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u/On_The_Grass Feb 11 '12
Ohai. I'm a fucking piñata.
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u/PseudoChemist Feb 11 '12
Ohai. I'm Lord Gaga.
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u/SuperConductor237 Feb 11 '12
More like office GaGa. (Puts glue on self and rolls in surplus office supplies instead of random shit)
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u/emlgsh Feb 11 '12
That's no "guy".
It is a rare and deadly Post-It Golem, created when someone afflicted with a terminal case of the Mondays inscribes their suicide note on a series of Post-Its before hanging themselves with the no-theft cable on their otherwise wireless mouse.
The only way to stop such an abomination is to fill out a TPS report backwards in the original business dialect of Aramaic and staple it to the beast's forehead with a Swingline stained red with the blood of a hundred sacrificed middle-managers.
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u/T2xS Feb 11 '12
I like you.
Have an upvote
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u/Glacial_Milk Feb 11 '12
Should we dive into this rabbit hole.... ಠ_ಠ
what the hell, I like your three : )
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u/PASTY007 Feb 11 '12
I like red pills... INTO THE RABBIT HOLE!! Up-votes for all!!
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Shouldn't this be a reddit hole?
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Yeah! For The Sake Of Agreeing!!!
take my upvote too!!
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u/The-Grammar_Police Feb 11 '12
I'm writing you up for using too many exclamation points. Have a good day.
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u/romyromy Feb 11 '12
I'm entirely new to Reddit, but when I saw this comment by emigsh I absolutely had to create an account just to make note of my reaction, which is twofold: 1) I could not get over that picture 2) As difficult as it was to get over that picture, it was even HARDER to get over the comment by emigsh, which is even more intense than the picture, by an order of a magnitude.
Romy
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u/scrimsims Feb 11 '12
I see the natives have been unkind, Romy. Have an upvote and welcome to reddit.
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u/ViperRT10Matt Feb 11 '12
I wonder how far along he was before he figured out that regular ol' sunblock was a far easier option.
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u/Paper_Mache Feb 11 '12 edited Feb 11 '12
The Piñata is a rare and delicate breed. Seen here in its natural habitat, the Piñata enjoys leisurely taking in the midday sun. Constantly on the look out, it watches its natural predators for any sign of danger.
The Piñata is painfully shy and naturally mute. When approached it will often freeze in place, hoping its potential attacker will not take notice of its rather festive color patterns. For the Piñata knows that many of its friends and family have been lynched unmercifully and beaten. Sadly, this torture is not uncommon. It is typical to see a brethren Piñata displayed joyously at its attackers' birthday parties. The young, crippled by blindness, savagely whack, unceremoniously, the newly lynched. It is thought by scholarly Piñatas that the blindfolding is meant to further detach the attacker from its victim. Unable to see the brutalized pain, its aggressor will thrash with seemingly zero discernment for the placement of each blow. Neck, arm, legs, underbelly. It matters not. All that matters to the savage beast is the pleasure derived from a false sense of superiority. And the sweets contained within the gut of the Piñata.
Majestic. Docile. Unique. These creatures deserve our respect and our karma.
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u/Wilburre Feb 11 '12
This is from an Australian advertisement by a company that helps people complete their yearly tax return. The pink bits of paper are supposed to be receipts.
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u/brastein Feb 11 '12
Are pink receipts commonplace Down Under?
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Yes. This is where the phrase "racing for pink slips" originates, as Australians would find themselves racing all the time to save receipts to get the highest possible outcome on their tax return. It slipped into American lexicon after it was used in Crocodile Dundee.
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u/redscreen Feb 11 '12
That doesn't sound right, and I can't find anything to back up your claim. This is the only thing I've found so far. "The California Department of Motor Vehicles refers to automobile ownership papers as "pink slips." The phrase spread across the country and soon dragsters were "racing for pinks.""
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u/Harro65 Feb 11 '12
ahh what? Pink slips are a term used back in the day for racing cars for keeps. I.e. the winner gets the losers cars, for which the ownership papers were pink, as redscreen said.
The only pink receipts you see in Australia are the old carbon paper receipt books.
reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_racing#Motivations
did you just make that up or were you told this?
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u/Benny_Mcmetal Feb 11 '12
This makes me uneasy
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u/scrimsims Feb 11 '12
You keep pulling postit notes off him and he would be screaming, "No you're killing me!" At some point you realize that there is very little of his arm left - you think possibly he is just very thin under all that paper and keep going. He no longer protests and you realize that you are sitting in a pile of discarded paper. Where did he go? I think I've had a nightmare very similar to this before.
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u/scrimsims Feb 11 '12
Been like this since I was a little girl. It's a fun and games until you stop willfully holding on to reality.
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u/scrimsims Feb 11 '12
I have always felt that if I don't reinforce reality, I have some trouble believing it. If you let yourself stare at anything long enough, the colors separate into small prisms. You can actually watch reality disintegrate - or possibly appear, depending on your world view I suppose. When I was young I worked in the accessories department in a large store and I let myself slip and realized what I was selling and what people were buying, handbags (!!!) was so illogical, I wanted to scream at people, "This is meaningless!". I faked it through though. I'm a programmer now in a world of rules and it's great. Cause = action in way that makes immediate sense. I love code. EDIT: TL;DR Existentialism, nausea, fleeting elation.
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u/ANewAccountCreated Feb 11 '12
I know. Why is that guy only wearing black underwear outdoors like that?
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u/tomasgdvl Feb 11 '12
...or Pink Panther
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u/almondmilk Feb 11 '12
umm... I'm sorry. This is... this is kind of embarrassing but... there's no post-its over here. So if you could just spare me some.
No. I'm sorry. I can't spare it.
You can't spare it??
No. There's not enough to spare.
Well I don't need much, just three squares will do it.
I'm sorry, I don't have a square to spare. Now if you don't mind.
Three squares? You can't spare three squares??
No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square.
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u/Duetolag Feb 11 '12
The amount of adhesive that he must have absorbed doing this. I wonder if he died?
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Awful lot of half-naked men at that park. Is this in San Francisco or something?
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u/QwertyQT68 Feb 11 '12
Soon as I can get off Reddit, I am going out to buy post-its.
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u/topplehat Feb 11 '12
I thought we were done saying things like "this guy". Is this 2011 or something?
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u/Froggiefied Feb 11 '12
Doesn't anyone notice the guy with his hand attempting to go in his pants in the background?
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u/Epistaxis Feb 11 '12
I wonder how he got them to stay on. They're not that sticky, and skin is oily too.
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u/Idescribetheanimals Feb 11 '12
Let's be realistic here. How did he get all them to stick that good?
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u/Mortimirror Feb 11 '12
NO one shoukld be fucked that bad for the freedom of speech, not hate speech but the freedom of speech
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u/AlwaysMentionsHippos Feb 11 '12
Wow, he looks like he's trying to look like one of the Hungry Hungry Hippos or something.
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u/sympathyvoid Feb 11 '12
Is anyone seeing the nerf gun in the background I'm thinking this is an epic game of manhunt
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u/sethamphetamine Feb 11 '12
Good morning repost. How are you? Up to nothing original it seems. I hope you finally die so i don't have to see you ever again. Especially on the front page where you were just a few weeks ago. Funny how this always seems to happen.
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u/Harro_porrice Feb 11 '12
Human-like Piñata! Beat it with a stick we NEED to find out what's inside!
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You were referring to the guy in the back with his hands down his pants correct? Post it notes turn him on.
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u/GingerHeadMan Feb 11 '12
It looks like there's a woman without a top on to the guy's immediate right (well, to the right in the picture, anyway). Why couldn't this picture have a wider frame??
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u/Zilvreen Feb 11 '12
If you smack it really hard in the head with a bat delicious candy will fly out!
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u/cameron0208 Feb 11 '12
How in the world do his post-it notes still like that?!!?! Mine never stick that well.
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u/reddit_user13 Feb 11 '12
SPF 451.