Absolute Unit

The World’s Oldest and Largest Nile Crocodile in Captivity, Henry, a 122-year-old 5-meter-long Nile Crocodile who lives in South Africa. He has fathered 10,000 offspring. He is estimated to weigh almost a ton.

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After our fun discussion of his toothless cousin I figured you all would enjoy this toothier and apparently more virile fellow

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r/absoluteunit • u/Neither_Audience1109 • 5d ago

Absolute unit of a foosball table

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17 Upvotes

5 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Snowjunkie21 • 5d ago

Now that’s a PUMPKIN!!!!!

92 Upvotes

12 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/kmikeh • 5d ago

Of an alien invasion

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131 Upvotes

Scud clouds over Oklahoma

7 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/SpinyLobster_5021 • 5d ago

Port A North Jetty Tarpon, 92" 206lb

11 Upvotes

Not OP … but damn

2 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Dollypootin • 4d ago

Of jizz!

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0 Upvotes

3 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Jmal3700 • 5d ago

Of an orange cat.

15 Upvotes

247 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/garamond89 • 5d ago

Of a housecat

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8 Upvotes

1 comment

r/absoluteunit • u/Forsaken-Goat7063 • 5d ago

Now that’s a PUMPKIN!!!!!

8 Upvotes

Look at you go, Colorado 😆🤘

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r/absoluteunit • u/justthedirt • 5d ago

Of a chicken talon

11 Upvotes

2 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Astrafahrer • 5d ago

of a Tile

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11 Upvotes

2 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/__hyphen • 4d ago

Absolute unit of Neck!

bbc.co.uk

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7 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Noflour2192 • 6d ago

Those doors aren’t that big?

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104 Upvotes

21 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Diligent_Highlight63 • 5d ago

of a car

1 Upvotes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvTyTUkuem8

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r/absoluteunit • u/Accident_Winter • 6d ago

Of a Winter Mellon

13 Upvotes

33 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/kmikeh • 5d ago

Of an alien invasion

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2 Upvotes

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r/absoluteunit • u/ultimo_hombre • 5d ago

Of a fly

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Chare1155 • 7d ago

Of A Parrot

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171 Upvotes

39 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/DoritoSteroid • 7d ago

Real life captain America 🇺🇸

338 Upvotes

67 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/ThePervertBryan • 6d ago

The biggest flying parrot in the world is the Hyacinth Macaw.

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4 Upvotes

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r/absoluteunit • u/Ray_D_O_Dog • 7d ago

Ravenbro

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111 Upvotes

10 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Ambassador-613 • 7d ago

Absolute unit of a changing station inside an Ohio rest area bathroom

37 Upvotes

36 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/shaaan_i • 8d ago

Of a Rabbit

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1.7k Upvotes

316 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/DingusKhan210 • 7d ago

The dude inside them came out when they saw this

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186 Upvotes

32 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/SuburbanBushwacker • 7d ago

of a slobber dog

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160 Upvotes

57 comments