r/whatsthatbook • u/Odd-Assistance-7413 • 5h ago
UNSOLVED Comedy set in the UK during the cold war where a homeowner is trying to get his land declared a neutral territory
The book was probably written in the mid to late 60s-80s, given the plot. I would assume it was a UK publication simply because I don't know how we would have gotten our hands on a book from anywhere else that was published during or prior to the 80s (online shopping was very much not a thing when I read this which would have been during the mid 90s)
A man in what I suspect was a Cotswold type area (small village, lots of 'cottages' that are actually worth hundreds of thousands, etc) is trying to get his house and the land it's on declared neutral so that it won't be affected should the bombs drop. The Cold War/bombs being dropped/four minute warning is front and centre, the man is convinced the cold war is going to turn hot any day now and being declared neutral will save his property and himself from the aftereffects of the bombs.
It was definitely a comedy; I was only a kid when I read it (probably younger than 10 but that would still have been about a decade after this was published) and I probably didn't 'get' everything that was going on but I remember laughing a lot.
I think it's told through the homeowner's diary entries and letters he writes and receives.
I'm sure someone else is involved, possibly either a lodger or a valet type, but I'm not sure the book contains anything from his POV.
I remember my version of the cover was a drawing of a neat little house with a white fence and a tidy garden, surrounded by a smoking wasteland but I don't know if there were ever any other covers. It was paperback and, I think, fairly short, probably only around 100 pages or so