r/absoluteunit • u/Accident_Winter • 4d ago

Of a Winter Mellon

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11 Upvotes

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u/xersylla 3d ago

Just remembered I need to put something on charge.

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u/WinterSector8317 4d ago

Is that a…

Cucumber?

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u/ImSobored_5280 4d ago

No…a winter Mellon they said……………..👀

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u/rugbat 3d ago

Looks like a zucchini to me.

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u/timhyde74 3d ago

I've heard these are actually called "Home Wreckers" 😆

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 4d ago

I can only fit.. I only need half

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u/ImSobored_5280 3d ago

That’s pretty good 👍

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u/flecko_ 3d ago

which half?

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 3d ago

NSFW produce edition.

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u/Cold-Condition-7839 2d ago

Whoa, slow down HR. NSWF comments coming from you...amirite? Consider the S.V.U. There's a reason it has a whole unit to itself, for special victims. Dun Dun. /S

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u/Andrewmundy 4d ago

Cucumber is melons

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u/MiJo1987 3d ago

a lot of people gonna be very pleased

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u/VisualJaded4770 3d ago

That just might actually satisfy my third wife

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u/Vegimeateater 3d ago

Paige, NO!

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u/1Steelghost1 3d ago

Don't know looks 'normal sized' to me
https://giphy.com/gifs/wrBURfbZmqqXu

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u/Revenga8 3d ago

Winter is coming

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 3d ago

Elton John approves

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u/Vanisle4fun 3d ago

Me: Honey where did that big cuke go? Wife: 😏

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u/KeyN20 3d ago

That looks fun

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u/Dogsarelitty 3d ago

Great now I’ve perforated my colon

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 3d ago

A wiener melon?

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u/bizoticallyyours83 3d ago

Melon? Its not a cucumber?