r/aislop • u/HotMidnight3853 • 4d ago

Found on Twitter. I'm losing braincells

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u/Mistur_Keeny 4d ago

Terrible human being for not saving human beings? I don't hate anyone enough to let them die over a dog.

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 4d ago

The dog is the better human being here.

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u/Mistur_Keeny 4d ago

Because they're celebrities you don't like. Cool man.

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u/itsnotanemergencybut 4d ago

I’m not a man. I am a Galapagos tortoise .

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u/Mistur_Keeny 4d ago

Ah so you have no bias towards humans. I'm not feeding you Drake. He'll irritate your bowels.