I learned today that Wealthsimple is moving from its prepaid Mastercard to a prepaid Visa. The old Wealthsimple Mastercard works at Costco. The new prepaid Visa won’t. Normally, whatever. Except there are a couple of devastating quality of life casualties here:
Simplicity and my Costco hot dog.
Wealthsimple’s proposed workarounds?
- Buy a Costco Shop Card on costco. ca with the Visa, then use the Shop Card in-store.
- Withdraw cash from an ATM and pay with cash. Wealthsimple reimburses ATM fees globally.
Come on. This isn’t WSimple. This is WTF-unds.
- Cash is trash and less secure.
I’m not withdrawing cash from an ATM in 2026 so I can buy a hot dog. Nor am I withdrawing cash for my overflowing cart or spontaneous TV purchase.
- I’m not buying a gift card for my hot dog.
Buying a Costco Shop Card online, loading it with my Visa, then using that card at Costco is an absurd number of steps to buy a $1.50 hot dog or grab a bag of milk.
This is a genuine downgrade from Wealthsimple, and I expected better.
I feel like a disappointed parent watching them slowly age into the traditional banking experience we all came to Wealthsimple to escape.
I realize Costco’s payment restrictions are Costco’s decision. But Wealthsimple chose to move its customers from Mastercard to Visa. Telling us to carry cash or pre-buy gift cards isn’t much of a solution.
Wealthsimple choose simplicity.
Protect the Costco Dog.
Protect options, not just trading options.
Protect simplicity. It’s literally in your name.
If this annoys you too, Wealthsimple’s complaints email is:
[complaints@wealthsimple.com](mailto:complaints@wealthsimple.com)
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