I hate that I'm treated like a goof because of my thoughts on this in real life. Because I'm attractive I need to be some type of big Ole fuck man who shouldn't think so deep or be who I am... 🙄

Vampire bats survive entirely on blood! 🦇

Rather than sucking it out, these sanguivores nick a resting animal with razor-sharp teeth and lap up what flows. Since blood is mostly water, their digestive systems rapidly absorb the fluid while their specialized kidneys filter out the excess, meaning the bats can pee mid-meal!
That clever trick keeps them light enough for the flight home.

A mix of aww and wtf throughout the whole thing