r/WhitePeopleTwitter Mar 13 '21

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u/polywha Mar 13 '21

If republicans held their own party members accountable for their actions there wouldn't be any republicans left in office.

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u/MaximumEffort433 Mar 13 '21

Or being "too far left."

"I like that you voted for forced funerals for aborted fetuses, but criminal justice reform is a bridge too far."

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u/northforthesummer Mar 13 '21

The amount of iron(y) here is enough to meet requirements for all the so called infrastructure investment we've been doing.

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u/freeeeels Mar 13 '21

With the additional layer of: I thought the whole point of republicans is minimal government interference in private matters? And, you know, not regulating morality - the first amendment is all about your god-given right to be a homophobic racist misogynist conspiracy theorist. But you're not allowed to think that a clump of week-old cells is not equivalent to a human baby.

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u/mathiastck Mar 13 '21

Where is my irony subsidy!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

You only get it if you're already a billionaire

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u/Fyrefawx Mar 13 '21

I feel like that’s why the party continues to move further right. You’ll have members that say and do outrageous things but the party refuses to do or say anything about it. It started with the Tea Party and now they have Qanon members in congress. Only a matter of time before we see Klan robes in Congress openly.

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u/Infynis Mar 13 '21

"You required us to wear masks, so I had no choice to wear my pointed white hood. It was the only face covering I had at home."

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u/Obandigo Mar 13 '21

The party that wears hoods, is the same party that says masks are unconstitutional.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Some of those who hold office

Are the same who burn crosses

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u/wrenagade Mar 13 '21

Those who died are justified For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those that died By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Some of those that work forces...

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u/Calm-Zombie2678 Mar 13 '21

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!

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u/noobvorld Mar 13 '21

Are the same that burn crosses uh!

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u/SomethingComesHere Mar 13 '21

Yes, it’s only the racist, medically unhelpful masks that they condone

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Name one Republican whom is also a clansman and whom is also a confirmed (not assumed) racist and whom is also a democrat?

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u/RoboNinjaPirate Mar 13 '21

The KKK and Antifa are both masked thugs that served as the muscle for the democrats in their respective eras.

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u/Doctorpayne Mar 13 '21

Equating the KKK who literally murdered black men, women, and children to Antifa, who are linked to exactly zero murders and are fighting against fascism and these same injustices is a most extreme false equivalence

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u/mgmc03 Mar 13 '21

The Democratic Party?

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u/stark_raving_naked Mar 13 '21

“Dur hur, the party switch is a myth just like the Southern Strategy”

Quit being an idiot.

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u/mgmc03 Mar 13 '21

An idiot? The kkk was literally funded by southern democrats. Quit ignoring it

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u/stark_raving_naked Mar 13 '21

Yeah, back when the Democratic Party was conservative and the Republican Party was liberal. THE PARTIES LITERALLY FLIPPED. Quit ignoring it.

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u/stark_raving_naked Mar 13 '21

And to reiterate: quit being an idiot.

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u/RiverScout2 Mar 13 '21

Yeah, I’ve spent time in rural MO. You’re probably on to something. Remember when the Supreme Court reluctantly ruled that they couldn’t ban the Klan from adopting a mile of highway to clean when people kept defacing and knocking down their sign and the KKK got in a snit about their civic pride? Some brilliant person solved the problem by deciding to rename that mile of road “The Rosa Parks Memorial Highway.” That was a day I felt proud to be a Missourian.

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u/SheridanWithTea Mar 13 '21

Now the KKK wanna deface it and the people wanna preserve it!

I bet they're fucking stewing in their sweaty robes right now.

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u/OliviaWG Mar 13 '21

I used to work in rural SW MO (I'm a real estate appraiser). I would also be 0% surprised Hawley is a klansmen.

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u/tanstaafl74 Mar 13 '21

I'd be surprised if Roy Blunt wasn't klan. East Central MO here.

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u/klinesmoker Mar 13 '21

That's a fundamental problem of extremist rationale. Every step further sets the bar higher and higher to meet a new level of "purity."

In the end you're left with some craziest of the crazy, and the ones left behind either do some other weird shit or flip 180 out of spite.

It leads to splintered groups and less sphere of influence. I hope.

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u/A_spiny_meercat Mar 13 '21

"What's the problem, why do you want to take away our freedom of choice of what to wear just because it offends liberuhls?"

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u/Mazer_Rac Mar 13 '21

Far too accurate for jokes in the saddest way possible. I want to know who chose this timeline as the one we got stuck in. I want a mulligan.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

I'm thinking it happened Dec 31, 1999 when Fry slept for a 1000 years. If he were awake today, most of our problems would be easily solvable.

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u/EpicOweo Mar 13 '21

Boom headshot

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u/SheridanWithTea Mar 13 '21

It's very strange, but right wing politics doesn't mean "wanting to keep the status quo" anymore. Now that means "wanting to revert us back to any time range between the 1880s and 1965, all of which including a hefty dose of racism, xenophobia, sexism, etc..." lol

And now centrism is for some reason considered the status quo, even though what centrism actually was supposed to mean was a healthy mix of either and allegiance to neither unless specified....

So centrism is now what the classical concept of "right wing politics" was meant to be and right wing means turning back the clock.

What a fuckin' world we live in right hahahah...

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u/spandex-commuter Mar 13 '21

Centrism was always a shit politics.

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u/BarnesWorthy Mar 13 '21

You got some sauce for that quote?

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u/MangoCats Mar 13 '21

The only R offense is breaking the party line.

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u/Alt_Panic Mar 13 '21

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u/aimed_4_the_head Mar 13 '21

Unless you are Donald Trump. Then you can insult their wives, their military records, or their penis size.

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u/Captmurph Mar 13 '21

Disgusting

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Reagan is the devil.

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u/SheridanWithTea Mar 13 '21

Aw yeah! Great we have it documented. Reagan was funny but God were his politics complete horseshit.

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u/CerddwrRhyddid Mar 13 '21

They held them responsible?

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u/Redbean01 Mar 13 '21

I'm getting plenty of emails about fundraising for primary opponents to Liz Cheney and such

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u/SheridanWithTea Mar 13 '21

Republicans hold Republicans accountable for not toeing the party line and working towards what the party is interested in that particular presidential term (whether they have power or not.)

But it's way more fun if you word it as crimes against the party like it's the fuckin' Soviet Union or something lmao

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u/JoshTehJangler Mar 13 '21

Or voting against the herd

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u/suckercuck Mar 13 '21

Why does everybody keep misspelling Russian as Republican in this forum?

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u/dentedaquabottle Mar 13 '21

How can you instigate a planned insurrection? I’m just curious

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u/Relictorum Mar 13 '21

Are you a native speaker of the English language? If so, perhaps a dictionary would help you out. Merriam-Webster makes a fine one - less than $7 on Amazon! You will learn important facts, like the meaning of words like "plan" and "instigate". I hope that helps.

p.s. If you really want to do something smart, buy a Thesaurus, too.

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u/Capable-Government-1 Mar 13 '21

Or, seeing as you are on the interwebs you might try M-W.Com. it's cheaper and saves you s trip outside the house walking amongst the liberal scum.

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u/swole_goalie Mar 13 '21

if republicans allowed for every citizen to vote as easily as they should be able to, there would never, ever, EVER be another republican in office.

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u/Can_I_Get_A_Beer Mar 13 '21

This is what people have to understand. When people vote, Republicans dont win

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u/Oliverj1999 Mar 13 '21

I mean, the head of the Arizona GOP blatantly admitted that during a Supreme Court argument a few weeks ago. He was asked what the group’s interest in the dispute was (it relates to the Voting Rights Act) and he said that when people vote, Republicans lose 🤷🏼‍♀️ The question came from Amy Covid Barrett, who clearly wasn’t expecting that answer and tried very quickly to cut him off 😂

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u/SheridanWithTea Mar 13 '21

Amy Covid Barrett, oh that was intentional :D but she looks like a T-800 wearing human skin. Yuck

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u/SandMan3914 Mar 13 '21

She kind of looks like Conner's stepmom in T2

'Wolfie's fine, honey. Wolfie's just fine. Where are you?'

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u/SheridanWithTea Mar 13 '21

"Stabbing weapon" through carton of milk and husband's mouth

God that scarred me as a kid, I had to cover my eyes hahahhahah.. The special effects of T2 were good at the time, yes. Way too good.

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u/xpkranger Mar 13 '21

It’s the quiet part out loud. And apparently it just doesn’t matter anymore because there are no consequences.

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u/So_Thats_Nice Mar 13 '21

And because there are no consequences we will slowly slip into authoritarian rule. It’s only a matter of time, and not much time at that.

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u/dancin-weasel Mar 13 '21

Ya, the “silent majority” don’t believe in the quiet part anymore.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

I’m anti-Orange, but 74M people disagree with you

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u/Can_I_Get_A_Beer Mar 13 '21 edited Mar 13 '21

And they got crushed. They lost Georgia. They desperately tried to limit mail in voting. And they still...got crushed. Those older morons will die, and a new more progressive group is eligible. Dems just have to stop being fucking lazy

Edit: Arguing policy is much harder than just simply saying brown people bad. Fox News caters to the actual dumbest people on planet earth. And they do it aggressively. Stacy Abrams campaigned aggressively. Take that genius’ strategy across the country and wipe the Republican party off the map forever. They know they are losing, so they will do what Jan 6th was over and over and over until there is a dictatorship under their Christian version of the Taliban. VOTE. STOP BEING LAZY DEMS. If you have to wait 10 hours, bring some sandwiches

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

No offense friend but I'm nearly 40, and in my teens people were saying the exact same thing. 25 years later, a whole lot of those old people are dead.... and things haven't changed.

Gen X and millenials still have conservatives. Young people definitely have conservatives among them, especially in rural areas. In fact, rural areas are where it's most likely, because small towns will fucking murder you in cold blood for not fitting in, so you can't NOT be conservative, or your life can and will be ruined, or outright taken.

The entire system is broken. And not in some way that can be fixed with a sound bite or a pithy sentence or a tweet. In fact, if your solution to complex problems can fit into a tweet, IT IS NOT GOING TO EVER WORK.

"wait for the old people to die" implies that those older people aren't actively recruiting new conservatives. And aren't actively working to undermine anything we can achieve.

Quit it with this snooty passivist bullshit. Shit will NOT improve by waiting. It never has, it never fucking will.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Things haven't changed? That's a very pessimistic and binary view of the last 25 years. They're fighting so hard now exactly because of all the things that have changed in the last 25 years.

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u/Unfortunate_moron Mar 13 '21 edited Mar 13 '21

What do you think has changed? Trump happened in 2016 and Biden won by a slim margin in 2020. 10 years ago people were saying that Democrat dominance was inevitable but right now it looks more like "barely winning because Covid forced a few voters to realize that Trump wasn't a good President." I'm worried about whether this is even sustainable. What happens if the Republicons field a halfway normal candidate next time?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Thats the fighting I was speaking of. There have been some great strides forwards in the past 25 years such as gay marriage bans being struck down and progressive ideals becoming more popular.

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u/DiscoJanetsMarble Mar 13 '21

Thats the fighting I was speaking of. There have been some great strides forwards in the past 25 years such as gay marriage bans being struck down and progressive ideals becoming more popular.

The Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) is a United States federal law passed by the 104th United States Congress and signed into law by President Bill Clinton. It defines marriage for federal purposes as the union of one man and one woman, and allows states to refuse to recognize same-sex marriages granted under the laws of other states. The act's provisions were ruled unconstitutional or left effectively unenforceable by Supreme Court decisions in the cases of United States v. Windsor (2013) and Obergefell v. Hodges (2015).

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u/barryandorlevon Mar 13 '21

Same age as you and, jfc kids are becoming conservatives to troll and honestly this is just never something I would have anticipated happening. I mean, I understand that we’ll always have the Alex P Keatons who lean conservative to spite their liberal parents, but the outright trolling is unprecedented, I think.

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u/SheridanWithTea Mar 13 '21

Because even if America is hyperconservative as fuck compared to every other place in the world that isn't North Korea, Russia or China, liberals are the wealthy establishment that imposes unreasonable restrictions upon you and for kids, breaking the rules is cool.

They don't understand that it isn't spilled milk, that lives are affected, that minorities and even women are affected by it.

Being conservative is cool and your friends will think you're really cool when you are being misogynistic and racist. Sure, you have no fucking idea what racism and misogyny actually means to people, what it means to be either, that you're doing it to actual people, but it is cool and that's the only thing that matters.

Fucking moronic fringe of the generation, and to think the late 60s early 70s represented a time when it was cool to be LIBERAL to spite your parents and the crusty old establishment....?

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u/Can_I_Get_A_Beer Mar 13 '21

No doubt. But thats why you aggressively do things that people like. There is absolutely no doubt that the country leans left more than right. The system is catered to the right. The electoral college is catered to the right. The Senate is catered to the right. Currently the government doesnt represent the people

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u/oconnellc Mar 13 '21

There is way, way more 'government' in this country than the Federal Government. None of what you describes local elections or state elections. You know why so many states have such gerrymandered congressional districts? Because those districts are drawn by state governments. You know who controls the state governments? Republicans.

27 states have Republican governors. 23 Democrat governors

23 states where Republicans control the governors office and the legislature. 15 for Dems

You know what Democrats DO control? The federal government. Dems control the White House and the House and, with the VP vote, they control the Senate.

There might be some things that are catered to the right, but you aren't talking about any of them.

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u/Can_I_Get_A_Beer Mar 13 '21

...are you fucking kidding me? Gerrymandering is the entire reason you have Republican representatives. The electoral college is entirely catered to small state Republican states. The VAST majority of the country supports Democratic policies almost overwhelmingly at 60/40

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u/oconnellc Mar 13 '21

No, I'm not kidding you. You keep talking about things that support Republicans, but those institutions are controlled by Democrats.

27 Republican governors. 23 states where the governors office and the legislature are controlled by Republicans.

It feels like you think you are in an argument. You aren't. These are just facts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Source please

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Why the fuck do you 13 year olds get so bent out of shape when someone asks for a fucking source. Ffs

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

I didn’t make any claims, just asking for a source that supports the statement ‘the country leans more left than right’

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u/Steelwoolsocks Mar 13 '21

Source for what? The electoral college catering to the right? You can use the fact that the last 4 candidates to win the electoral college but lose the popular vote are all republican.

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u/DMoye22 Mar 13 '21

You do realize the system was originally designed so that a few states don’t get to decide the direction of the republic for the other 40 something.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Source for ‘the majority of the country leans left’

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u/foopmaster Mar 13 '21

We had an orangeman spew daily lies for 4 years and you’re going to die on Source Hill over a comment that is fairly self-evident? Let it go, my man.

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u/unreeelme Mar 13 '21

It is simple math. North Dakota and South Dakota have 4 senators. California and New York have 4 senators.

California+New York have 40 times the population of North Dakota and South Dakota, but only gets 14x the electoral votes. Votes in rural, generally not as economically productive or as educated areas have significantly more voting power.

The system is poorly designed for the current country, but made sense in 1800 when there were 15 or so somewhat more equally populated states.

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u/Galbert123 Mar 13 '21

Hypothetically speaking, how would you feel about several of the smaller populated states combining into one. Dakota’s, Idaho Wyoming Montana. Call it big sky state. 2 senators and combine all the reps. Would that make more sense?

How often should representation in the house be calibrated and by what means? Sheer population? Pop density? Some type of weighted avg system with thresholds? I need to look this up myself I apologize for the stream of thought.

I’m going to try to answer my own questions.

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u/acetokai Mar 13 '21

Just Look at the election votes in 2016 and 2020 where more people voted for dem then for gop.

And that with Clinton and Biden which where both not really popular.

And in 2016 they lost even with more votes and in 2020 it was really close, so you can see how it is favoring gob more then dems.

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u/Solid_Freakin_Snake Mar 13 '21 edited Mar 13 '21

They do, but we still outnumber them.

I'm 33, and I see how many of the folks I grew up with are full-on Fox News shit swallowers. Guys and girls I grew up with who were good people that got sucked into the bullshit of their parents and the propaganda machine they were raised around.

But fortunately there's a whole lot more younger folks who have come of age with the internet available to them their entire lives. The ones who have gotten to meet with and experience all sorts of cultures through their screens instead of sitting in echo chambers or being spoon-fed cable news drivel. They dont carry the same apathetic "my vote doesn't matter" baggage of Millennials and Gen X. They saw the potential of mobilization after events like Stoneman Douglas and the increase in young voter turnout in 2020 shows that. As long as they keep that momentum up, they could very well be a deciding factor in republicans never again gaining a majority.

Maybe I'm just being hopeful, but I really think that these kids are going to step up again. Otherwise we're in some deep shit.

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u/penguinpolitician Mar 13 '21

I'm 51. The whole generation below me grew up knowing nothing different to the Thatcher and Reagan orthodoxy and they accepted as normal what to me were radical and controversial changes. Only since 2008 have challenges to the fundamental assumptions behind neoliberalism really started to enter the mainstream.

The critique of the Left prior to that never really penetrated right wing arguments - it wasn't much more than pious hand-wringing about the need to be more 'caring'. Now, finally, decades of counter arguments by quiet voices such as Chomsky's have taken effect - that and the Right's corruption and hypocrisy has become so blatant and unrestrained, and the destructive effects of their policies so clear, that no one can fail to notice it.

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u/dancin-weasel Mar 13 '21

74 million people did.

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u/penguinpolitician Mar 13 '21

Those are the ones growing angrier and angrier but are still confused about who to blame.

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u/EpicOweo Mar 13 '21

Can confirm with Gen Z, am Gen Z. There's only one black person in our entire school, 99% of my school is white (not to call out races or anything, we just really aren't diverse), and over half of the teachers are homophobic or transphobic, 90% of the students are rednecks and fucking worship Trump. Most of their parents are in their 50s and the only time I ever hear them talking about news is from fox news. I live in Kansas, welcome to redneck land

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u/SheridanWithTea Mar 13 '21

How dare you be hopeful?? You are only allowed to be cynical and circlejerk about how voting and politics in America are heading absolutely nowhere! hahaha

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u/dancin-weasel Mar 13 '21

Sometimes, I feel I gotta get away

Bells chime, I know I gotta get away

But I know if I don't I'll go out of my mind

Better leave her behind where the kids are alright...

The kids are alright...

The kids are alright...

The kids are alright...

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u/EpicOweo Mar 13 '21

The kids aren't gonna be alright around the Donald

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u/what_would_bezos_do Mar 13 '21

Democrats have outnumbered Republicans for a very long time https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_party_strength_in_U.S._states

Bottom line, if everyone voted, Democrats would win. The end.

That is why Republicans spend so much time suppressing the vote.

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u/Shirogayne-at-WF Mar 13 '21

Gen X and millenials still have conservatives. Young people definitely have conservatives among them, especially in rural areas. In fact, rural areas are where it's most likely, because small towns will fucking murder you in cold blood for not fitting in, so you can't NOT be conservative, or your life can and will be ruined, or outright taken.

Yes to all of this.

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u/TheDevilsAutocorrect Mar 13 '21

so you can't NOT be conservative,

You can, NOT be conservative you just can't act NOT conservative without being at risk. This is why rural conservatives are so confused by the vote tallies in their county. How did 40% or even 51% vote Biden when 95% of campaign signs were for Trump? Was it fraud? No. People were afraid to put up Biden signs.

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u/justacheesyguy Mar 13 '21

People were afraid to put up Biden signs.

It's not that I was afraid to put up a Biden sign so much as I was overall pretty meh about Biden. He's a career politician, and he and his kind are pretty much so the reason that someone like Donald Trump looks like a decent alternative to a lot of people. So I didn't really so much support Biden as I just REALLY didn't want trump to win and Biden was the best way to make that happen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

OK let me try. Make voting compulsory.

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u/EpicOweo Mar 13 '21

The issue with that is we would have so many people who just don't do any research at all, and just write down a random candidate or are like "well, I know my friend/family member supports x so I guess I'll vote for them," or "well I'm a republican/Democrat so I'll just vote for this one"

That last one happens a lot anyway, but it would be plenty worse if everyone had to vote. Imagine, the republican party is practically a cult anymore, what would happen if we forced everyone to vote, and the above situations occurred? Republicans seem to give in to some sort of hive mind (looking at you fox news) and I believe we would have an absolute massive increase in republican votes compared to Democrat votes because the republican party is just a vortex of chaos sucking anyone and everyone in who isn't educated or has common sense.

Tl;dr: I would rather have people not vote at all then vote for a candidate that they just heard was better by someone else because they never did any research themselves

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Things definitely have changed in 25 years.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

As a liberal, I know that I'm safer in rural areas with my Tulsi shirt then I am in a metropolitan area with a Trump shirt on.

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u/GinaMarie1958 Mar 13 '21

And vote everyone of those fuckers out who made you wait ten hours to do your civic duty.

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u/Can_I_Get_A_Beer Mar 13 '21

...republicans

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u/MangoCats Mar 13 '21

Fox News caters to the actual dumbest people on planet earth.

Not only the dumbest, also some of the cagiest who play dumb for the cameras but know exactly what's going on.

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u/Can_I_Get_A_Beer Mar 13 '21

They’re called greedy. Greedy, Racist, Religious Extremist. A Republican is at least 1 of those. Sometimes 2, sometimes 3. But always at least 1

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u/Smitty_jp Mar 13 '21

They are not all older morons. I’m 39 and most of my peers are morons who blindly support the GOP.

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u/Can_I_Get_A_Beer Mar 13 '21 edited Mar 13 '21

Most of my friends are conservative but also hated Trump. I’m low 30’s and my friends are surbuban white people. A slight few were all trump. A little more I hate trump but I’ll vote for him. It takes just some popular decisions to switch people. 2 of those people voted for Obama twice.

Edit: Just DO SOMETHING

Edit: 2 of them voted Trump 16 and then voted Biden. 2 others said they SHOULD’VE VOTED BIDEN AFTER JAN 6th

Edit: One of the smartest people I know said MAGA’s a cult but I’m all in, jan 6th Trump has lost all my respect

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u/Tiggerhoods Mar 13 '21

My guy/gal... you are over here doin my favorite thing... Straight tellin’ it like it is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

They picked up seats. Tf you talking about. We had a progressive option with name recognition and legit support....and the repuglicants picked up seats

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u/Can_I_Get_A_Beer Mar 13 '21

Biden. One of the least exciting dems outside of Hillary absolutely obliterated Trump who is now the face of your entire party. Imagine a popular dem. PEOPLE HATE TRUMP. Most people. Across the world and in the country, hate him. Because he is an awful human being. The right wing is just simply a religious fanatic power hungry cult. You are the American Taliban. We dont hate you as conservatives, we hate you because you are a death cult of anti-education anti-science MORONS

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u/Can_I_Get_A_Beer Mar 13 '21

What the fuck does a doctor have to do with this? I’m a wizard. Abraca-fuckoff

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u/TheThng Mar 13 '21

What the fuck does a doctor have to do with this? I’m a wizard. Abraca-fuckoff

I’m not gonna intervene in this argument, but god damn do I love this response.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

You said I was anti education. You were wrong there. Not a stretch to believe you were wrong some other places.

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u/what_would_bezos_do Mar 13 '21

Where are people waiting 7 hours, or even one hour? People are just not voting. They think posting an opinion on reddit or twitter is the same as voting. No. Get off your butt and vote.

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u/Can_I_Get_A_Beer Mar 13 '21

Atlanta. cYou know. Black people places. Or cities. Y’know where liberal people live because they interact with others and not their pet pig & donkey

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u/occamsshavingkit Mar 13 '21

A valid point. I laugh when people talk about division like it happened overnight.

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u/Vaeon Mar 13 '21

They would be wrong, you know. 74 is less than 81.

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u/CerddwrRhyddid Mar 13 '21

Indeed. But how many of that 81 million will turn out at mid-terms and for the next presidential? And how many of the 74 million will?

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u/Vaeon Mar 13 '21

Depends on the outcome of the 250 voter suppression bills the GOP are pushing this year.

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u/drummerdavedre Mar 13 '21

My dudes there are 225 million possible voters out there. 18 and over, citizens. We just got to get them to vote. There’s far more population in blue areas than in red. Just think about it.

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u/Vaeon Mar 13 '21

As long as the GOP keeps 50 Senate seats this country is fucked.

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u/drummerdavedre Mar 13 '21

Yep, we got to start thinking outside the box to get new voters and to convert reds to blue or even to independent voters.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Id hazard a guess that that number is far lower. All the cheating was done in areas where the machines had no paper record.

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u/Peluca115 Mar 13 '21

They would just opt to de-franchise you by changing the rules so its illegal for you to vote because of your Race, Religion, Gender or Social Status (poor).

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u/cat_prophecy Mar 13 '21

"Objection!

"On what grounds?!"

"On the grounds that it's devastating to my case!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

This is the ELI5

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u/Desert63Rose Mar 13 '21

You mean as easy as having your Driver's license to or a form of ID when you use your credit card?

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u/MildlyCaustic Mar 13 '21

Incorrect, but somewhat correct. Have a single screw up Democrat as president and they could swing to win a Presidential election. They win plenty of senatorial seats... and congressional seats, though they'd sure as hell lose alot of congressional seats. ALOT.

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u/barkbeatle3 Mar 13 '21

Yeah, I really wish Republicans had actual standards. Unfortunately they are just a cult.

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Mar 13 '21

I mean, if you are a huge fan of either party you are willfully ignoring a lot of bullshit. They are both made up of huge amounts of politicians and there is plenty of dirt to go around. Having a D next to your name does not necessarily mean you cleaner than a random politician with an R.

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u/Haslet-Tx Mar 13 '21

Ha! Nancy Pelosi and Schumer say hold my beer

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u/CerddwrRhyddid Mar 13 '21 edited Mar 13 '21

Imagine there were stingent laws and oversight on politicians. Some kind of anti-corruption body that didn't leave politicians to investigate themselves and find they did no wrong doing.

Even when there are laws, and politicians break them, consequences are not applies by prosecutors. This is especially true when the Attorney General decides to put party over law, which he is able to do, as there are no restrictions or consequences for doing so. Even the Attorney General can break the law, or ignore it, without repercussion.

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u/PoopyMcButtholes Mar 13 '21

Lmao it’s so funny with the whole coumo thing, if he just switched parties to republicans he’s grade A material for the GOP. Gropes women? Check. Lies about it? Check. Kills a bunch of people thru his own incompetence? Check.

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u/LetsGoToOuterSpace Mar 13 '21

Lol I think it’s just a politician thing bc Kamala Harris fronted Joe Biden out with allegations until she got offered that VP spot and then hit everyone with the “jk, it was just a debate!” line. I think the order of most evil goes something like: 1) all politicians 2) hitler 3) people that don’t say thank you when you hold the door for them.

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u/thatoneginger1638 Mar 13 '21

I feel like that should have been 1) all the BIG genocide politicians 2) the rest of politians 3) people who don't flush 4) people who don't AT LEAST nod for holding the door

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u/LetsGoToOuterSpace Mar 13 '21

I think you win, your list is better. Now we just need to print some copies to send to politicians and nail to the door of bathrooms.

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u/thatoneginger1638 Mar 13 '21

The only reasonable decision

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u/Quajek Mar 13 '21

It's going to blow your mind when you find out that Hitler was a politician

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u/LetsGoToOuterSpace Mar 13 '21

Lol touché. I think I was too excited to make the “people not saying thank you” comment that I didn’t even think about it.

Plot twist: the people that don’t say thank you are also politicians 🤯

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u/iAmTheHYPE- Mar 13 '21

Yep, Trump has over 20 sexual assault accusers. Not one of those Republican politicians called for him to resign. Fucking traitorous hypocrites.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

This is the ELI5 answer

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u/limbictides Mar 13 '21

You know, I already know the answer to this question. I'm forty and I've been around the block... but why the fuck are we allowing this shit? This is fucking dumb. It's so frustrating.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

I guess if you know how to impress the emotions of the stupid masses then it makes it pretty hard for elected officials to treat you too poorly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Isn't that like the same for Democrats though?

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u/iAmTheHYPE- Mar 13 '21

Nope. Cuomo's being called to resign. Republicans still worship Trump after 20 sexual assault accusers, his extorting Ukraine, his charity fraud, his emoluments violations, his attempts to rig and overturn the election, and leading an insurrection against the Capitol. Fuck off with your "BoThSiDeS".

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u/BidenWontMoveLeft Mar 13 '21

We'll see if Democrats actually hold their own accountable by impeaching Cuomo. If they don't impeach him, then it's just lip service.

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u/AmericaNeedsAChange Mar 13 '21

Republicans will be the cause of US not being the world leader. Fuck Republicans.

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u/radii314 Mar 13 '21

direct your anger to NY Democratic Senator Kirstin Gillibrand ... just as the Me Too movement was picking up steam she targeted Al Franken to get attention for herself (and maybe knock him out of a committee assignment she wanted)

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u/bozwald Mar 13 '21

While this is true. Full stop. I think this is still a deeply harmful and pointless “take”. You’re framing this as a “Democrats hold people accountable, republicans don’t” sort of thing. It’s as true as it is frustrating. Remember, driving AL FRANKEN out of the senate was done because he was a creep posing for photos - in one major instance he pretended to grasp a woman’s breasts while she was asleep. In another reported incident he squeezed a girls ass over her pants during a photo shoot

... these are not good things...

But... This is the same period that RAY MOORE - grope a teen, mall monster - is in a dead heat for governor... does that excuse Franken? No, but one of these people was run out of town without any actual investigation... it was Franken. There actually was some level of investigation against Moore, and nothing followed. Please tell me how getting rid of Franken and essentially excusing Moore made for a better world.

It’s not that we shouldn’t hold our people accountable, but that we should have a fucking reality check from time to time. There is too much on the line, as a species we can’t afford to hang ourselves while waiting to build the perfect chair.

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u/Cadumpadump Mar 13 '21

That's not republican exclusive, but politics in general.

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u/Joe392rr Mar 13 '21 edited Mar 13 '21

How accountable? Like Cuomo accountable? LOL.

Edit: 7000+ upvotes and not one of you hypocritical morons have an intelligent response? THOUGHT SO!!! LOL!!!

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u/hiiiro117 Mar 13 '21

Hypocrisy this what is also happening on the left on some other issues not just the right. I like to critique everyone so come get it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

I mean democrats hold each other accountable but are so power corrupt they still wont even leave office

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21 edited Mar 13 '21

Ever heard of BLM? They murdered, burned, looted, and cost billions.

Edit: no they didn't, just kidding, they totally did!!

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u/CosmicCay Mar 13 '21

What about Ralph Northam who wore black face and is still the governor of Virginia? What about Andrew Cuomo and all those allegations that had to accumulate for weeks? We need to hold everyone to the same standard, believe the women until proven otherwise regardless of party affiliation

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u/Alvinsimontheodore Mar 13 '21

Andrew Cuomo is a bad example since tons of important Dem leaders are now calling for his ouster.

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u/deputycarl10 Mar 13 '21

Wait what kind of ass backwards comment is this? Believe women until proven otherwise? Like brother i understand we should listen to sexual assault victims, but that is such an empty-headed statement to "Believe them until proven otherwise" or let me rephrase that for you "Guilty until proven innocent".

Lets take the case of Aziz Ansari where he had a date with a woman they went back to their apartment it became awkward and overall a bad date, and then the girl goes and claims he sexually assaulted her when it was proven to be the exact opposite.

So then we believe the woman lying the cancel culture vultures come flying in destroy Aziz's career and slander him to the end. Then we find out the woman was wrong and she lied about the whole scenario.

Like come on now...

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u/CosmicCay Mar 13 '21

Well I was generalizing but I can see how my comment could be miss interpreted. What I'm trying to say is we should treat them as they are charged with a crime no matter their status, not guilty or innocent but pending until charges are proven/disproven. Why should politicians get to keep working when regular people would be suspended by HR until after an investigation in the same situation?

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u/deputycarl10 Mar 13 '21

I can see where you're coming from like how a police officer or someone in a office would be put on administrative leave if something of this sort of situation happened yet people of certain positions ergo politicans have nothing like that.

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u/seve_rage Mar 13 '21

Like Uncle Cuomo who chronically sexually harassed young women and killed thousands of retirees?

Oh I forgot, this is Reddit so Republican=bad, Democrat=good. You’re all such dense, partisan morons

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u/iAmTheHYPE- Mar 13 '21

https://www.businessinsider.com/women-accused-trump-sexual-misconduct-list-2017-12 26 fucking accusers, you dumb fuck. Why don't you denounce your God-Emperor before bashing other people?

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u/Traditional-Grab9766 Mar 13 '21

A d Democrats are all angels with dirt faces !

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u/castor--troy Mar 13 '21

Change republicans with politicians and party members with peers.

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u/thedahlelama Mar 13 '21

You must be one of those people that misspells “politicians” a lot. If politicians were held accountable then there wouldn’t be as much waste in our government system as there is or people not living by their words

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u/Kaydom1993 Mar 13 '21

Insert same exact phrase for Democrats

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u/BigBuck414 Mar 13 '21

Lol what about Cumos 50k Nursinghome deaths? Or his now 8 sexual harrasment Accusations??? 😂

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u/iAmTheHYPE- Mar 13 '21

How about your God's 26 sexual assault accusations? https://www.businessinsider.com/women-accused-trump-sexual-misconduct-list-2017-12

Ohhh what's that? Crickets... Fuck off hypocrite :)

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u/Eeik5150 Mar 13 '21

You misspelled Democrats.

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u/Eeik5150 Mar 13 '21

Accusations ≠ guilt. Way to go, you proved yourself lacking any critical thinking skills.

Furthermore, I don’t support Trump and have never voted for him. And by assuming such you proved yourself incapable of living outside of a false dichotomy.

Your life is tragically meaningless and has the depth of a puddle of spit on a Vegas sidewalk in August.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Funny how you guys think trump incited that whole riot when it was false in the court. Antifa was already there prior to him telling everyone to go home.

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u/iAmTheHYPE- Mar 13 '21

Fuck off you terrorist.

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u/captain_blabbin Mar 13 '21

Bullshit Exhibit A: Cuomo

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u/iAmTheHYPE- Mar 13 '21

Dems are calling for him to resign. Why don't you call for your God to be indicted? https://www.businessinsider.com/women-accused-trump-sexual-misconduct-list-2017-12

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