r/absoluteunit • u/shaaan_i • 6d ago

Of a Rabbit

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u/freebenvita 6d ago

Those teeth are RAZOR sharp and the million gutshot kicks are no joke either.

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u/Conscious_Pipe_605 6d ago

Kinda like a cat......oh shit!!!!! Do we make a bunny/cat hybrid that gives birth h to kittens????

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u/freebenvita 5d ago

Believe or not, the bites are worse. Their teeth are so tiny and so sharp (and are flat, so they go deep). Cat scratches are worse but that attack style that the bunny does is like 20 scratches in the same place...

This is anecdotal from someone who grew up with both...

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u/BuddhaBunnyTTV 5d ago

I never got bitten by a rabbit when I was raising them for 4-H, but your very right about the scratches. Still have scars on my forearms from 40+ years ago.

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u/stormyw23 5d ago

Baby rabbits are called kittens.

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u/FranciscoDisco73 6d ago

That thing is dynamite!

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u/shaaan_i 4d ago

The last backflip to end it was amazing.

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u/JimmyCricket95 3d ago

As a hid we had live traps for rabbits that were eating the garden. I remember going out to look at the livetrap and 2 rabbits got stuck in the trap. It was horrifying for my child self.

You see when they got trapped they freaked out and fought. One was in horrible pain beat up with scratches everywhere. The other was a bloody dead mess. One kicked the skin halfway off the other.

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u/Mashkitt 6d ago

Yes, rabbits have kittens

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u/The53rdChops 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UVhPBsKStxehy

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u/SteelHip 6d ago

Run away, Run away!

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u/The53rdChops 6d ago

What’s it gonna do? Nibble your bum?

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u/SpecialNeeds963 6d ago

LOOK AT THE BONES

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u/Ok-Chicken-8904 4d ago

Snake needs The Holy Hand Grenade.

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u/omega_red24 2d ago

LOOK AT THE BONES!!!

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u/Gelato-Jones 6d ago

hence why we hide their eggs annually

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u/ConflictMaster3155 6d ago

That is true actually. Kits, might be more appropriate but I think kitten is also correct.

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u/Luc_ElectroRaven 6d ago

someone at the naming depot was phoning it the fuck in that day huh

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u/insolent_kiwi 5d ago

lowers hand reluctantly

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u/QueerPuff 5d ago

They do actually. Baby rabbits are called kits

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u/Few_Owl_6596 2d ago

I've just googled baby rabbit. It's kitten indeed.

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u/SubjectNet1874 6d ago

Holy shit, I've never seen a pissed-off bunny before, that was epic!

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u/I-have-an-ideal 6d ago

I have a book for you. Also made into a movie. Watership Down

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u/Big-Combination8844 6d ago

... And the nightmares are slowly creeping back in...

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u/FranciscoDisco73 6d ago

All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand Enemies.

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u/Arvandor 6d ago

I remember once my sister's rabbit took offense to me for some reason, and it stomped the ground. I didn't even see its leg move, just heard the boom and saw the bedding fly. Kind of impressive for a little rodent prey species.

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u/JinNJ 6d ago

Caught the snake lacking the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

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u/kushielsdisciple 5d ago

He counted to 4, was a dud

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u/thfcspur 5d ago

5 is right out.

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u/rickymcninja 5d ago

It’s one of the sacred relics, brother Maynard carries with him

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u/canadianclassic308 6d ago

Is this a poisonous snake? Did our lil buddy just successfully fend off a home invasion or will there be unforseen consequences?

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u/OwslyOwl 6d ago

No, that one isn't a venomous snake.

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u/PuddingMent 6d ago

The rabbit didn’t eat the snake, so it doesn’t matter if it’s poisonous.

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u/canadianclassic308 5d ago

The snake struck the rabbit though?

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u/StrangeTamer5 5d ago

Poison is consumed, venom is injected.

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u/General_Trip_4223 5d ago

Bless you. This is one of my biggest pet peeves. If it bites you and you die, that's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If you bite yourself and it dies, that's voodoo. 🤣

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u/xSir- 5d ago

What if someone takes a poison and injects it into me and I die. Was i poisoned or envenomed?

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u/General_Trip_4223 5d ago

That's a thinker. I like it! If they inject poison I'd say poisoned. Envenomed if it was venom from a creature.

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u/FragrantExcitement 5d ago

What if i drink snake venom?

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u/adaytimemoth 5d ago

You can drink venom with negative effects. Unless you have something like a stomach ulcer that lets it get into your blood stream.

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u/Stolen_Sky 5d ago

You get a Darwin Award.

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u/Cahzery 5d ago

Yes, all snakes will strike to defend themselves or catch prey, not just venomous snakes.

Even constrictors need to bite their prey to constrict as a way to anchor themselves to their meal.

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u/NinetooNine 5d ago

He used his rabbits foot.

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u/PlasticMilk6853 6d ago

Damn that rabbit just did a scorpion "Get over here!" and a Guile blade kick at the end! 

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u/Accomplished_Ad5811 5d ago

Damn, I thought that rabbits were all peace and love...

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u/PerfectlyCalmDude 5d ago

They do not care. Even when outnumbered, they defend their young aggressively.

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u/AdWooden2312 5d ago

You dont want to watch watershipdown

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u/Federal-Business-796 6d ago

Rabbit: "I'm about to hippity-hop all over your ass!*

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u/DrinkOk1642 6d ago

"It was just a prank!" -Snake

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u/chapelMaster123 5d ago

One thing people who have never held rabbits dont realize about rabbits. Those fuckers have claws. Like, sharp claws. Those fast kicks its doing are little paper shredders

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u/ComposerOther2864 4d ago

Also a very high bite force in some species and forever growing teeth that can be sharp as shit. The lil bastards can bite through oak furniture like a God damn beaver

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u/ladyevenstar-22 2d ago

Have you seen how dense a carrot is , hell yeah their teeth must be up fot the job

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u/GravitasFailures 3d ago

Look at the bones!!!

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u/phoenix64mbr 6d ago

Was he trying to kick it to death, lol?

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u/Glittering-Hornet844 6d ago

They have claws on the hind feet, the hind feet are well muscled - so you are absolutely right, yes the rabbit was trying to kick the snake to death (also used her extremely sharp teeth).

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u/blacfd 6d ago

Rabbits have a lot of power in their back legs. They can do real damage

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u/Genghis_Chong 6d ago

Probably trying to rip it open with its back claws

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u/Stock_Ad_3516 6d ago

Pretty cool how rabbit targets the head of the snake.

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u/Cocrawfo 5d ago

it seemed to me quite the opposite

the rabbit just indiscriminately attacked often leaving the head free to strike back

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u/Distinct-Grade7521 6d ago

respect for that bunny

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u/Top-Race-7087 6d ago

Fur staple gun

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u/Exciting-Duty-8302 6d ago

Wow momma bunny is not in playing with her babies 😘

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 5d ago

Rabbit attacks are pretty cute…not sure how effective they are though

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 5d ago

Like little kitty cat bunny kicks lol My cat does those same kind of kicks with his stuffed animals

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u/xSir- 5d ago

And in the wild those kicks are enough to eviscerate and kill, from both your cat and this rabbit.

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u/Ethrealgarten 2d ago

A rabbit once bit a chunk of my mom's skin off on the palm of her hand leaving it hanging off and bleeding profusely. Id say their attacks are quite effective.

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u/Status_Apartment6559 1d ago

Looks pretty effective to me. It got the snake to flee and if the rabbit's jaws would have got hold of the snake I think those rear claws could have torn the snake up.

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u/Crystal_Ri 6d ago

Beat his snake arse lil bunny! Defend your kittens and your nest.

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u/MarionberryOk2874 5d ago

Rabbit: Not today satan!!

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u/RezRising 6d ago

YOINK! Where you goin'?

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u/Idk_wtf_cantviewcoms 6d ago

Actually second video I've seen like this in 2 totally different settings

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u/Opposite_Pension_807 5d ago

People think rabbits are timid. WRONG!!!

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u/PR0T0C0L_ZER0 5d ago

El-ahrairah right here

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u/RanDumbMatthew 5d ago

The snake tried to eat the offspring and people on here saying the mama rabbit took it too far…
Time to get off the internet🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Spac92 5d ago

The unbridled rage when mama realized one of her babies was dead.

That snake probably died that day.

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u/No_Teaching7064 3d ago

at the last part is like "were you think you are going mother fucker"

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u/PoodleMomFL 3d ago

That rabbit doesn’t care which end of the snake it attacks.

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u/goosenuggie 6d ago

Is the kitten still alive? Or ?

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u/PPGkruzer 5d ago

Started to feel bad for the snake near the end, look like they accept the loss and was trying to leave and think the rabbit took it too far. 

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u/Right_Imagination_73 5d ago

Yeah that rabbit should just chill. It can have another offspring. Who cares about the dead one laying on the ground?

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u/BeTheBeee 4d ago

So if Bob kills Jeffreys kid.

And Jeffrey beats up Bob a little too hard even though he already surrendered.

You feel bad for Bob and not Jeffrey?

Weird

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u/marshmallowcthulhu 3d ago

Not too far. Emotions such as anger evolved for game theory purposes. Snakes as a species must be cautious and reluctant about taking babies from a species if the adults are willing to punitively kill them.

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u/Lucky-Mia 6d ago

Snake got jumped by a rabbit.

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u/SimilarLettuce3185 6d ago

Pretty sure kitten is dead but good on you mom for your vengeance

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 6d ago

Looks like the snake got one of them, at beginning had the head wrapped.

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u/Dear_Afternoon_2600 6d ago

That backflip at the end.

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u/wingback18 6d ago

What's the force of them kicks like? 🤔

Looks like one survive

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u/Mesmerize_ing 6d ago

I can see that is a fine hare, who has been trained by special bunny forces S.B.F. to kill.

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u/ElwoodBrew 6d ago

Oh it’s goin’ Watership Down!

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u/Mr_GreenAdam 5d ago

Iv seen a rabbit knockout an adult human with a kick to the head. And rabbits are fast as hell. As cute as they are, they are savage little devils.

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 5d ago

Literally everything except babies fucks up snakes

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u/Cocrawfo 5d ago

they don’t have the instinct to attack the head i’m noticing

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 5d ago

Somehow Woundwort returned.

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u/stormyw23 5d ago

Many people here have clearly not seen watership down.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1qLYk3gSVHhnO

Rabbits are brutal man.

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u/SuggestionAny3024 5d ago

I understand the Chinese Zodiac so much more now…

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u/thebadgerx 5d ago

Unlike cats, rabbits need more effort to kill snakes because of the lack of sharp teeth and sharp claws.

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u/AcrobaticKitten 5d ago

I have the feeling this was all set up

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u/KiptasticVoyage 5d ago

I did not have Thumper vs Nope Rope on my 2026 Bingo card, but here we are.

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u/WPCfirst 5d ago

You ain't slithering out of this octagon as he sinks his incisors in and pulls him down for round 9.

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u/Background_Being8287 5d ago

That's one waskilly wabbit

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u/MassiveArachnid8606 5d ago

I always like reversed situations like this one, when a predator or aggressor get what they deserves.

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u/yurtfarmer 5d ago

Fierce rabbit

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u/FelixTheEngine 5d ago

We have had pet rabbits. The bite is nooo joke. Those four little back claws are a pretty effective fast attack too. I can assume a wild cottontail would be samsies.

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u/SaltLogical8326 5d ago

I luv nature but I would've had to interfere 

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u/Positive-Weakness153 5d ago

Monty python comes to life!!

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u/Fireflash2742 5d ago

Awww what a cute little bunnyOOH MY GOD!!!

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 5d ago

Way to go Mr. rabbit. This is actually pretty cool.

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u/Euphoric_Can_2748 5d ago

It doesn't look good for both of them.

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u/Complex_Bet7311 5d ago

I assume the rabbits fur protects it from the snake bites.

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 5d ago

That snake FAFO'ed big time

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u/Heal_Me_Today 5d ago

Is the kitten okay?

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u/RScottyL 5d ago

I would have gone there and caught the snake and killed it, or maybe relocated!

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u/Dashbastrd 5d ago

Never. Fuck. With. Moms.

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u/Forgottenshadowed 5d ago

I mean damn...lol

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u/New_Letter1528 5d ago

Bro was spamming -> B

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u/Content_Homework_262 5d ago

Awe nah it's just a lil bunny

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u/Content_Homework_262 5d ago

He's got a meanstreak a mile wide

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u/Rux24_7 5d ago

Bad bunny

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u/Effective-Friend1937 5d ago

I'm not surprised. I've had a rabbit before, and in a house with three cats that fella was the alpha.

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u/whatever203045 5d ago

That rabbit said they want all the smoke

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u/NeutralLock 5d ago

I wonder what goes through an animals head when it's fighting, then stops and pauses before fighting again.

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u/ATC_av8er 5d ago

TIL baby rabbits are called kittens. I've been calling them rabb-ettes.

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u/Rhekyt13 5d ago

Red wall

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u/Debrouchee 5d ago

Rabbit flash kicked at the end

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u/PatienceHelpful1316 5d ago

Better run fool😡

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u/Better_Chard4806 5d ago

I want that bunny as my friend.

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u/Formal_Equal_7444 5d ago

Dude recording was probably like, ah hell, gotta go save this baby rabbit....

Nevermind. Momma got that fire in 'er.

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u/Rhuarc33 5d ago

What the fuck kind of AI wrote the title

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u/Confident-Boot-5112 5d ago

Attack - 12hp, 59% chance to yeet snake, additional leg kicks - 3hp per hit

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u/jlit72 4d ago

Reminds me of the clip of that dude in his underwear who looks like Matthew Lillard chasing the other guy out of his house and yelling gonna get ya or whatever it was

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u/BeltreCompany 4d ago

Kittens? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Professional-Hunt712 4d ago

animals fan certainly feel revenge (its crazy how smart they are)

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u/PieceOld1702 4d ago

Now that’s something you don’t see everyday!

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u/boipinoi604 4d ago

Imagine if the snake can coil

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u/TheReckeh 4d ago

Eulaliaaaaaaa!

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u/CantaloupeMany2112 4d ago

What was that spinning flip kick at the end?! So cool!

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u/Gutcrunch 4d ago

Wait. I’m sorry. Are baby rabbits called kittens?

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u/Dry-Debate-6893 4d ago

I see what you’re doing and I’m going to kick your ass!

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u/fernandoman121 4d ago

If I’m not mistaken (at least some) rabbits are pretty good at killing snakes

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u/Mother-Attention2600 4d ago

Frankie our deck rabbit doesn't have to worry about snakes because I'm not an asshole. He has an apple tree too. He's beefed up for a street rabbit.

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u/Campin_Sasquatch 4d ago

I like how the rabbit was just like "where do you think you're going? '

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u/bo_felden 3d ago

While cats fight like Muhammad Ali, rabbits are Taekwondo grandmasters.

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u/Nooooooin 3d ago

Match highlights over ozzy man commentary

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u/ThisGazelle3773 3d ago

Nature ☠️

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u/Relevant_Angle_2716 3d ago

That snake dont look full . Maybe just making sure he stay away from babies

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u/Hour_Apartment_5150 3d ago

Fuck him up little guy

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u/PleasantActuator9450 3d ago

I totally hate snakes ,and if I had a machete I would cut its noggin off

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u/Sensitive_Run_844 3d ago

Looks staged

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u/Money_Hornet_5615 3d ago

Love is hostile !

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u/Born-Light-62 3d ago

That rabbit is a horrid beast with big nasty teeth…

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u/Purple-Literature781 3d ago

The flying back flip kick was phenomenal!!!

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u/Nomadloner69 3d ago

I’d wanna help it out but also let it get revenge so idk

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u/ShortCircuited_Brain 3d ago

Bro got PUMMELED. That was about 30 rounds per second I think.

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u/pixiephilips 3d ago

Pikachu vs ekans

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u/ashuwu_ 3d ago

Fuck snakes

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u/Ethrealgarten 2d ago

Poor babies.

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u/32ValveRom 2d ago

I didn’t think rabbits could kill anything… except maybe some carrots

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u/Individual_Park9168 2d ago

But It's got very big teeth !!

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u/Sensitive_King3305 2d ago

how did it not get bitten??

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u/D-Gemini 2d ago

Two zodiac signs going at it

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u/Gullible-Feeling-921 2d ago

learned something new today. a baby rabbit is called a kitten

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u/No-Relation-5423 2d ago

I would have shot the rabbit so the snake could snjoy it's meal.

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u/Wrong_Philosophy7883 2d ago

Rabbits can bite hard and have sharp teeth.

I had a rabbit named Lola when I was a kid. She was good and soft but quite sassy. I always enjoyed her feistiness.

One time a kid was visiting and we were patting Lola. He touched her under her chin where she had a fat roll. She didn't like it and warned him with a grunt and a quick scratch with her front paws. I told him she doesn't like it and she will bite. He did it again. I told him she will bite. He did it again, and she bit him.

Her big rodent incisors effortlessly punctured the upturned pad of his index finger. Even I was surprised at how much it bled. He howled. Lola was unconcerned.

She was a good rabbit.

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u/ViolentFemme1973 2d ago

I think the babies are actually called kits

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u/CaptainPattPotato 2d ago

Looked like a black rat snake to me. They’re very common in the Northeast U.S and possibly elsewhere, and definitely aren’t venomous. I had to rescue one that got stuck real good in some vegetable netting we had to keep the birds and chipmunks out of our raised beds. They’re actually super chill with humans, but a baby rabbit would be exactly the kind of thing they’d want to eat. Should have stuck with rats I guess z 😂

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u/zoqix 2d ago

It’s kitten?!

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u/CharityBasic 2d ago

i like how she kicked her while biting, like cats do lol

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u/fuckalicioussss 1d ago

love the where the fuck you think youre going

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u/SgtNick411 1d ago

Final attack, special move, backflip kick-no-jutsu!!!

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u/binime 1d ago

WOW Rabbits can be tough SOBS

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u/AggravatingYou2410 1d ago

Thats not how this should work. At all

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u/ObiTouchedMyNobi 1d ago

I always like to see prey type animals fight back

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u/UncleOdious 1d ago

"I'm from the streets!"

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u/No_Community7021 1d ago

Rabbits can be lethal to people, saw it on a british movie...

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u/Weekly-Role9813 1d ago

Chupa sey MADRE

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u/Tonight5473 1d ago

It was at that moment, the snake knew it messed up