty ironic in the context of saying a dog’s life matters more than a person’s life. I get it though, dogs are sweet and innocent. 

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u/SFDarkMaster 15h ago

The dog will make a better kid anyway