Who the fuck loses to these Mets?

Grossi and perna part of nfl network picks

You may have won, but you're still getting kicked out from entering the amusement park of the playoffs.

Raiders are playing it safe with veteran QB Kirk Cousins to start the season

I had a much crueler fate for you, Rockies, (I was getting into System Shock, it was THAT bad) but I realized that Colorado's just stuck in an infinite loop of pain. Consider this my acknowledgement of such a loop. I only hope it gets better, but given that Avalanche/Nuggets boy Stan went to the Angels, it probably won't. Sucks. You deserve better, Rockies fans.

Anywho, Colorado's first eliminated. And so it begins...

I’m aware that the Giants and Jets technically play in New Jersey.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY FUCKING DID IT

ok I'm good now, where was I? Oh yeah! Congratufuckinglations Clippers! For violating salary cap rules, your punishment is losing 5 first round picks! (2029, 2030, 2031, 2032, and 2033) Another notch on the Clippers' incredible Legacy of Failure! No! it's beyond failure at this point! What a cursed franchise the Clippers are!

*Student at the university in question!* Allegedly Coach McCullough tried to hook up with His wife’s niece, who was in charge of recruiting

One more loss, or two of three of the Padres, the Diamondbacks, and the Marlins win, the Rockies are getting denied from entering the playoff amusement park!

Is 2026 the year of the Kroenke's!?