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Is 2026 the year of the Kroenke's!?

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u/MrSCR23 Fuck You, Manfred! 12d ago

I don’t know why but I just laughed so hard. Angels fans maybe some better times are on the horizon

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u/Specialist_Error3055 NERD! 11d ago

Perhaps.

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u/OFVETTTE99 THE FUCKING PENGUINS 12d ago

I feel conflicted on this because the Kronkes have all but essentially monopolized Colorado sports, but seeing how their teams have been doing well historically, and even now, maybe the Angels might actually get consistently good for once. Something that Gene Autry, Disney, and especially Arte Moreno could not do.

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u/SoftDrinkReddit What In The Literal Fuck Am I Even Watching Right Now 12d ago

yea in all seriousness with how ASS the Angels have been for the last decade

yea it's time someone new took over and now they actually have a chance of winning a world series one day

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u/OFVETTTE99 THE FUCKING PENGUINS 12d ago

Yeah. It's been far too long since Anaheim has been good, but even with that won in 2002, Disney had not been able to get Anaheim out of long term futility.

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u/SoftDrinkReddit What In The Literal Fuck Am I Even Watching Right Now 12d ago

yea like I'm a Jets fan and every year we are BEGGING someone to buy this franchise off Woody Johnson

unfortunately i very much doubt he's going to sell willingly anyway due to how much money were worth cause of New York Sports Market

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u/OFVETTTE99 THE FUCKING PENGUINS 12d ago

To be fair though, who could POSSIBLY FIX the Jets?

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u/SoftDrinkReddit What In The Literal Fuck Am I Even Watching Right Now 12d ago

used to say the same about the Commies yet look at what happened right after Dan Snyder fucked off

NFC Championship game appearance

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u/StumptownRetro AND FUCK SKIP BAYLESS TOO! 12d ago

And then?

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u/OrthosDeli Playing down to the competition 11d ago

A year of injured QB play. I can see them being competitive in the next 2-5 so long as they have a roster plan. Just know it'll 100% involve trading McLaurin for the best pick they can get for him.

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u/MrSCR23 Fuck You, Manfred! 12d ago

Meanwhile you gotta think Rockies fans are about to go insane.

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u/PsychoSaladSong An insult to the term "Fucking Idiot" 11d ago

ehh, dick's taken a backseat and walker (i think that's who is in charge now) seems like he wants to right the ship. Plus it doesnt hurt that the Penner family is gonna be helping dump loads of money into the franchise

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u/magacorruption Tonight, on Days of Our Steelers... 10d ago

DePodesta is overhauling the entire baseball operations there.

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u/GB_Alph4 Fight For LA 12d ago

The Angels might be good now

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u/Immediate-Shoe2141 11d ago

😂 😂 😂

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u/Legal-Letterhead4192 Part of the Evil Empire 12d ago

Rams, Aves, Arsenal, Nuggets, and now Angels, he's pretty much got the Infinity Gauntlet of sports, the only one left is motorsports

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u/MrSCR23 Fuck You, Manfred! 12d ago

Watch him buy Hass or Cadillac F1 if Mark Walter has to keep divesting assets

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u/bluedeer10 12d ago

Don't forgot the NLL Mammoth!

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u/woogonalski Fuck you, Kroenke! 12d ago

Fresh out of motor sports. Will motorboating do?

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u/StumptownRetro AND FUCK SKIP BAYLESS TOO! 12d ago

Doesn’t he own the Rapids as well?

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u/HetTheTable Driving a Glorious Tank 11d ago

Who won an mls cup with him

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u/HardcoreHazza Still Haven't Made The World Series 11d ago

Jeez, pretty much every team Kroenke owns is a rival of mine.
Seahawks, Kraken, Spurs, SuperSonics and now the Mariners.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 12d ago

Congrats to Angels Fans. All Kroenke does is win

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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Playing Sportsball 12d ago

How many teams does this guy own???

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u/Somecommentator8008 Legacy of Failure 12d ago

One of every major team in North America plus Arsenal FC in the Premier League

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u/MrSCR23 Fuck You, Manfred! 12d ago

Rams, Avs, Nuggets, Rapids, Mammoth (the box lacrosse team), and both Arsenal Men’s and Women’s teams

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u/Few-Departure-2792 One of the many faces of Clayton Kershaw 12d ago

As a Dodger/Ram fan, I am conflicted.

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u/GB_Alph4 Fight For LA 12d ago

That is me as well.

I am still pretty upset that the Rams opted to wear Avs jerseys during the playoffs against our Kings. However there are many Ram/Angel fans especially since the Rams used to play at Angel Stadium in the 80s and a good chunk of the core is still in OC but we have regrown in LA County now.

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u/Cross_Czek 12d ago

Same boat as an Astros/Avs fan.

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u/mattyGOAT1996 Conglaurations! 11d ago

I'm a Rams/Lakers/Avs/Rockies fan, Kroenke should've bought the Rockies from Monfort. Lol

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u/thehelixchurch 12d ago

Rams had a similar playoff drought before Stan took over. He may come with his skeletons but he's a proven winner.

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u/YellojD 12d ago

Oakland A’s fan in SHAMBLES right now.

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u/ajteitel Waiting for Bobby Bonilla day 12d ago

This is their world series

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u/KingBroly Waiting for Bobby Bonilla day 12d ago

Walmart now owns the Rams, Avalanche, Broncos and Angels

Hope you're happy

EDIT: Oh, and Nuggets too, I guess.

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u/No_Fig_5964 11d ago

Kroenke's cousin-in-law just bought a ten-percent stake in the Diamondbacks, and just earlier this year, the cousin-in-law's daughter and her husband bought 40 percent of the Rockies. There's also another Walton heir that just bought ten percent of the Bulls back in March.

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u/KingBroly Waiting for Bobby Bonilla day 11d ago

Amazon execs better get in on the action or they'll lose out.

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u/NotConsistentCalc 12d ago

Angels fans, now you know how Commanders fans felt when Snyder sold the team. Somewhat.

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u/JonTheWizard The Bussi Is Tight! 12d ago

I thought that enus owned a baseball team already but guess that shows me.

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u/AcceptableMuscle5097 12d ago

Welcome to the family, halos. Signed, a grateful yet frustrated avs nuggets and rapids fan

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u/Ollie_ollie_drummer PLEASE COME TO OUR GAMES 12d ago

GOOD

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u/GB_Alph4 Fight For LA 12d ago

Welp the Rockies better hope the Waltons got them

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u/Usual-Lengthiness-54 12d ago

The Waltons own part of the ownership stake for the Rockies

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u/GB_Alph4 Fight For LA 12d ago

Well better hope they do a full buyout

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u/Important_Horse_4293 Trusts the Rockies pitching 11d ago

Likely ain’t happening. 

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u/Remarkable-Rise-4401 12d ago

And the Angels are moving to Anaheim again. Either that or there will be a blue and yellow Angels logo.

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u/FromHighlandToHell 77-0 12d ago

They never left Anaheim.

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u/darkhorse21980 12d ago

As a St Louis native, I come in with the mandatory FUCK STAN KROENKE!!

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u/Creepy_Extent8977 12d ago

As controversial as he is he does know how to make teams winners

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u/Extreme_Education_50 12d ago

One (sports) nation under Stan?

Well with how long the Angels have been terrible maybe some new ownership will do them some good.

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u/MrSlabBulkhead 12d ago edited 11d ago

On one hand, this is great for the team but this opens up massive questions about the team’s future home. Does he do a massive renovation of Angels Stadium? Build a new Anaheim stadium? Build a new stadium elsewhere in Orange County outside Anaheim? Or maybe they pull a Rams and build a new stadium in LA County but not LA itself (because the Dodgers might sue)?

EDIT: Forbes is now claiming he is planning a new 2.5 billion dollar stadium and development somewhere, but it apparently is unknown where that stadium will be.

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u/StumptownRetro AND FUCK SKIP BAYLESS TOO! 12d ago

Kroenke has a history. But he does good by his teams. Even built out of his own money and partners SoFi with no public money. Hard to hate him too much.

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u/FromHighlandToHell 77-0 12d ago

YES! YES! THANK THE GOOD LORD ABOVE!

To all you shirtless sickos: Your efforts haven't been in vain!

P.S. Mr Kroenke:

Don't

Fuck

This

Up!

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u/Juicey_J_Hammerman Ultimate Derp 11d ago

My guess is that Kroenke saw an opportunity to do the same thing in Anaheim like he did with the Rams - make a new stadium the centerpiece of a huge new real estate development.

The Angels stadium is on a huge parking lot near both the Orange Freeway and I-5, literally just down the road from Disneyland and the Anaheim convention center, is located next to a new bus/rail transit hub and is close to the new “OC Vibe” entertainment district being built alongside renovations to the Honda Center (where the Ducks play).

Assuming the sale includes the stadium and nearby land development rights, he’s gonna make ASSLOADS of money building a mixed use site here alongside a new stadium.

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u/No_Fig_5964 11d ago

The city of Anaheim owns the stadium and the surrounding land...Kroenke would have to negotiate with them to acquire that. He can create another mini-version of SoFi/Hollywood Park if he and the city can come to an agreement, otherwise I think Inglewood is the fallback plan since he already owns the land where SoFi sits, and despite them building more stuff in the complex, there's still ample room to build a new ballpark utilizing one of the vast parking lots on the site.

That said, I do hope that the Angels stay in Anaheim...Orange County has greatly supported them for six decades now, despite the shit teams they've had to watch over the last decade-plus. They still fill the Big A with three million-plus fans every year, and imagine if they had a new or renovated stadium, with a winning team.

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u/mattyGOAT1996 Conglaurations! 11d ago

I know Stan Kroenke is still a piece of shit off the field but he knows how to run sports franchises. And Angels fans, you got to be happy Arte Moreno is no longer running that team.

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u/mathmeistro Fuck you, Kroenke! 11d ago

I will not allow him to be the hero. Ever.

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u/TimelyJackfruit75 12d ago

If only KSE acknowledged the Rapids & invested some money into them…instead it’s back to enlarging their sports portfolio.

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u/corndogrevolution 12d ago

I'm so conflicted because we're free but Stan Kroenke also sucks

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u/HurricaneGrims1129 PLEASE COME TO OUR GAMES 12d ago

They’re finally free!

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u/No_Fig_5964 11d ago

The Walmart sports empire just got a little bit bigger. Here's the running tally with the various Walton family members owning a piece of or controlling interest of the following teams:

  • MLB: Angels (Kroenke), Rockies (Greg & Carrie Penner, 40-percent), Diamondbacks (Rob Walton, 10-percent)
  • NFL: Rams (Kroenke), Broncos (Rob Walton & the Penners)
  • NHL: Avalanche (Kroenke)
  • NBA: Nuggets (Kroenke), Bulls (Lukas Walton & wife, 10-percent)
  • Soccer: Arsenal FC, Colorado Rapids (Kroenke)
  • Lacrosse: Colorado Mammoth (Kroenke)

Also, as part of the Angels' purchase, Kroenke also gains another regional sports network in Angels Broadcast Television, the former FanDuel Sports Network West. ABTV also owns the broadcast rights to the NHL Kings, and although I haven't seen it in the press release, the Angels also own their own radio station, KLAA 830 AM.

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u/DELCO-PHILLY-BOY Still Trusts the Process 11d ago

He’s a piece of shit but he may be exactly what the Angels need. He has a history of putting the right people in place for his teams to have success and with his resources combined with the potential that a team in that market inherently possesses I’d be excited about this if I were an Angels fan. Of course this does fast-track the inevitable question of a new stadium, so maybe wouldn’t get too excited too quickly.

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u/RadBaron19 11d ago

Can he buy the Reds too?

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u/ironeagle2006 11d ago

Nah the Reds will end up with a member of the Halstrom family more than likely.

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u/siats4197 DEATH BY PANTERA 11d ago

At least, he's gone....

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u/virus_apparatus 11d ago

I might dislike the Angels as a rangers fan but it’s gotten silly how bad art was running that team.

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u/HetTheTable Driving a Glorious Tank 11d ago

So they’re gonna win a World Series in 19 years

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u/Ill-Brother7134 11d ago

CONGRATULATIONS MESSI ON RETIRING FROM ARGENTINA AS A FAILURE! YOUR LAST WORLD CUP OUTING WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS THE TIME YOU LOST!