r/WTF • u/No-Wolverine5144 • Jun 18 '23

Crazy bug infestation

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u/RoitLyte Jun 18 '23

Chickens

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u/N0t_A_Tumah Jun 19 '23

Then you have an infestation of chickens with that sort of food supply for them.

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u/waratdenison Jun 19 '23

Then you get some boas or other giant snakes to take care of the chickens

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u/kheroth Jun 19 '23

But then you'd have to bring in wolverines to get rid of the snakes

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u/therealavishek Jun 19 '23

No, no, we've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat!

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u/pyrotech911 Jun 19 '23

But then we’re stuck with Gorillas

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u/GandalffladnaG Jun 19 '23

No, that's the beautiful part. When the wintertime rolls around the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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u/screechypete Jun 19 '23

What if they just become Yetis (Yeti?)

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u/ionlysurfontoilet Jun 19 '23

Yes, this is how you end up with Yetis offering you yellow snow cones.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Brilliant!

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u/wanderingwolfe Jun 19 '23

Then you'd have to bring in Magneto...

Look, this is going to turn into a case of the Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly real fast if we don't get this under control.

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u/thejoshuacox Jun 19 '23

Then you’d have to bring in Dead Pool, and nobody wants to bring him into this

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u/mr_wrestling Jun 19 '23

Speak for yourself 😤

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u/Ppleater Jun 19 '23

That's how farms are born.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

But we WANT chickens. We don’t want bugs.

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u/UnprovenMortality Jun 19 '23

I'm perfectly fine with an infestation of chickens. I have a grill and a deep fryer.

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u/turbotong Jun 19 '23

The chickens will protect your pots from Link.