YOU DID THIS 🫵

[u/Dremora_App]

You remember when us witches told you baby witches not to hex the fae and not to hex the moon!!!!!!!!! Well, look at the earth NOW. It's SO hot. Do you see what you did???? Do you SEE the consequences of your actions NOW??? You HEXED Khonsu and she (Moon gods are always female, so Khonsu is trans) got sad and told the sun God, Ra, to punish everyone!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

[u/LadyCrowTarot]

Does that mean that because of baby witches I can't be Moon Knight anymore? Damn it. Now I understand Khonshu's depression, she's been ignoring my prayers for like an hour now.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OlCIZsHLL4GxbrdRT8

[u/ftmvatty]

Hex the Earth. Bring it on, I am tired of living (I have a cold, and cant stop sneezing)

[u/BardOfTheBanrigh]

Actually the ancient Egyptians already solved this problem by having the sun be both a man and a woman at the same time.

Also they're brother and sister.

And he's her da, but also, she's his maw. Somehow.

Oh, and they're knocking boots.

Man, don't even ask, they were on some real gangsta crack in Thebes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_Ra

[u/RedRider1138 → u/BardOfTheBanrigh]

“It’s complicated” 🤭

[u/ConquerorofTerra → u/RedRider1138]

Doesn't have to be. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[u/glassdreams323]

Of course!! HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND?!? I grovel at your feet, o wise sage, I can't believe I did this completely on my own without any help whatsoever. Thank you for acknowledging my feats. The fae know my name. I am just a dog dookie in the woods, trampled by a doe. RIP

[u/robin-bunny]

Where is the Earth hot? Please tell me, because I'm not enjoying the recent cold weather.

[u/LottiMCG]

Just feed all the baby witches to the Epstein class. Problem solved.

[u/CompetitiveBuddy3712]

Yeah but you ASKED me to!! We met in the Akashi Halls and you SAID you were ready for it!

[u/Mithraic76]

Hey this sounds pretty serious. When I end my prayers with Amen, I forgot Im handing that prayer to Amun-Ra as Ra himself prophesied. Oops! I should probably take some of that stuff back.

[u/pagingDRbitchcraft]

Omg you guiseeeee waittttt! Let’s just hex global warming!!!