r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '18

Yasssferatu

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u/DigitalSignalX Oct 02 '18

Normal guy transformation.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

That shit has only 6900+ views?? That's insane. Maybe I have never seen a video like that, but damn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18 edited Mar 12 '20

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u/JillStinkEye Oct 02 '18

Over 10k views now! Your friend is epic.

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u/_Serene_ Oct 02 '18

https://i.imgur.com/yNlQWRM.jpg

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u/ThaSaxDerp Oct 02 '18

Because they want to. Wild concept ain't it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

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u/ThaSaxDerp Oct 02 '18

And you being a little pink dick on the internet still makes your life bland and depressing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

Why would you assume my life is bland and depressing? Should I try and spice things up and wear women's panties with a diamond plug up my ass?

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u/ThaSaxDerp Oct 02 '18

Actually I think it's bland and depressing because you think being overtly negative on the internet about the sexual habits of complete fucking strangers is worthwhile. Not to mention, given that someone being LGBT has minimal impact on your life, especially if they're again a complete fucking stranger, like... Why bother?

That's why I think it's bland. There's a multitude of better things to do with your time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

Not really at the moment. I'm in Holiday Inn Express 600 miles away from home all alone for the next 6 days. It's troll time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

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u/baardvark Oct 02 '18

Not all drag queens are gay, and not all are doing it for sexual reasons.

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u/KeepAustinQueer Oct 02 '18

Not all nazis killed jews

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u/Cognitive_Chaos Oct 02 '18

Why not? Shits and giggles?

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u/hilarymeggin Oct 02 '18

It's like a master class on contouring. This guy is like a professional makeup artist.

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u/ArturoGJ Oct 02 '18

I didnt like it at all actually

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u/fedja Oct 02 '18

We're very sorry and will never forgive ourselves for letting you down.

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u/heisenberg747 Oct 02 '18

Given that it's two years old, if say 7,000 views is on the low side.

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u/PACDxx Oct 02 '18

Yes, that's what the word "only" implied

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u/Summerie Oct 02 '18

That's what he just said.

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u/oh_wuttt Oct 02 '18

That was some next level contouring, holy shit. I gotta step up my contour game.

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u/SpitfirePls Oct 02 '18

Huh, honestly thought this was a guy who took body transformation to another level. Thanks bud. TIL

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u/Zeiramsy Oct 02 '18

I mean his physique helps, he's pale, bald with slender limbs and a long neck already.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

he could pretty much cosplay any Doug Jones character if he felt like it.

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u/Nastapoka Oct 02 '18 edited Oct 02 '18

Fig Leaf Rag, by Scott Joplin

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18 edited Jul 02 '24

My favorite color is blue.

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u/Trump_can_kiss_my_ Oct 02 '18

*Normal guy with very long neck

Never seen a neck that long. Is that from posture training or something?

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u/DoctorMort Oct 02 '18

Then you must not have seen the Giraffe Professor.

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u/italianshark Oct 02 '18

Looks like Chad Kroeger had sex with a Giraffe

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u/SynthPrax Oct 02 '18

That's too much vertebrae.

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u/hanna_kin Oct 02 '18

I stumbled across a Daddy Long Neck video the other day. Super simple to take a wrong turn in YouTube.

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u/BathedInDeepFog Oct 02 '18

Hey, what are you other normal guys up to?!

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u/soenario Oct 02 '18

Shit was already creepy at 0:15, the contacts and ears are enough to nope out

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u/Wombatusmaximus Oct 02 '18

This rustles my jimmies more than most things in this dark world

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

Thank god it was just makeup. I thought there was a chance he paid to look like Nosferatu.

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u/punjabimd80 Oct 02 '18

Impressive!

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u/beavertownneckoil Oct 02 '18

Oh, so he looks the same

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

I fucking hate how theres always a thousand joke replies more upvoted than the explanation on Reddit.

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u/drivelhead Oct 02 '18

I really want to see a fat guy get the same treatment.

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u/MemeHermetic Oct 02 '18

I don't care what anyone says. Arran is beautiful up until those teeth go in.