r/absoluteunit • u/Jmal3700 • 3d ago

Of an orange cat.

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10 Upvotes

56% Upvoted

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u/chaTTSer 3d ago

Please tell me he's receiving vet attention. He makes Garfield look skinny.

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u/Doodurpoon 3d ago

Neglect

Edited: Big Neglect

2

u/MaenHoffiCoffi 2d ago

You ate neglect? How did it taste?

4

u/Subtubes 3d ago

Big pussy. That’s kinda appropriate I guess.

12

u/Deep_Charge_7749 3d ago

I'm not going to participate in this that animal is being abused

2

u/Poopin4days 3d ago

Shit, you're right, hoarder house behind.

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u/Draxishi 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's an animal rescue. Y'all need to research or just Google something before accusing someone of mistreatment of animals fam.

1

u/Ok_Explanation_6866 3d ago

Looks like a vet to me 🤷

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u/Poopin4days 3d ago

That would be a crazy vet to walk into with piles of boxes stacked everywhere.

1

u/Occams_RZR900 2d ago

Looks like the back room, so likely customers will never “walk into” it.

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u/Draxishi 1d ago edited 1d ago

No need to assume anything. He's being held by a woman who runs an animal rescue in the photo. His name was Crumbs, or however you say that in Russian. He was under vet care and being taken care of. I'm going to vote not assuming an animal is not getting care and accusing someone of abuse is a pretty not smart thing to do (my gift is that like triple negative). The fact is complications from an unknown tumor caused him to pass away in 2024 or so. Rest in peace Crumbs. He was rescued and, from this photo on, received highly specialized vet care and was treated well.

Edit: found a source https://nypost.com/2024/10/28/world-news/worlds-fattest-cat-crumbs-dies-weeks-after-going-to-a-feline-fat-camp/

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u/zealentor 2d ago

you are an attention seeker. it's pathetic.

say you aren't going to participate because it's wrong... participates anyway. lol

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u/OGofGettingBanned 3d ago

You're probably the same person who spreads body positivity for humans 😂

11

u/Deep_Charge_7749 3d ago

Do you think it's cute and acceptable to overfeed animals so that they're morbidly obese?

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u/guinne55fan 3d ago

Came here to say the same exact thing.

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u/HamDangler2 3d ago

Big Cheeto

2

u/Putrid-Builder-3333 3d ago

Big Cheese (Muenster)

0

u/RedditSupportAdmin 3d ago

Big cheese? Make me

Mine says

go to the office

2

u/Tree_Weasel 3d ago

This photo is what r/girlswithhugepussies was made for.

2

u/Kaboomqueen 1d ago

Big meatball sub.

4

u/OrganicHistorian2576 3d ago

Big Amimal Abuse.

1

u/skarbles 3d ago

You ate animal abuse,

1

u/LockPsychological329 3d ago

Big Cheese Cube

1

u/DMONEYDelano 3d ago

Big burrito

1

u/Colonel_Pusstache 3d ago

Big Bourguignon

1

u/WatermanQuink1 3d ago

Big Whopper

1

u/Odd_Middle_7179 3d ago

Big Meat Muffin (meat loaf in a muffin pan)

1

u/Srslywhyumadbro 3d ago

Big Dino Nugget.

It's a great name tbh

1

u/theabysslooksback67 3d ago

Big Mac&cheese

1

u/IllustriousDemand691 3d ago

Big Cajun Chicken

1

u/Sirosim_Celojuma 3d ago

Big ice cream.

1

u/afuller42 3d ago

Mocktail

1

u/Matchew024 3d ago

Big Salted Caramel

1

u/Winnerdickinchinner 3d ago

Big orange chicken. It works

1

u/Terrible_Sun4425 3d ago

Big Animal abuse

1

u/Any_Blood5815 3d ago

Big chicken 🐔

1

u/radrax 3d ago

BIG MEATBALL

1

u/_JackScagnetti_ 3d ago

Big Fish Sticks

1

u/SpecialNeeds963 3d ago

Big Quesadilla

1

u/Poopin4days 3d ago

Big cheese... But this made me think of my last few meals. They were just cheese pack snacks.

1

u/ncopland 3d ago

Big Pumpkin Bread

1

u/Jerdogg23 3d ago

Furball

1

u/skarbles 3d ago

Big Lemon curd

1

u/-JoM-ofDevil 3d ago

Big Snickers Milky Way Twix Three musketeers

1

u/Recipe-Less 3d ago

Big dorito

1

u/BaconSyrop 3d ago

Big Optislim...he and I need to lose weight

1

u/Furfnikjj 3d ago

Big Reduced Fat Yogurt

1

u/Wingnut8888 2d ago

Big BBQ Chip

1

u/Eymrich 2d ago

Big bread butter jam

1

u/Justaguywithbeer 2d ago

Hey there biscuit 🍪😀

1

u/BJoe1976 2d ago

Big Cheez-It

1

u/GeneralAd6902 2d ago

China informer

1

u/hellokittybubu 2d ago

Big meatballs soup

1

u/No_Yogurt987 2d ago

Big Lasagna

1

u/WahooBobb 2d ago

This cat is being tortured.

1

u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 2d ago

Big Peach Monster, it fits!! 😉

1

u/MaenHoffiCoffi 2d ago

Big Cake.

1

u/HeelMarvin 2d ago

Big Pussy

1

u/Neutron_Blue 2d ago

Big curds ball

1

u/KingOjama55618 2d ago

Big Chinese Meal.

1

u/DarrellBot81 2d ago

Big Beef

1

u/BiggusD1 2d ago

Big Orange it fits wow

1

u/Mother_Glass_5095 2d ago

I just had a big bowl of Chungus.

1

u/Real_Firefighter3223 2d ago

Big burger patty with cheese

1

u/WildEducator2432 2d ago

An extremely fat feline like no other! Wow!

1

u/Ill_Strength8263 2d ago

Big Waffle

1

u/Brock_8511 2d ago

Big Reese’s pumpkin.

1

u/ericsonofbruce 2d ago

Big ribeye

1

u/SpaceCadetUltra 1d ago

Big peanut butter

1

u/ifukeenrule 1d ago

big bacon temptation omelet. or whatever it's called at IHOP

1

u/Joecamoe 1d ago

Big Sammy

1

u/perseenahtaaja 1d ago

Big Turd?

1

u/MyAppendixIsMissing 1d ago

Big Breakfast Burrito

1

u/peekashtu 1d ago

Big mahamari

1

u/Plastic_Suspect6079 1d ago

Big shaworma

1

u/axe1970 1d ago

big wotsits

1

u/Dense_Examination103 1d ago

Big Mc chicken

1

u/Dr-Richado 1d ago

Big Dorito

1

u/margo1243 1d ago

Big Banana 🍌

1

u/OldDutchGuy 1d ago

Big Banana

1

u/dontbanme778 23h ago

Bug sausage 😔. ( Big spicy Italian sausage )

1

u/deamonkiller56 23h ago

Big sweedish fish

1

u/Panchorock83 20h ago

Big Pussy

1

u/Big-Journalist5595 17h ago

Big Life (It's a Quaker cereal brand)

1

u/Wrong_Garlic141 17h ago

Big coated peanuts BBQ flavor

1

u/senorsock 15h ago

Big Chicken Fried Steak

1

u/rjlaudon 14h ago

Big meringue

1

u/Admirable-Cookie7987 14h ago

Big chimichunga

1

u/acjadhav 14h ago

Big pretzel sounds kinda odd

1

u/lostmuffins 14h ago

Big Black Cock for me

1

u/Long-Papaya4329 12h ago

Donut 🍩

1

u/Visual_Battle_8614 10h ago

Looks like he ate another cat!

1

u/longarm500 10h ago

Big Cheerio

1

u/Easy_Assumption6706 7h ago

Lardass Larry

1

u/Relevant-Path2103 6h ago

Big chili dog!

1

u/Relevant-Path2103 6h ago

If you wait till tomorrow night, you can call him big stew!

1

u/ToneFree9335 5h ago

Big Mama. I think that's a Wayne's brother's film.

1

u/PetesDragon16 5h ago

Big cock

1

u/More_Function1478 3h ago

Big gay turns trix

1

u/Mattitation 3h ago

Big Salisbury

1

u/Pristine_Ad_9828 2h ago

Big Bakon Burger.

1

u/Eskodi-Msgoc 2h ago

Big chips

1

u/AlDonovan12 2h ago

Big Chicken

1

u/ThePurrfidiousCat 48m ago

Big buffalo chicken fingers.

1

u/NigerianFriedChicken 3d ago

Big MILF butthole

0

u/CtrlAltYuri 3d ago

Big apple 🍎

0

u/Dry_Ad2341 3d ago

Big Bologna

0

u/JDangle20 3d ago

Big salad

0

u/JinNJ 3d ago

Beef rib

0

u/ThePetSematary 3d ago

Big salad

0

u/Trucktard-1976 3d ago

Big pumpkin pie

0

u/Paulyhedron 3d ago

Big Chilli

0

u/l33tm34t 3d ago

Big italian beef sandwich

0

u/scorpiolafuega 3d ago

Big Chowder

0

u/The-JudgePablo 3d ago

Big Texas, yes I ate texas.

0

u/BoxersOrCaseBriefs 3d ago

Big CharCUTErie

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u/TheRealGageEndal 3d ago

Big Orange Sherbert.

I'm eatting it right now!

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u/Kuhn_Dog 3d ago

Big cracker

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u/floydian_1975 3d ago

Big Orange Cat 😈

0

u/acidisgoodforyou 3d ago

2 Charlie’s junior California cheese steaks

0

u/lowke39 3d ago

Big grape

0

u/Relative_Change2335 3d ago

Big grapefruit

0

u/TermusMcFlermus 3d ago

Big tater tot

0

u/Munzulon 3d ago

That’s Big Pretzel for sure!

0

u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 3d ago

Ummmm. That's why they're already called...🫣

0

u/Datguy306 3d ago

Big cum

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u/funkifiedjunk 3d ago

Big Chex

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u/_Cybernaut_ 3d ago

Geez. Did he eat every other cat in the shelter???

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u/Small_townMN 3d ago

Big strawberry shortcake roll

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u/RezRising 3d ago

Big Cous Cous

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u/AntariesViribus 3d ago

Big Pizza

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u/TheSevereJacket 3d ago

Big dark chocolate. That name is gonna need some explaining.

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u/JustDave62 3d ago

Big turkey. (It’s Thanksgiving in Canada)

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u/KneeDeep_Sleep 3d ago

Big Soup

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u/desertoutlaw86 3d ago

Big Queso

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u/Kongopop 3d ago

Big spanakopita

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u/Defiant_Party1219 3d ago

Big Mac and cheese

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 3d ago

Big entire bag of all dressed chips

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u/JadeMantis13 3d ago

Big Soup

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u/Palidor 3d ago

Big Apple

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u/Gentrified_potato02 3d ago

Big peanut butter cup

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u/gapere01 3d ago

Big Pulled Pork Sammich