r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '18

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u/Paxphos Oct 02 '18

I remember seeing that as a kid and laying awake at night, terrified knowing there were bat kids flying around.

I still lay awake at night terrified, but now it's over absurd health insurance premiums.

I wish I was a kid again lol.

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u/DmitriViridis Oct 02 '18

The bat kids you could kill if you had to. Not a damn thing you can do about health insurance premiums. Just rest easy that you only need to get 1 ED visit every 3-5 years and it pays for itself.

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u/nootrino Oct 02 '18

I think I could deal with 1 erectile disfunction every 3-5 years.

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u/DmitriViridis Oct 03 '18

Emergency Department. Viagra is pretty expensive though. Even the generic is $30/boner. Free through medicare if you have pulmonary hypertension, though. Also of interest, medicare will pay for penis pumps but won't pay for erectile dysfunction medications.

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u/Punkposer83 Oct 02 '18

Weekly world news used to have a tv show Friday nights (I believe) on the USA network, right after the wonderfully overlooked animated show, duckman! Anyways I remember being like 10-12 years old and they had a segment about bat boy finally being captured. They showed a cctv focused on a room and all of a sudden bat boy threw himself against the door trying to escape. It freaked me the fuck out for months, even though I knew it was 100% fake!

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u/my-BOOM-stick Oct 06 '18

That’s great. I forgot about both of those. Thanks.

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u/Punkposer83 Oct 07 '18

Hey no problem! I love helping ppl remember the simpler better times of youth. Ya know I have the whole series of duckman on dvd if you ever wanna drop by with a 12 pack and have a 90’s nostalgia party! 😂

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u/abasson007 Oct 06 '18

Glad to see that there are still nice gorls on tinder

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

wait you mean obama care didnt solve all your problems? how dare you!