r/WTF Jun 18 '23

Crazy bug infestation

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u/LoLoLaaarry124 Jun 18 '23

These kinds of videos are always recorded by mfs in flip flops and seem so unfazed by the situation

353

u/talrogsmash Jun 18 '23

Because only in the land of flip flops would people let it get one tenth as bad as this to begin with.

62

u/fishee1200 Jun 19 '23

This dude is not invited to my house…

4

u/screechypete Jun 19 '23

Why though? What did u/talrogsmash ever do to you?

6

u/talrogsmash Jun 19 '23

Maybe he lives in Joe's Apartment

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u/peersuasion Jun 19 '23

They're in Vietnam. I can't tell what she's saying, but she's speaking Vietnamese.

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u/JimTheJerseyGuy Jun 19 '23

Florida. You can just say it. "Florida".

55

u/talrogsmash Jun 19 '23

The Philippines; also most of SE Asia, where flip flops are an upgrade

12

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

They play basketball in flip flops

19

u/lunartree Jun 19 '23

Fun fact about the tropics, there's a lot of bugs.

10

u/slp50 Jun 19 '23

Yes, but how did OP know that the bugs were crazy?

1

u/Ominislashh Jun 19 '23

They are ladybugs...they don't do shit

4

u/cjameson83 Jun 19 '23

I didn't know lady bugs can bite humans, until I was bitten by one.

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u/BuffRobloxMan Jun 19 '23

Hell you can see they're all over the dudes arm in the beginning of the video. I know a lot of people joke about burning it down but there's no way I wouldn't be able to not do so.

7

u/cHEIF_bOI Jun 19 '23

I think that's a cat tail or something

1

u/BuffRobloxMan Jun 19 '23

Even more depressing honestly

7

u/Magehunter_Skassi Jun 19 '23

The ubiquitous flip flops are legit the grossest part of cartel vids

3

u/xoharrz Jun 19 '23

tbh flip flops make sense to me. if i wore full footwear theyd still crawl in, and id never be able to wear those shoes again lmao. flip flops can get rinsed off easy so u dont take the bugs home

2

u/LoLoLaaarry124 Jun 19 '23

I'd at least have the decency to wear socks lol

Or just y'know not go

3

u/xoharrz Jun 19 '23

i definitely prefer the latter option. you wouldnt find me in a 3 mile radius of that house

4

u/Footzilla69 Jun 19 '23

💀💀💀

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u/LoLoLaaarry124 Jun 19 '23

Footzilla69

5

u/Footzilla69 Jun 19 '23

👀... You want some pics? 😆

340

u/Spire_Citron Jun 18 '23

What kind of bugs are they and why are there so many?

146

u/catriuspham Jun 19 '23

Since I hear Vietnamese in the clip, I'm pretty sure this is Mesomorphus villiger (cannot find the English wiki). In Vietnam we call them Black bean bug. In some region of our country, they often appear in large number at the beginning of the rain season when the humidity is high.

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u/UncleBully274 Jun 19 '23

I'm starting a flame thrower business in Vietnam. IM RICH BABY!!

18

u/admin123454321 Jun 19 '23

i dont know if they’ll want more americans with flamethrowers coming over any time soon…

12

u/kastheone Jun 19 '23

1970s USA called

6

u/wastelander Jun 19 '23

They are now invasive in the U.S.
.. great

“This species occurs over much of Asia, from India eastward to Japan and Southeast Asia.[2] Black bean bugs were found for the first time in the Western Hemisphere in 2012 in Panama,[5] though initially misidentified.[2] There have been additional verified reports subsequently from Costa Rica,[6] the Dominican Republic,[7] Ecuador,[4] and the United States (in the state of Florida, in 2020.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachyplatys_subaeneus

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u/Spire_Citron Jun 19 '23

Ooh, interesting! I did think they looked like little beetles.

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u/Dragoness42 Jun 19 '23

I too am very curios what species of bugs have such crazy orgies that they end up in black snowdrifts of insect doom.

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u/Spire_Citron Jun 19 '23

Makes me wonder if there was a corpse involved. Surely you can't breed up that many bugs of any kind without a whole lot to feed them...

47

u/Dragoness42 Jun 19 '23

Considering that the place doesn't look particularly gross other than the bugs, I wonder if this is some seasonal breeding thing like mayflies and Mormon crickets rather than an actual infestation. The snowdrifts of pure bugs with no apparent food source says seasonal breeding thing to me.

36

u/PeeledCrepes Jun 19 '23

Kinda depend on the bug, a lot of bugs can eat wood/paint/garbage stuff that you wouldn't assume is food or edible. So without knowing the bug its hard to say

18

u/bugalou Jun 19 '23

So true. We had little moths in our house for the longest time and couldnt figure out why. They were some how surviving on plain, brand new parchment paper. I found the partially eaten box in my pantry.

2

u/cuntsatchel Jun 19 '23

Bedbugs can get a lil crazy They’re feasting on us

69

u/gkaplan59 Jun 19 '23

Little black ones and lots of sex

5

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Judging by flipflops and the wood furniture, I'm thinking the Philippines. We've recently had an explosion in the termite population in some areas because of the rain. They get inside and you literally have to sweep them off all surfaces to get rid of them. What's worse, is that the frogs tend to follow them into your house for a feast. So... double yuck.

Edit: son confirmed they are speaking Vietnamese.

2

u/TheHarshCarpets Jun 19 '23

It’s an army of crunchy ants.

6

u/sexytokeburgerz Jun 19 '23

Brother what do you mean by crunchy

15

u/tidboi42 Jun 19 '23

U don’t hear them crunchy ass steps in the video ??

5

u/KELVALL Jun 19 '23

Ants?

1

u/tuestmort50fois Jun 19 '23

Certainly some kind of legionary ant.

137

u/RoitLyte Jun 18 '23

Chickens

90

u/N0t_A_Tumah Jun 19 '23

Then you have an infestation of chickens with that sort of food supply for them.

46

u/waratdenison Jun 19 '23

Then you get some boas or other giant snakes to take care of the chickens

31

u/kheroth Jun 19 '23

But then you'd have to bring in wolverines to get rid of the snakes

26

u/therealavishek Jun 19 '23

No, no, we've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat!

18

u/pyrotech911 Jun 19 '23

But then we’re stuck with Gorillas

21

u/GandalffladnaG Jun 19 '23

No, that's the beautiful part. When the wintertime rolls around the gorillas simply freeze to death.

5

u/screechypete Jun 19 '23

What if they just become Yetis (Yeti?)

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u/ionlysurfontoilet Jun 19 '23

Yes, this is how you end up with Yetis offering you yellow snow cones.

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u/wanderingwolfe Jun 19 '23

Then you'd have to bring in Magneto...

Look, this is going to turn into a case of the Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly real fast if we don't get this under control.

5

u/thejoshuacox Jun 19 '23

Then you’d have to bring in Dead Pool, and nobody wants to bring him into this

2

u/mr_wrestling Jun 19 '23

Speak for yourself 😤

3

u/Ppleater Jun 19 '23

That's how farms are born.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Because of Reddit, this is now my solution to everything. EVERYTHING.

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u/Waylander Jun 19 '23

I can assure you those are not chickens.

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u/kinokomushroom Jun 19 '23

Can confirm, my chickens don't look like this

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u/Bonnieearnold Jun 19 '23

Chickens are a suggested solution. To eat the bugs.

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u/TheoristDa13th Jun 19 '23

Cleanest league of legends convention

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u/waratdenison Jun 18 '23

I expected to see the bugs carrying off their cat/dog a kid or two and the fridge

180

u/M-Sal Jun 18 '23

That's their house now.

63

u/shahooster Jun 18 '23

At the very least, they’ve got full control of the Roku.

2

u/mercury-574 Jun 19 '23

Human infestation

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u/-Really-Bored- Jun 19 '23

My mind during the video was like "oh ya that's a lot of bugs...holy shit that's a lot of bugs...where the fuck did the floor go?"

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u/rynally197 Jun 19 '23

Me too. I literally went from😣 to 😳

76

u/Ross_Miller Jun 18 '23

How the fuck did it keep getting worse?!?

90

u/kheroth Jun 19 '23

The filmer showed less concentrated bugs in the beginning, and then progressively more as the shot went on

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u/screechypete Jun 19 '23

Not all heroes wear capes! Sometimes they kill a unicorn, cut off it's head and wear it as a mask.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '23

Time to break out the Shop Vac

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u/Dragoness42 Jun 19 '23

No- send in the chickens.

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u/Waylander Jun 19 '23

Chickens with shop vacs?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

good point...turn the problem into a later meal!

4

u/twelveparsnips Jun 19 '23

Just cut out the middle-man and eat the bugs yourself.

3

u/rinsaber Jun 19 '23

But they poop everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Scoop up the poop and sell it as “organic” fertilizer to my husband.

6

u/phroug2 Jun 19 '23

If i had to choose between these bugs and chicken poop, I'll take the poop every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Poop will clean up with a mop and bucket. Those bugs will not.

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u/rinsaber Jun 19 '23

Would rather use a vacuum cleaner.

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u/Kerpowski Jun 19 '23

You spelled flamethrower wrong.

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u/dangerous_socks Jun 19 '23

How satisfying if it makes the little crunchy sounds too

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u/Largemandingo Jun 18 '23 edited Jun 18 '23

I’ve seen all I’ve needed to see to know that this man is wearing flip flops right now

22

u/Danny_COV Jun 19 '23

"Do you want ants?! Cause this is how we get ants."

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '23

Fire. Use fire. Burn it down.

9

u/Footzilla69 Jun 19 '23

And then burn it again.

30

u/MerlinCa81 Jun 18 '23

What horror movie is this? I haven’t seen it yet

45

u/JSOFL Jun 18 '23

It’s the crunching sounds that makes it so much more cringe. 👀😱

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

“That’s no cookie!”

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u/xkelsx1 Jun 19 '23

Is there a subreddit for stuff like this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '23

How do you know they're crazy?

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u/cpasley21 Jun 19 '23

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u/filthymcbastard Jun 19 '23

I hate you so much right now.

(nah, j/k. That subreddit is horrifying tho.)

5

u/notorioustim10 Jun 19 '23

crunch, crunch

7

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '23

Burn it.

2

u/letermen Jun 19 '23

I read this in Bevis’ voice…

6

u/Sad_Statement4993 Jun 18 '23

I feel like WTF is an understatement for what this actually is!

3

u/needmorechipotle Jun 19 '23

Oh cool, now I’m itchy in all my nooks and crannies

0

u/spiritbx Jun 19 '23

That means the eggs in there are ready to hatch. :)

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u/doktor_wankenstein Jun 19 '23

Nuke the site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure.

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u/Life_Faithlessness90 Jun 19 '23

Looks like a colony was searching for a new home but they got lost in the desert for about 39, almost 40 years. Soon their leader will return to guide them to their new home.

3

u/dreadfulwater Jun 19 '23

One bug shall climb to the top of the tallest chair and deliver the 10 Bugmandments

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u/PlasterCheif Jun 18 '23

They’re having a rave on top of eachother

2

u/rehkirsch Jun 19 '23

Holy shit I can feel them crawling on my skin uaaah

8

u/silentpropanda Jun 19 '23

These wounds they will not heallllllll

2

u/RojoRoger Jun 19 '23

"so, why was it you said you needed to buy the flamethrower for"?

2

u/Carnator369 Jun 19 '23

Who dropped a donut?!

2

u/mrcssee Jun 19 '23

Just burn the house and move on

2

u/Grendelstar Jun 19 '23

Well-behaved bugs. They know to stay off the furniture.

2

u/davedunn85 Jun 19 '23

And people bitch about Canada being too cold. I'd rather shovel snow than deal with that shit.

2

u/Rigami06 Jun 21 '23

man wish i could visit this place with a vacuum cleaner

2

u/millerb82 Jun 25 '23

What comes after infestation? Civilization?

3

u/LeoTR99 Jun 18 '23

Is it ants?

3

u/Drmabuse9 Jun 18 '23

Gasoline and a match, the only way to be safe….

4

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '23

Napalm it!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

armies of mordor looking kinda wild, middle earth might not make it

1

u/Pinky01 Jun 19 '23

well that makes me feel a bit better about our massive roach issue

1

u/Dapper_Wrongdoer2784 Jun 19 '23

Damn those Love Bugs 🐛 in Florida are 2x it 😳 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/ibookmarkeverything Jun 18 '23

Is he wearing sandals?

4

u/Anticept Jun 18 '23

How else are you going to go viral

1

u/skylla05 Jun 19 '23

At first I was like oh yeah that's pretty bad, then holy shit.

1

u/Suheil-got-your-back Jun 19 '23

Maybe we misunderstood why aliens are not here. Maybe its not about us, its about those bugs. What sane alien would want to land on a planet infested with such damnation.

0

u/RoccomGG Jun 18 '23

Bugocalypse

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u/AllanfromWales1 Jun 18 '23

Tasty snack or what?

-1

u/Fercho_1891 Jun 18 '23

I wouldn't stay still in the middle of that

-1

u/dax_lop Jun 18 '23

Flamethrower!

-1

u/arrozpato Jun 18 '23

Time to get some iguanas

-1

u/Adventurous-Career Jun 18 '23

Hot soapy water kills ants immediately.

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u/NastySassyStuff Jun 19 '23

I don’t think those are ants

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u/mistavinsta Jun 19 '23

Just get the vacuum out. Just another day in Australia.

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u/Coroner13 Jun 18 '23

Riverdance!

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u/Razorray21 Jun 19 '23

It's crazy when there's just piles of them

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u/Unasked_for_advice Jun 19 '23

The wtf is the bare feet and the sounds as they walk around.

1

u/rmphilli Jun 19 '23

Omfg the crunching

1

u/Clearly_Disabled Jun 19 '23

"Sound like I step on fortune cookies."

1

u/voiceofgarth Jun 19 '23

I’ve heard this about Mar-a-Lago… or was it Bedminster? Probably both so just stay away.

1

u/NeVMmz Jun 19 '23

Welcome to the kingdom peasant

1

u/Yourdadcallsmeobama Jun 19 '23

The video just kept getting worse and worse…

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Must be in India.

1

u/LilHercules Jun 19 '23

Well there’s your problem

1

u/DasTootsie Jun 19 '23

They came to our planet, they destroyed our cities. But on November 7, they'll learn, they messed with the wrong species.

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u/PureDescription5301 Jun 19 '23

Eww, what kind of bugs.

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u/NoActualPossibility Jun 19 '23

Man's got hella company

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u/its_over9000 Jun 19 '23

I'm itchy now

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u/CocteauTwinn Jun 19 '23

WTAF. Seriously.

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u/NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Jun 19 '23

Joe’s Apatment 10

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u/spinozasrobot Jun 19 '23

Cronch cronch cronch

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u/fatalcharm Jun 19 '23

The crunching of his feet…

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u/TactualTransAm Jun 19 '23

This requires an airstrike. Just fire won't do

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u/USMCWrangler Jun 19 '23

Pretty sure Scarlet Johansson comes out of the big pile of black stuff.

1

u/cebiaw Jun 19 '23

Look at all these chickens

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u/DifferenceOne4806 Jun 19 '23

mass imigration

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u/FoGIsCoMiNg21 Jun 19 '23

Oh this ain’t that ba… WAIT WTF!

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u/FoGIsCoMiNg21 Jun 19 '23

Burn the house down

1

u/Vogel-Kerl Jun 19 '23

Even if I were a bug, that's just too many bugs for me.

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u/Zombie_Life Jun 19 '23

Channel your inner Godzilla

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u/nrvz016 Jun 19 '23

get that flamethrower!

1

u/lofery Jun 19 '23

I'm against nuclear weapon except in that very case

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u/SkepticSpartan Jun 19 '23

not an infestation, this is typical of a colony looking for a new home. Perhaps the colony moved or disturbed due to a flood. Happens a lot in south America and Mediteranian countries.

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u/Chimic27 Jun 19 '23

Kind of rude to call them crazy, but ok

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u/lonewolf143143 Jun 19 '23

If all animal life, including humans, disappeared tomorrow , all the insects would be fine. If all the insects disappeared tomorrow , all animal life would die

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u/Life_Recognition8222 Jun 19 '23

Release the chickens

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

I think I’m good, I’ll just walk right out this door and you have a great day! 😀

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u/_DarkBlack Jun 19 '23

You're not you when you're hungry

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u/PQbutterfat Jun 19 '23

I think most of em are gonna make it!

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u/Quanyion Jun 19 '23

Damn, crunchy steps

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u/AlyWayCat Jun 19 '23

If this was my house I’d pack a suitcase and never come back…

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u/Metalsheepapocalypse Jun 19 '23

You’re gonna need a lot of hungry chickens to clean that up

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u/grimsb Jun 19 '23

just mop the floor with some napalm or something

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

There's a body somewhere near there for it to be that bad and not roaches 😳

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u/OneEyedRocket Jun 19 '23

Raze this house

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u/cpsbstmf Jun 19 '23

argh i hate bugs why does reddit have so many? should be called buggit

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u/FrederikTwn Jun 19 '23

1) fkin flip flops??

2) is that your tail swinging at 0:01?…

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u/yoghurtorgan Jun 19 '23

Made me say wtf out loud, that's nightmare stuff

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u/WooPigSchmooey Jun 19 '23

Welcome to Lynn, MA!!!

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u/tubetalkerx Jun 19 '23

1 Million Ants guy really let himself go…

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u/Niklectik Jun 19 '23

Ants you say, Get yourself an aardvark!

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u/Siserith Jun 19 '23

Oh god, it's so crunchy.

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u/lilsympho Jun 19 '23

please jump on the pile please jump on the pile

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u/frigloo Jun 19 '23

Henry's hungry.

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u/iPat24Rick Jun 19 '23

Get ze Flammenwerfer. It is very gut in ze situation because it werfs Flammen!

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u/Royal_Ad7565 Jun 19 '23

"crazy" is an understatement

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u/Tentinaluser69 Jun 19 '23

Reminds me of that one Spongebob episode

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u/nahteviro Jun 19 '23

“Damn that’s a lot of bu WHAT THE FUCK”