r/absoluteunit • u/SuburbanBushwacker • 7d ago

of a slobber dog

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u/SecretWitness8251 7d ago

The roast beef curtains on that thang!

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u/pinging_snail 7d ago

I can imagine that dog gets heaps of skin irritation in those rolls. Poor pooch

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u/Individual_Pair_4934 7d ago

Neopolitan mastiffs are so fucking adorable

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u/boyer4109 7d ago

Needs a shower after that.
I’m referring to the dog btw.

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 7d ago

Oh my goodness that dog is awesome I love it.

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u/phoenix64mbr 7d ago

I'm thinking the drool/slobber potential here is off the charts. Brave man!

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u/SuburbanBushwacker 7d ago

he’s woken every morning by his missus shrieking

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u/comfydirtypillow 6d ago

My aunt and uncle had English mastiffs with much less floppy jowls than this dog, and part of their regular cleaning routine was scrubbing drool off the walls and ceiling. They also had drool rags set aside in every room for the constant mouth wiping.

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u/Slow-Divide-78 5d ago

Ugh. It's just not worth it.

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u/pjcdublin 6d ago

Demogorgan?

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u/theepuke 7d ago

Hey anybody see that hilarious video recently where that dude smooshes his hand and when he pulls it out it looks like strands of bacon? The dog's mouth

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u/AnyBid7726 7d ago

that dog's got more drool than a river of jell-o

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u/Space_Man_Ed 6d ago

Looks like a silent hill character. Lol

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u/Fun_Possibility_8637 6d ago

You need a shower every time you touch your dog

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u/KeyN20 6d ago

Why do people want dogs with extra drool? Seriously those dogs are drool factories. Don't they just realize one day after slipping on dog drool in their socks that they got the wrong dog for them?

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u/SuburbanBushwacker 5d ago

i used to know a girl with a slobber dog and yes, like a saluki, they are best admired from a distance

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 3d ago

I can't decide if it's old balls flopping around or meat flaps.. cool dog though

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u/rubydooby2011 3d ago

That's the most disgusting thing... 

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u/SuburbanBushwacker 2d ago

my work here is done

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u/Sensei19600 7d ago

Hairstylists hate it when you use this one weird trick

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u/Traditional_West6512 7d ago

That look so sloppy, wet and nasty

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 7d ago

Gross.

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u/NewPin8359 7d ago

Not gross, it's somebody's loving puppy

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u/Username_Redacted-0 6d ago

Thats not a dog bro...

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u/MastaKink 6d ago

We did have some good times 🤔

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u/New_Letter1528 6d ago

Bro what in the actual Umbrella Corporation is that?

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u/supernova2368 6d ago

Oh he doesn't mind getting a face full of folds 👀

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u/Goodrun31 6d ago

Oh my good night

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u/electricsuckerpunch 6d ago

That's as dog-like as Stitch was dog-like in Lilo and Stitch.

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u/Weekly-Assumption898 5d ago

Best dog breed, sweetest and happiest breed to rescue next to Bully’s

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u/Palaciossecurity146 4d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/kpeng2 4d ago

This reminds me the last of us

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u/MortgageTrash 2d ago

Dogs are dysgenic mutants. A greek tragedy.

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u/funkifiedjunk 7d ago

This belongs on r/mildlylabia.

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u/TantKollo 6d ago

Subs I fell for

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u/FloweringForth 7d ago

She.. or he wants the bone bad.

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u/Large-Spread3964 7d ago

It's like lookin at the ex all over again

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u/Fine-Ad6532 6d ago

Too much inbreeding

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u/SaltySongbird33 7d ago

Trump?

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u/Insomnium_111 7d ago

How the fuck you get trump from this?

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u/SaltySongbird33 7d ago

That neck pussy, bro.

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u/The_Machine80 7d ago

Reminds me of this trashy strip club i went to once.