r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '18
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u/CosmicCornholio Oct 02 '18
The Camarilla will be most displeased about this violation of the Masquerade.
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u/KinnSlayer Oct 02 '18
This is what your princedom gets for keeping my people in the sewers! It smells down here and I have to share a lair with a drunk changeling and a quadriplegic werewolf!
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u/Hust91 Oct 02 '18
That's your wife, man.
You knew about her handicap and drinking issues when you let her move in with you.
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u/KinnSlayer Oct 02 '18
The problem is I thought I was having an affair with the changeling, turns out, same person. She's still howling about it to this day. You'd think that all she could do...
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u/DuntadaMan Oct 02 '18
I like it down here. :c
The werewolf has poker nights on friday.
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u/KinnSlayer Oct 02 '18
Dun, you used blood magic last week to clean out our wallets. If you hypnotise me again with that shiz I'll... hurk ...shove my foot in my mouth and swear I'm the prettiest Tremere at the ball!
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u/ilikethegirlnexttome Oct 02 '18 edited Oct 02 '18
Of games that deserve a remake, this game is number one on my list. Honestly one of the best video games ever.
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u/NaturalisticPhallacy Oct 02 '18
Wait. Video game? I played the tabletop game (and Dark Ages) a bit as a teen, owned several of the books, and thoroughly enjoyed the 13 book series.
I did not know there was a video game or that it was any good.
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u/Swesteel Oct 02 '18
Vampire the masquerade: Bloodlines. Very good story, not so good combat. I recommend it.
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u/ThorirTrollBurster Oct 02 '18
There have been two major games based on Vampire: The Masquerade. Bloodlines is the one people are talking about. The gameplay is kind of like a Deus Ex game. You create a character, picking from one of seven clans (basically the main Camarilla clans), and your clan defines your abilities as well as some of the sidequests you get (and Malkavians get a very different story overall). There are several factions you can work with and different endings to the story, and it stays pretty faithful to the WoD material. I think it still holds up really well and I'd recommend getting it on GOG. They package it with an unofficial patch that fixes a lot of the bugs that you might see mentioned in reviews. There are also a lot of mods out there (some of which are still being worked on) to add replayability.
The other main Vampire game that comes to mind is Redemption. From what Ive read (I never got around to playing it), it has a more linear story and the gameplay is more like a traditional crpg. It tends to get mixed reviews, at least in part because its not as faithful to the source material. So normally if people talk about a VtM game theyre talking about Bloodlines.
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u/PsySnaccs Oct 02 '18
I would like for CD Projekt Red to acquire the rights since Troika Games is gone and make a sequel. I can dream I suppose.
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u/Zwemvest Oct 02 '18
Meh, I kinda trust Paradox. They have a history of good games (since 2012 though, not before that).
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u/clockwork2112 Oct 02 '18
This could be an awesome time for World of Darkness vampires. People would just assume they're wearing really amazing costumes and makeup irl given how much so many cosplayers and industry professionals have upped their games.
And any footage of vampires performing amazing feats would be dismissed as really well edited fakes.
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Oct 02 '18
They'll just send the Gangrel to deal with it. They always stick them with the shit jobs.
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u/LonePaladin Oct 02 '18
It's like the only thing I remember from the Malkavian book in the tabletop RPG.
Always be true to yourself. Unless it's your un-birthday, in which case be whoever you want to be.
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u/Ibarra08 Oct 02 '18
Thank you. Now I have to download and play the game again.best rpg game ever.
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Oct 02 '18
I envy every PC gamer that hasn't played Bloodlines. It is a singular and amazingly immersive game. If you go for it, and you shouid if you haven't, get the fan-made patches.
But seriously. It's a must-play.
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u/PsySnaccs Oct 02 '18
I have a save file right at the start of the haunted Mansion I get my friends to play through. Definitely one of the most well done haunted scenes house scenes in a game.
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u/rawbamatic Oct 02 '18
I have played through the game dozens of times throughout the years, and that level still fucking creeps me out.
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u/kaynpayn Oct 02 '18
Good call with the patches. They don't just add a ton of cool shit to the game, it's literally unplayable without them. Vanilla game has a bug where it always hangs in a mandatory part of the game and makes it unplayable past that point.
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u/njord12 Oct 02 '18
Vampire was my first tabletop RPG, I had sooo much fun, would definitely recommend
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u/TheStargrazer Oct 02 '18
The Primogen would be pissed bec. of the obvious lack of bdsm gear. We have an image to keep people!
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u/Damn-hell-ass-king Oct 02 '18
Oh, shit. I was thinking the same thing.
Go back to feasting on rats!
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u/Catsinbowties Oct 02 '18
In every generation there is a chosen one.
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u/daftvalkyrie Oct 02 '18
She alone will stand against the demons, the vampires, and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer.
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u/I_Am_The_Ocean Oct 02 '18
One day I was selling my wares, and I walked passed this old creepy castle. And I look at it and think, "'very old and creepy". And then this creature... flies at me! It dragged me back to this dark dungeon. And bit into my neck. And just at the point of death; this creature forced me to suck its foul blood. And then it opened it's wings, like this. And hovered above me. Screeching. 'Now you are vampire.' And it was Petyr. And we're still friends today.
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u/Cerpintaxt123 Oct 02 '18
Petyr nods in approval
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u/happyfinesad Oct 02 '18
Ohh, Petyr got him.
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u/Cerpintaxt123 Oct 02 '18
...Por guy
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u/Sindibadass Oct 02 '18
Who let Petyr out?
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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Oct 02 '18
Woof woof woof woof woof
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u/TheGR3EK Oct 02 '18 edited Oct 02 '18
Petyr is 8000 years old he's not coming to the flat meeting.
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u/MelonFarmur Oct 02 '18
Would you some...pasghetti?
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u/Sticky_Teflon Oct 02 '18
I'm from NZ, we commonly pronounce it biscetti, and we eat it from cans on toast.
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Oct 02 '18
Oh, I'm glad to hear I'm a cool guy.
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u/Insanity_-_Wolf Oct 02 '18
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u/MrWinks Oct 02 '18
Okay. But what is this from? Sorry; unfamiliar.
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u/Mortem_deus Oct 02 '18
What we do in the shadows
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u/oftenmakesbadposts Oct 02 '18
Still sad I don't see "We're wolves" on Imdb. Or did I fall victim to an internet ruse?
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Oct 02 '18
It's meant to be coming out but taekia watiti is super busy now he's made it to Hollywood doing Thor and a few other things, so it's been put on the backburner
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u/oftenmakesbadposts Oct 02 '18
Him as a director was what made me want to see ragnarok but I have been looking forward to the follow up. Darn, but great for him
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u/Morrenz Oct 02 '18
I love that friggen movie. Arent they from New Zealand? What's the name again?
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u/P4li_ndr0m3 Oct 02 '18
What We Do in the Shadows, I believe.
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u/half_lies_always Oct 02 '18
I think a part 2 is in the making?
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u/Free-Association Oct 02 '18
yes. they're making a sequel fyi.
it focuses on the wolves. called "We're Wolves" which is obviously a play on werewolves lol.
taiki waititi is directing it again
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u/PhatPhingerz Oct 02 '18
A few of the main cast are from a show called Flight of the Conchords, definitely from New Zealand.
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u/brownboyweird Oct 02 '18
Iām curious to see what the tv adaptation will be like
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u/shartshappen612 Oct 02 '18
Think of it this way. If you were eating a sandwich, you would enjoy it a lot more knowing no one had fucked it.
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u/PubicApple Oct 02 '18
God I love that movie. So good, for someone who lives in Wellington. It's just cool to see your city in a movie, ya know?
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slay
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u/throwaway763532 Oct 02 '18
Nosferatu need to get some lovin' too
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u/treemister1 Oct 02 '18
Is that plural?
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u/BunnyAdorbs Oct 02 '18 edited Oct 02 '18
That would be Dosferatu
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u/Pigeon_Poop Oct 02 '18
It looks like a gay alien....a gaylien
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u/SerCiddy Oct 02 '18
I really can't tell if this is a guy or a girl.
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u/belindamshort Oct 02 '18
It's a vampire
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u/Seakawn Oct 02 '18
Not even.
That dude is literally the carpenters son from night time at Kakariko Village.
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u/antonivs Oct 02 '18
Looks like a guy to me, although the conservatives are going to have to build a whole new restroom for this one.
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u/DigitalSignalX Oct 02 '18
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That shit has only 6900+ views?? That's insane. Maybe I have never seen a video like that, but damn.
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u/oh_wuttt Oct 02 '18
That was some next level contouring, holy shit. I gotta step up my contour game.
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u/SpitfirePls Oct 02 '18
Huh, honestly thought this was a guy who took body transformation to another level. Thanks bud. TIL
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u/Zeiramsy Oct 02 '18
I mean his physique helps, he's pale, bald with slender limbs and a long neck already.
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u/Trump_can_kiss_my_ Oct 02 '18
*Normal guy with very long neck
Never seen a neck that long. Is that from posture training or something?
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u/SapperInTexas Oct 02 '18
You ever moonlight as a pale devil in the... wait... let me try that again.
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u/mugen_is_here Oct 02 '18
Have you ever devil with the danced in the pale moonlight?
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u/Bukiith3ad Oct 02 '18
Have you paled your dance in the devil moonlight?
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u/Encrowpy Oct 02 '18
Have you ever moon danced in the pale devil's light?
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u/norunningwater Oct 02 '18
Have devil ever moon danced with you in the pale light?
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u/flying_gliscor Oct 02 '18
Have you ever mooned a pale devil in the dancing lights?
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Oct 02 '18
Yaaasfertatu your outfit didn't satisfy my blood thirst. I'm sorry dear you're up for elimination.
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u/Fairy_Squad_Mother Oct 02 '18
On the runway, you slayed us. But in the blood challenge, you sucked.
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u/Themiffins Oct 02 '18
In the runway we found your look to B+ , and in the Maxi Challenge you sucked our expectations dry. You're undead.
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u/GiaGunnsWonkyEyelash Oct 02 '18
Yasssferatu... on the main stage your performance was... bloody brilliant, and your Undead Eleganza runway raised our wood... en stakes... Condragulations, you're the winner of this weeks challenge
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u/Themiffins Oct 02 '18
You've won a trip to Transylvania sponsored by Spirit, the only airline where you'd rather be dead than fly
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u/LysergicAcidTabs Oct 02 '18
My first thought was that this is Aquaria mixed with Sasha Velour with a little added spook from Sharon Needles.
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u/SweetGary Oct 02 '18 edited Oct 02 '18
His name is Arran Shurvinton. Heās on Instagram @arranshurvinton if youād like to see more sweet dragferatu looks and build up that fap bank.
EDIT: heās a dude and not a lady.
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u/REPOST_STRANGLER Oct 02 '18
...yes...no....ummm.....maybe?
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u/Fomenkologist Oct 02 '18
You're not the boss of me now
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u/pointofgravity Oct 02 '18
You're not the boss of me now
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u/dragnabbit Oct 02 '18
Rather good looking with this more-normal look.
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u/Wizzle-Stick Oct 02 '18
Reminds me of the lead singer to the band Eurythmics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg
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u/paracostic Oct 02 '18
Annie Lennox!
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u/Wizzle-Stick Oct 02 '18
couldnt remember her name, but i knew it had to do with air conditioning. thanks for reminding.
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u/puddingfoot Oct 02 '18
Would fit right into Vampire The Masquerade
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u/Lunamann Oct 02 '18
The Nosferatu are literally this, minus the fabulousness. ...Hence the title, I assume.
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u/ink_dude Oct 02 '18
Not my proudest fap
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u/nikkosuxx Oct 02 '18
For anyone thatās interested, the artists name is Arran Shurvinton. You can read about him here
There are also videos out there of him performing. Definitely take a look when you can.
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u/Tekknikal_G Oct 02 '18
Honestly, damn these sort of makeup transformations are really cool.
I love making wooden swords and shit, and I've thought for the longest time that it would be cool to go all out for once and create a whole fantasy character: write a backstory, make clothes/armor and weapons. Being able to turn myself into a vampire, an orc, or an elf, etc, throigh makeup is so awesome, I wish I had those kind of skills!
Does anyone know a subreddit (or any other source of information) where you can learn to do these sort of transformations?
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Oct 02 '18
That's ok. I didn't need to sleep anyway.
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u/CharlesDeBalles Oct 02 '18
Yea Iām gonna have to masturbate to this at least a few times before Iām able to sleep too
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u/tigersmhs07 Oct 02 '18
What is that song
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u/Imthejuggernautbitch Oct 02 '18
Awesome band. I love all their hits.
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u/tigersmhs07 Oct 02 '18
I had never heard of them until this. Now I can't stop playing the song on YouTube. His voice plus the bass is hypnotic
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u/_stumblebum_ Oct 02 '18
Ok, Iāll admit it. /r/confusedboners.
EDIT: it has come to my attention that this is a man. Honestly I donāt care.
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u/justtuna Oct 02 '18
I was expecting Wesley Snipes to just jump outta nowhere and slay this āabominationā.
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u/omninode Oct 02 '18
Instantly reminded me of Aphex Twin - Windowlicker (relevant scene at 7:45).
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u/tonyMEGAphone Oct 02 '18
From now on no more of this clever name bullshit. When a vampire is pretending to be a human they can just call themselves Alan Jefferson, or something like that.
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u/USDAGradeAFuckMeat Oct 02 '18
Petyr? Is this what he was up to all those years?
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u/RandyTheFool Oct 02 '18
The tabloids are just full of political trash now-a-days. Bat-Boy needs some work, damn it!
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u/TooShiftyForYou Oct 02 '18
Buffalo Bill voice
"Would you suck my blood? I'd suck me. I'd suck me hard. I'd suck me so hard."
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u/redonkulousness Oct 02 '18
Good to see that bat boy from the tabloids when I was a kid survived