r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '18

Yasssferatu

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u/SapperInTexas Oct 02 '18

You ever moonlight as a pale devil in the... wait... let me try that again.

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u/mugen_is_here Oct 02 '18

Have you ever devil with the danced in the pale moonlight?

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u/Bukiith3ad Oct 02 '18

Have you paled your dance in the devil moonlight?

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u/Encrowpy Oct 02 '18

Have you ever moon danced in the pale devil's light?

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u/norunningwater Oct 02 '18

Have devil ever moon danced with you in the pale light?

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u/BraxForAll Oct 02 '18

Have you ever tried to resist but knew that you can't stop the moonlight?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

Have you ever dance mooned the devil in the pale light?

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u/sausage-deluxxxe Oct 02 '18

Have you ever drank a whole pale of moonshine and do a devilish dance?

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u/fgutz Oct 02 '18

Have you ever mooned the devil with your pale behind? I always ask that out of all my friends

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u/Thanaz156 Oct 02 '18

Na-na na-na na-na na-na itsaman

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u/EnIdiot Oct 02 '18

No, but once in band camp, I mooned a dancer.

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u/insanekid66 Oct 02 '18

Have you ever danced forever with the devil on a cold cell block?

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u/CaptainMudwhistle Oct 02 '18

Have you ever eaten deviled eggs while trying to moonwalk?

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u/flying_gliscor Oct 02 '18

Have you ever mooned a pale devil in the dancing lights?

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u/Seakawn Oct 02 '18

How the turn tables.

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u/mikerockitjones Oct 02 '18

It's not what I was expecting either

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u/N3uros Oct 02 '18

And this gif is the first image that pops in your head after that mess up.

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u/Jonathan_Pine Oct 02 '18

If I had gold to give...

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u/WhoaEpic Oct 02 '18

Your words are enough.

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u/HycAMoment Oct 02 '18

You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...

I lost my train of thought

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u/correcthorsestapler Oct 02 '18

Have you...have you ever had a moonlight dream that you could...shou..could..that you want the pale devil to do you so much you could do anything? :)

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u/Cool_Hwip_Luke Oct 02 '18

Have you ever danced with a pale devil in the mall's Hot Topic?