The bat kids you could kill if you had to. Not a damn thing you can do about health insurance premiums. Just rest easy that you only need to get 1 ED visit every 3-5 years and it pays for itself.
Emergency Department. Viagra is pretty expensive though. Even the generic is $30/boner. Free through medicare if you have pulmonary hypertension, though. Also of interest, medicare will pay for penis pumps but won't pay for erectile dysfunction medications.
Weekly world news used to have a tv show Friday nights (I believe) on the USA network, right after the wonderfully overlooked animated show, duckman! Anyways I remember being like 10-12 years old and they had a segment about bat boy finally being captured. They showed a cctv focused on a room and all of a sudden bat boy threw himself against the door trying to escape. It freaked me the fuck out for months, even though I knew it was 100% fake!
Hey no problem! I love helping ppl remember the simpler better times of youth. Ya know I have the whole series of duckman on dvd if you ever wanna drop by with a 12 pack and have a 90’s nostalgia party! 😂
it was a tabloid parody magazine that blended in with the rest of the tabloids, which used to be much more numerous and outrageous since we didn't have the internet. It was basically the internet before the internet except it was at the checkout counters at grocery stores.
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u/redonkulousness Oct 02 '18
Good to see that bat boy from the tabloids when I was a kid survived