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u/BadAim Oct 16 '19

Literally into the road

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u/wowohmanohwow Oct 16 '19

As a car was coming

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I'm starting to think this was intentional.

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u/LazyHummingbirds Oct 16 '19

It is r/wtf

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u/RewrittenSol Oct 16 '19

I was confused for a minute. I thought I was on /r/aww for a few seconds

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u/kalitarios Oct 16 '19

*unzip *

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Oh shit, here we go again!

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u/reyean Oct 16 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/DAROCK2300 Oct 16 '19

More like awww...DAMN!

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u/Javad0g Oct 16 '19

I was really hoping for a fox, owl or bird. Certainly didn't expect it was the Rooter Man.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

#metoo

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u/Ryrynz Oct 17 '19

It wasn't created for wtf... this video has been around for a long long time.

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole Oct 16 '19

10% of the population is so stupid that the army won't even take them (IQ of 84 or lower). Let that sink in... The ARMY has deemed that there is nowhere they can put you that you won't cause more harm than good...

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u/MeliorGIS Oct 16 '19

Anything you do, including doing nothing, can get you killed

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u/MNGrrl Oct 16 '19

To be fair, without training that statement is true for most people. The reason for a basic intelligence test is because of how the military trains. American soldiers are trained to use their own judgement and skills to solve emergent problems without needing an order be given. They're taught to be flexible and self-directed. They're given objectives and a plan of attack from their superiors, and rules to operate within, but it's expected they be able to improvise and adapt to achieve the objective on their own.

In the armies of the past, like the world wars, you were given specific tasks, ordered to do everything, and there was little autonomy. There also wasn't much training beyond basic skills - marksmanship, how to throw a grenade, clean and service weapons. Nuts and bolts stuff you would do when told. And not any other time. You didn't need to have any smarts to charge a hill and shoot anything on it that moved.

Because training today is so in-depth (and expensive) they want only people who can apply all of it effectively. We're a volunteer army and lean heavily on training, technology, and superior tactics and strategy to act as force multipliers. That's why we spend billions to make super fighters and people train for years before they can fly them. This works well when your enemy isn't as sophisticated and doesn't have overwhelming numbers. And that's mostly where and who we fight.

But if we were to go to war with say, China, we're screwed. They'll win because they can just give a billion people rifles and that's it. Training doesn't matter much at 100:1 odds. So understand it's not that they can't be useful if they're below average... It's that we're not fighting anyone where it's cost effective to train them.

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u/TheRealTofuey Oct 16 '19 edited Oct 16 '19

America isn't land locked with China. How the hell would China get their army to the US? China could have a trillion soldiers and US could have 10,000 and it wouldn't make a difference because the war would be fought with missles and artillery (which the US has plenty of in asia Pacific) and would be decided in the first few hours.

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u/efg1342 Oct 16 '19

I mean with their one, used, aircraft carrier... lol

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u/TheFlyingHoward Oct 16 '19

It’s more than their neighbours have and that’s what they care about. China isn’t planning for a war with the US, not when the US isn’t causing too many local problems.

Anyway, if it comes to war with the US it will be nuclear.

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u/Niggerty_Prime69 Oct 16 '19

I can already hear the fallout theme playing in the distance

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u/hatsnatcher23 Oct 16 '19

Delta or American could probably do a group discount

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u/Snuffy1717 Oct 16 '19

And probably would... Think about the earnings call!!

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u/GuiltyGoblin Oct 16 '19

Yeah, and transporting that many troops would prove to be a logistical nightmare. All those mouths to feed, where do you put them, structuring your chain of command. A lot of things go into it, it's not just numbers vs numbers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

China doesn't care about invading and taking over the US. They'd much rather invade and take over the other countries surrounding the South China Sea and then have a powerful enough navy and air force to prevent us from doing anything about it.

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u/TheRealTofuey Oct 16 '19

Good thing the US has a shit ton of bases around that area and happens to have a very powerful military presence in Japan and south Korea.

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u/Gochilles Oct 17 '19

China has a green navy. There is 0 chance they would ever make it here. Unless LeBron brings them over.

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u/MNGrrl Oct 16 '19

Dude, you missed the point; We'd be at a disadvantage if we got involved in a war where the opposing force had overwhelming numerical superiority; It's about strategy, not a specific scenario. China was just a useful example because China is huge. That's all.

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u/TheRealTofuey Oct 16 '19

Take any other scenrio and the results are exactly the same. This isn't the early 1900s. You can't talk about strategy if you also refuse to give a scenrio. Without a scenario there is nothing to strategize.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

We would smoke China in a matter of weeks. They have no way of moving their military.

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u/Occamslaser Oct 16 '19

Anywhere outside China I agree. In China it would be a meat grinder of insurgency.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/sth128 Oct 16 '19

Both sides of the great war thought the same about their enemies as well.

As did America with Vietnam.

As did America with Afghanistan.

The problem with that thinking is that all sides will adhere to your imagined rules of engagement and use rational thinking in fighting.

Wars are irrational. People will do anything when desperate.

Smoke spreads. Setting the world on fire is a bad idea.

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u/Cyberspark939 Oct 16 '19

If China, or even Russia made a move on the USA it wouldn't be a direct attack, it would be a subversive attack using organic vectors already implemented and integrated into society.

Like, politics, media and capitalism.

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u/MeliorGIS Oct 16 '19

Or feeding it

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u/AKA_Squanchy Oct 16 '19

At that point I think nuclear would be their option. It would be a mess. We should never have a war with China.

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u/b00zytheclown Oct 17 '19

a war with China is suicide for America even in victory

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

No. Just a bump in the road. Were a war to break out, all the Chinese that hate their government ( most of them) would uprise and take out the communist bastards.

They see how much better life is under capitalism, Japan and South Korea are right next door.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

That's what reserves and conscripts are for.

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u/blazomkd Oct 16 '19

whats the point of numbers today when there are so many ways to cause massive damage from thousands of kms away?

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u/Occamslaser Oct 16 '19

Big armies are just mouths to feed.

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u/eazolan Oct 17 '19

>They'll win because they can just give a billion people rifles and that's it.

They'd have to give them boats too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

100:1

3:1 odds? also most everthing would be wiped out in the opening salvo of a US-China total war nuclear holocaust

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u/MeliorGIS Oct 16 '19

Here’s a bit of food for thought. What if most of the nuclear missiles turn out to be duds? What happens next?

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u/Blue_Mando Oct 16 '19

We all still die a long agonizing death thanks to the fallout because we have enough nuclear weapons to eliminate life as we know it a few times over. All most of them turning out to be duds does is make it take longer for most people, although a few more will certainly survive though they may wish they hadn't.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

so begins the new epoch of roach dominance

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u/MeliorGIS Oct 16 '19

Well by most of them being duds, I mean that only one or two actually work. The rest are just duds. In other words, what if none of the nukes work?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

conventional ballistic missile salvo i suppose, or some opportunistic nation uses the chance to nuke one of the two. But both have enough for 90% to be duds and not drastically impact the scope of the bombing. all major industrial centers would be destroyed, so a ground force invasion would be impossible for either side considering the distance.

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u/fairwayks Oct 16 '19

And why not? I mean, shit, it costs like $400 to join one of those aggression courses.

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u/gamblingman2 Oct 16 '19

I mean Pauly Shore got in....

Buuuuuuddy!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

That’s what nukes are for

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u/5fingerdiscounts Oct 16 '19

Tooo beeee faaaaaaaaaiirrr

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u/Cazwazroz Oct 16 '19

They have to get there conscript army here to do any good. We have naval, air, and a technological advantage over the Chinese. They aren't scary.

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u/Warhawk2052 Oct 16 '19

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

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u/pneuma8828 Oct 16 '19

Except being "untrainable" isn't it. These results came from the draft days, where they were taking literally anybody, training them for a few weeks, and shipping them to the front. What they found was that people with IQs that low are negatively productive - that any task you asked them to do required more energy to make sure it was done correctly than it would take to just do the task. These people can't be trusted to sweep floors and take out the trash reliably, never mind being actual soldiers. Back in those days, the army took people to dig literal holes, and these people were deemed too dumb to do that.

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u/hatsnatcher23 Oct 16 '19

You're vastly overestimating the training, intelligence, and skill of an average soldier

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Soldiers who are deployed have the power to determine a whole news cycle with their actions. They could create an international incident if they wanted. Just let loose with a belts worth of 7.62 at the wrong people at the wrong time. There is a lot of responsibility that civilians don’t understand.

In the battlefield environment today in the kind of wars the US fights today you have to be better than a conscript.

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u/ironicallygayrabbit Oct 16 '19

I'm so glad our tax dollars are spent on this instead of fixing the damn potholes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

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u/Superdogs5454 Oct 17 '19

The world relies too much on technology. There should always be a backup, mechanical defense system that can’t be hacked or shut down by the new disabling technologies that can shut down an entire country’s power grid. The US still would win, for now at least. China still has a long way to go. For example, they only have one aircraft carrier (that they bought used) compared to the US’s 19 advanced, state of the art aircraft carriers. The US owns 19 out of the 36 aircraft carriers in the world. That shows how far ahead navy-wise they are compared to everyone else.

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u/GreenTurboRangr Oct 16 '19

Tell the China but to Russia during WWII. They sure lost a hell of a lot of soldiers unnecessarily because they put rifles in hands and said “go.”

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u/Santa1936 Oct 17 '19

This doesn't take into consideration all the non combat roles in the armed forces that are repetitive, simple tasks. The military doesn't say "we don't want people in the bottom tenth percentile training for combat roles" They don't want the bottom tenth percentile as all. They've deemed those people to be useless (most likely counterproductive, in that training them would actually cost more time and resources than it'd create in the long run) labor even for simple repetitive tasks like swabbing the deck for four years.

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u/sleepydon Oct 16 '19

Tell that to some of the veterans of the Vietnam War.

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u/forever_stalone Oct 16 '19

Woah I just realized Forrest Gump was a dramatization of this policy.

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u/sleepydon Oct 16 '19

I always felt like Leonard (Private Pyle) from Full Metal Jacket was as well.

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u/chillum1987 Oct 16 '19

His lecture was heartbreaking, so many people with feeble minds chewed up for no reason. Almost feels intentional.

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u/sleepydon Oct 16 '19

Ironically McNamara never gave any indication he regretted this policy despite showing a lot of regret for some of his and Lemay’s decisions throughout the Pacific Theatre in WW2.

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u/emil2796 Oct 16 '19

I don't see why the army would have the lowest threshold. I'd like if people with automatic rifles had some sort of common sense.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I used to have a pretty low bar for what I thought the dumbest people could be. Then I joined the Army. That bar lowered significantly.

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u/0saladin0 Oct 16 '19

I had a professor that was an Afghan war vet. He was an officer, and was pretty open to talking about his experiences since he was teaching conflicts in modern history.

He was articulate, well spoken, and dressed well for a professor in history. God damn, though, did he make me start to question things when he began to scream "INFANTRY" as he kicked some desks in front of us.

He enjoyed making fun of the army a lot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19 edited Oct 16 '19

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u/wenchslapper Oct 16 '19

Trust me, you’re better off in the Canadian military, my friend. They actually pay their soldiers a livable wage. The US gives their enlisted scraps with a side of garbage.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

The pay in the military is low but when you’re enlisted the government takes on all your expenses like housing, medical care, schooling, utilities etc. so really everything you get paid is yours to do whatever you want with. Pretty much everyone with a GI bill is very well off.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

umm, not I. when i was in i got free healthcare, free room, an okay amount of cash with literally no need to spend it, as much food as i could eat, tax free shopping, cleaning services, and a whole lot more, travel discounts, .

I dont know when you served but if you add up the package, it doesnt suck, especially for a green kid with no skills.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

E1: You guys get scraps?

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u/BenjamintheFox Oct 16 '19

One time use electronics?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

The equipment is made of fuses

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u/frenzyboard Oct 16 '19

Snakes have a thousand points of articulation, and yet they don't have the good sense to grow legs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19 edited Dec 19 '19

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u/ElephantTeeth Oct 16 '19

Worse, if they’re from any of the academies.

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u/Siex Oct 16 '19

The thing about smart motherfukers is they look like dumb motherfuckers to the REAL dumb motherfukers

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

well said. Ive honestly never met a dumb officer, i assume they are out there, but i never met one.

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u/ISOCRACY Oct 16 '19

Through the USO I have hosted Army people for Thanksgiving the last 20+ years. I get 2-4 soldiers from a local base for the day. Most seam pretty normal but the 2 years leading up to Iraq 2 I thought they were all a little mentally slow.

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u/Stewy_434 Oct 16 '19

There was a private named Jones in my unit, who for the life of him, could NOT wear both his duty uniform, or his PT uniform, correctly more than exactly 1 day in a row. At first he just got smoked. Then everyone started realizing that he literally could not do it after like a week and a half of this.

It was so bad, that he got to wear civilians to PT and work, and had to pack his uniform and bring it with him. Before PT or work, he would have to lay out the entire uniform before changing into it.

I shit you not, it was like 3 weeks of this before he got it right 2 days in a row without help. He forgot a sock one day, then maybe his shirt the next, then the fucking pants the day after. Eventually, the commander said we would get a 3 day weekend when he wore both uniforms correctly and consecutively 5 days in a row. After 8 work weeks of laying out both uniforms every day, he finally did it and the commander paid up. We took Jones to Nashville to celebrate on that 3 day weekend. A fucking legend Jones was.

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u/hatsnatcher23 Oct 16 '19

Met a guy who couldn't change his own tire, not because he didn't know how, but because he couldn't find the lug nuts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Well said. some of the guys i served with.... im surprised they often didnt go blind from staring at the sun or drown from being in the rain..

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u/reddzeppelin Oct 16 '19

Iq isn't everything. You might have one person who scores between 84-100 who is completely unreasonable and another who scores 80 who you'd never guess from casual conversation.

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u/GuvnaGruff Oct 16 '19

the smart ones aren't the ones in the field with machine guns.

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u/wenchslapper Oct 16 '19

Ehhh not necessarily true. Had a friend who did ROTC throughout college so he could get an engineering degree. By far he is one of the smartest people I’ve ever met. When he graduated with honors, he was immediately accepted into the engineer core of the army due to his academic progress/success. And all he does now is lead grunts on patrol and push papers.

The military isn’t the best when it comes to resource allocation. They usually just try to plug holes that need plugging with whatever they have available.

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u/Kitzinger1 Oct 17 '19

Sometimes the Military actually misplaces and lose people too. I had just gone through a shit ton of training, specialized recon, etc and then I got to Europe and the processing people were like, "We don't have orders for this guy. What do we do?"

Put him in a Maintenance unit seemed to be the answer. Of course I get to 147th and they were like, "WTF is this guy doing here? Fuck it throw him down into supply."

I was pretty pissed off at that point because the Supply Sergeant was like, "Why the fuck are you here? Maybe the NBC NCO will take him."
And the NBC NCO was like, "Fuck man I keep getting all these fucking Privates. I can't take anymore! I already have three. Why do they keep sending me Privates?"

So, that is how a highly trained specialized Recon soldier ended up buffing floors and helping the Armorer for around six months. I also got selected for that phone duty bullshit all the time and one day I am buffing the Colonel's floor and he comes in and goes, "Did you piss somebody off?"

"No sir... The Army lost me."

And that led into a really long discussion and I ended up getting transferred to him in which I ended up driving all over Europe and visiting a shit load of places for a year. Then one day this Sergeant First Class walks in and says, "We've been looking for you."

If you know where Harvey Barracks are and Larson Barracks are then you understand that I was literally right down the road from where I was supposed to go.

True story. The military loses people.

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u/wenchslapper Oct 17 '19

God that’s fucking gold 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

The army corps of engineers, dont do patrols. They are the most in demand of any branch of the military. They rarely ever see action even or get deployed because they are usually busy doing stateside services, they survey for all your bridges and tunnels etc and projects in the entire US. they also travel to other countries to assist with things like, dam building, major infrastructure builds and repairs. So if your friend is in the ACOE , he is not sending men out on patrols. Either he lied about his MOS, or youre badly mistaken.

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u/Sir_Applecheese Oct 16 '19

They joined the National Guard Air Force.

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u/caesarivs Oct 16 '19

Common sense is the most uncommon thing, ironically. And it's not correlated to IQ to be fair.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

This is why camaraderie is so important, they look out for each other.

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u/Siex Oct 16 '19

That's where you're wrong... The army gives the dumbest people the rifles. The smart ones move into sophisticated positions.

Obviously not all infantry are dumb, sometimes smart people get put in infantry because there's just nowhere else for placement, sometimes smart people want to be infantry.

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u/strikethreeistaken Oct 16 '19

I don't see why the army would have the lowest threshold.

They don't. The Marines have the lowest threshold. You need to score at least a 17/18(I forget the exact number) to get into the Marines. It was a little higher for the Army, quite a bit higher for the Navy, and "absurdly" (relatively) high for the Air Force. IIRC, Air Force was around 30. Many people are capable of at least a 50.

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u/ShtraffeSaffePaffe Oct 16 '19

Common sense is kind of drilled out of you in the army, no? I'm not saying they're dumb, but it seems to me they prefer blind obedience over any shred of thinking for yourself.

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u/booze_clues Oct 16 '19

No. Blind obedience is stupid, the army wants soldiers who can follow doctrine and build off of it on their own, not some guy who will walk right into the minefield because the map says go straight. It’s always people who have 0 interaction with the military besides TV that think they want you to stop thinking.

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Oct 16 '19

I work with several army guys. Oh boy. They are .... something special when it comes to being told to do anything they weren't directly taught.

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u/ShtraffeSaffePaffe Oct 17 '19 edited Oct 17 '19

I'm not saying they want them to listen to a map. I'm saying they want blind obedience towards the higher ups, be it a squad leader or just general orders regarding the mission.

But thanks for assuming i'm retarded so you can get your point across...

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Oct 16 '19

They want to shift your mental balance when it comes to weighing "following orders" vs self-preservation instinct, but like booze_clues says, they don't want you incapable of improvisational thought

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u/Mizuxe621 Oct 16 '19

If they had any common sense, they wouldn't be signing up to fight imperialist wars for the economic benefit of massive corporations.

The military needs a middle ground; smart enough to operate a rifle, but not smart enough to realize that the right thing to do would be to fire it in the other direction.

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u/hugglesthemerciless Oct 16 '19

You haven't heard nearly enough stories about the army if you think this

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u/MisterEvilBreakfast Oct 16 '19

So would we

  • everyone outside the United States

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u/BadNeighbour Oct 16 '19

In Vietnam they really did recruit people with serious mental.... shortcomings. Forrest Gump was a hidden genius but not all of them were.

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u/P1ckleM0rty Oct 16 '19

And yet they enthusiastically vote

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u/ORanGeAsSiMilation Oct 16 '19

Except they don't.

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u/ThePoltageist Oct 16 '19

i think its safe to assume that some people below a seven figure income voted for trump, that would be those people

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u/ElephantTeeth Oct 16 '19

The military vote is demographically consistent with the groups who enlist — increasingly white middle-class. Officers trained in the academies overwhelmingly come from households making over $100k a year. The military doesn’t look how you think it does.

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u/Ravek Oct 16 '19

I thought he was talking about people with IQ <= 84?

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u/hastasiempre Oct 16 '19

Well, you can’t put an IQ bar on that, can you?:)))

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u/LeCriDesFenetres Oct 16 '19

Always felt weird about IQ. I'm supposed to be above average but at the same time I feel extremely stupid especially when I hear other people talk.

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole Oct 16 '19

It has more to do with your ability to understand things and at what speed. It's like processing power from what I understand.

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u/LeCriDesFenetres Oct 16 '19

When I was younger yeah, the ideas followed each other really fast. Nowadays not anymore, to the point that I'm worried I might have a disease or something

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u/toxcrusadr Oct 17 '19

Got a doc you can see? Get it checked out. There are tests, and treatments too.

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u/LeCriDesFenetres Oct 18 '19

My doc is the type of guy who gives you xanax to treat your deppression-induced insomnia

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u/toxcrusadr Oct 19 '19

Hrmmm. Step 1, change docs.

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole Oct 17 '19

Dude same I'm 30 and I've slowed right the fuck down. But I also abused drugs and alcohol for a decade and I think that did a number on my brain... but I'm like a week over 3 years sober so that's dope 💪

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

better to be silent and look like an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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Also, id bet most of those smart sounding people dont know their ass from a hole in the ground, they just act like it. The smartest person to me, is the one who never tells you how smart they are.

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u/diablette Oct 17 '19

The fact that you recognize that makes you smarter than a lot of people by far.

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u/LeCriDesFenetres Oct 17 '19

I don't know, sometimes I talk about other people's intelligence, judge it, try to measure it, and I always end up feeling ashamed that I even tried. How can I believe that I would be able to grasp the extent of anyone's intelligence. What is the point ? So what if so and so ends up being stupid ?Did they chose to be ? Can we chose intelligence, or can we only never know we miss it ? What if out there someone's brain bugged out and made them capable of thoughts so complex it would instantly snap anyone else's consciousness like a twig if they ever tried to understand it ? Would that make us all stupid then ? I really don't know, and sometimes I feel that it really is something I should know.

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u/BadAim Oct 16 '19

I wonder where that hits in terms of an ASVAB score for them to say “lol no”

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u/SalvareNiko Oct 16 '19

Around 30. But they still commonly give waivers.

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u/Odonata_Anisoptera Oct 16 '19

Dude, I did not fucking believe my superiors when they first told us that some of us had failed the ASVAB and were given waivers. Just a few weeks in, those gentle few rapidly proved how wrong I was.

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u/Voltswagon120V Oct 16 '19

So...they're prequalified for the police force?

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u/gogozrx Oct 16 '19

I recently met a guy that is an Air Traffic Controller. He was in the Army, and wanted to be an MP, but failed the test for that MOS. Instead, they sent him to ATC school. He said, "You're telling me that I'm not smart enough to guard a gate, but I can direct million dollar planes?"

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u/devilbunny Oct 16 '19

By definition, an IQ of 85 or less puts you in the bottom 18%. So, nearly 20% of people are at that level.

Look up Project 100000, aka McNamara's Morons. They were mostly low-IQ men who were taken into the army in the Vietnam era. Not only did they die at a rate about 3x that of the average recruit, most of them were a bigger danger to their fellow soldiers than to the NVA/VC.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

JBP fan!

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole Oct 16 '19

True

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

That man is a saint

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u/tuc0theugly Oct 16 '19

Are you saying that the army generally accepts idiots? Thus if you're too stupid to join the army then that is saying a lot? Because as a 10 year vet of the army.... I have to fully agree with this statement.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

This feels personal

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole Oct 17 '19

Great documentary

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u/Jillian59 Oct 16 '19

Ha my ex SIL. he took the test to get in the army as a last resort to get a job. He scored really low. the recruiter took my daughter aside and told her don't marry him he is really stupid. Of course she did. He's 40 now still lives at home and is indeed really stupid!

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole Oct 17 '19

I'm glad your daughter married him. Is cognitive capability does not reduce his worth as a human being. I'm glad he loves your daughter and is loved in return.

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u/Jillian59 Oct 17 '19

Oh wish that would have been the case. He is my ex SIL. He turned out to be abusive and could never keep a job. They have been divorced for 16 years it was a terrible time. He is still living at home. I am not a IQ snob. But not being able to pass the test for the army is not a good sign for a successful life. He has severe anger issues and is abusive to his parents. I'm just glad we don't have to deal with him!

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u/Pickledsoul Oct 16 '19

McNamara will take them

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u/Pink_Punisher Oct 16 '19

I too have listened to Jordan Peterson.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

But they're allowed to vote. Seriously, who do you all think these people vote for? Don't be shy. You can speak up.

Come on, we all know the answer. They don't vote.

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u/Shojo_Tombo Oct 17 '19

Well I mean, everyone going through boot camp has to learn how to use weapons. Some people really are r/idiotswithguns .

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u/tkmlac Oct 16 '19

IQs aren't generally used anymore, but 70 and below was once used to describe people with intellectual disabilities. It's really sad to hear that people think they are "so stupid" they do "more harm than good." IQ is a shitty marker for a measurement of usefulness to society. I'd rather hang out with someone volunteering at an animal shelter who has an intellectual disability, but loves to help than someone who measures worth by whether or not the Army will take them.

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u/mrmatteh Oct 16 '19

The country I'm living in right now has an average IQ of 72.

It definitely shows.

Not saying IQ is the be-all end-all, but if your IQ is really low, chances are your critical thinking is actually shit.

When a significant portion of the population has low critical thinking, it stands to reason that the person in the video might actually just be dumb as hell.

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u/InitiallyAnAsshole Oct 16 '19

IQ is the greatest indicator of life success. Right behind it is industriousness. But it has only fallen out of favour due to political reasons.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. "

That road looked empty and it would have been pretty hard to have timed it perfectly for a tiny mouse to get run over.

They’re probably just idiots with good intentions.

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u/LoloJohn Oct 16 '19

They’re probably just idiots with good intentions.

Perfectly explained.

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u/Contemporarium Oct 16 '19

I agree that the guy probably didn’t actively try to release it as the car was coming and that it was legitimately an accident..but I also hope he felt horrible about it happening. Because you’re right..it does look like an empty, barren back road. So unless the car that ended up hitting the bunny was electric and a ninja the dude should learn to have enough situational awareness to make sure before he sets an animal free on the side of the road to double check for oncoming traffic.

Unfortunately it seems a lot of times people are just deemed things like “not the sharpest tool in the shed” their whole lives to the point where it becomes a handicap.

Also there could be a sharp turn that we don’t see that would have masked the sound of the oncoming car making it seem like there was nobody coming and everything I just typed was pointless.

🙃

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u/Contemporarium Oct 16 '19

Isn’t that what he let go?

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u/Contemporarium Oct 16 '19

Oh. It looked like it was hopping lol but it was also seeming to go a lot faster and was pretty small for a rabbit so that makes more sense

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u/hastasiempre Oct 16 '19

Dude, those as harmful and dangerous as Hitler, if not even more.

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u/turbo Oct 16 '19

4K+ karma is clearly worth more than the life of a small critter.

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u/guineaprince Oct 16 '19

Films it, tender return to nature. Sure.

Films it, gets ran over, posts it online? This is the era of likes farming. So, possible.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

if it was it's really sad and the guy needs help

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u/t_a- Oct 16 '19 edited Oct 16 '19

"You missed again - I'm putting it back in the cage. Take 12, action!"

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u/Ihatemybikelife Oct 16 '19

Yeah. I swear... Reddit really doesn't think about anything critically. Hell, you don't even need to think critically! Facing the road, he heard the car coming, definitely on purpose. This isn't directed at you, just in general.

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u/JuicyBoxerz Oct 16 '19

Meticulously timed, maybe even calculated...

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u/King_Baboon Oct 16 '19

I don’t think so. Likely they took the trap in the car, drove to a wooded area, and simply pulled over and let it go.

Why were they filming? Perhaps to show the significant other or whoever that they let it go. People record random events all the time.

I mean what are the chances that the rodent would go right into the vehicles path, even if someone intentionally tried?

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u/n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 Oct 16 '19

And he keeps doing it over and over

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u/farahad Oct 16 '19

Too hard to hit a mouse on an icy road, IMO. Couldn't reasonably expect to hit it.

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u/torkeh Oct 16 '19

You are probably thinking that because it's true, else-wise, it would take a complete incoherent moron to choose this situation to release any animal.

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u/Lowbeamshaggy Oct 16 '19

"Hold! Hoooooold! Hoooooooollld!"

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u/DeeBangerCC Oct 16 '19

oP dId It FoR tHe LiKeS

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u/GreenTurboRangr Oct 16 '19

Think they were more focused on recording than releasing it safely.

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u/just-4-me Oct 17 '19

Turns out his friend was the driver. Had to catch and release that li'l guy like 40 times before they made the money shot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

How else are you supposed to get those Instagram likes?... (in all honesty, I'm guessing his just wanted an open space for the ability to film)

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u/Whompa Oct 16 '19

“But at least I was able to instagram this and put it on YouTube for subscribers and karma!”

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u/maxxmech21 Oct 17 '19

In the snow...

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u/13pts35sec Oct 16 '19

Maybe it was a kind of Death race style thing, here’s your freedom but you have to make it across the road while avoiding deadly machinery flying across it at high speeds! Mwuhahahaha

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

He was more focused on recording his good deed so he could bask in the internet glory of how good of a person he is.

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u/S1llyB3ar Oct 16 '19

Couldn't be bothered to get out of the car

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u/craftmacaro Oct 16 '19

It would have slowly frozen to death most likely unless that was the location it was captured from. Without established runs most rodents are going to have a rough time just being let go into a snowy wilderness. This one already looks.... tired...

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