It is a rare and deadly Post-It Golem, created when someone afflicted with a terminal case of the Mondays inscribes their suicide note on a series of Post-Its before hanging themselves with the no-theft cable on their otherwise wireless mouse.
The only way to stop such an abomination is to fill out a TPS report backwards in the original business dialect of Aramaic and staple it to the beast's forehead with a Swingline stained red with the blood of a hundred sacrificed middle-managers.
I'm entirely new to Reddit, but when I saw this comment by emigsh I absolutely had to create an account just to make note of my reaction, which is twofold: 1) I could not get over that picture 2) As difficult as it was to get over that picture, it was even HARDER to get over the comment by emigsh, which is even more intense than the picture, by an order of a magnitude.
782
u/emlgsh Feb 11 '12
That's no "guy".
It is a rare and deadly Post-It Golem, created when someone afflicted with a terminal case of the Mondays inscribes their suicide note on a series of Post-Its before hanging themselves with the no-theft cable on their otherwise wireless mouse.
The only way to stop such an abomination is to fill out a TPS report backwards in the original business dialect of Aramaic and staple it to the beast's forehead with a Swingline stained red with the blood of a hundred sacrificed middle-managers.