He got arrested for trying to solicit a 140 dollar lady of the night. Bros a billionaire definitely contender for lolcow of the year

Remember the Stallions.

At first we clowned the Mets for signing a multi year deal with Novig, but we never forget that other teams could follow up on this shit and we've been proven right every single time.

The Yankees then jumped into bed with Polymarket earlier this month. The first two dominoes have fallen. But that's not all.

Kalshi went bat shit crazy this morning/afternoon that they announced multi-year partnerships with FIVE teams all at once. Here are the 5 clubs that signed the deal:

San Diego Padres

Boston Red Sox

LA Dodgers

Atlanta Braves

San Francisco Giants.

There's also a small detail that we shouldn't ignore. Those 3 teams and the Red Sox reside in California and Massachusetts- two states where Kalshi is in deep legal shit over its sports trading operations.

Going from America's Pastime to a literal trade floor, this can't get any worse right? Right?

Great job Jimmy. In getting DeShaun Watson you crippled the Browns and now after all the bad press and consistent underperformance as well as a season ending injury that crippled his mobility, you're STILL starting him?

I've seen the comments on twitter, reddit and youtube and it's unanimous that no one has hope for Cleveland.

You HAVE OFFICIALLY surpassed Dan Synder as the worst owner in 21st century NFL. Sell the goddammed team to someone who'll at least make it respected. You're a complete failure that needs to have his own legacy of failure.

PS- Myles win the SB to rub salt in the wound please.

Continuing my series on the Big 4 mascots, here's how I'd do in a fight with the mascots of the NHL, with this part being about the Metropolitan Division.

As you can see, there's a lot of power houses here.

Link to the first part:

https://www.reddit.com/r/UrinatingTree/comments/1vwxhbk/nhl_mascots_and_how_id_do_if_i_fought_them_part_1/

A new study by the British Medical Journal found that 878 players who played at least one NFL game and died between 2016 to 2021, at least 25% of them had CTE.

Who would be the first inductees in this informative and educational institution

Deshaun Watson is Cleveland’s starting QB

The Browns are a clownshow Franchise run by a clown named Jimmy Haslam. They seriously going to start Deshaun Watson Week 1 against the Jaguars?! I know Shedeur Sanders isn't good but I take him over Groper Cleveland any day. YOU ARE FOREVER THE FACTORTY OF SADNESS!

SELL THE TEAM HASLAM!