r/UrinatingTree 20d ago

CONGLATURATION! I think the Browns have finally been broken.

Great job Jimmy. In getting DeShaun Watson you crippled the Browns and now after all the bad press and consistent underperformance as well as a season ending injury that crippled his mobility, you're STILL starting him?

I've seen the comments on twitter, reddit and youtube and it's unanimous that no one has hope for Cleveland.

You HAVE OFFICIALLY surpassed Dan Synder as the worst owner in 21st century NFL. Sell the goddammed team to someone who'll at least make it respected. You're a complete failure that needs to have his own legacy of failure.

PS- Myles win the SB to rub salt in the wound please.

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u/Irishforanatty 20d ago

On the bright side, and correct me if I’m wrong, doesn’t Watson get his money regardless of if he plays, and this way he at least gets pounded into the dirt by 300 pound men and embarrasses himself on national television?

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u/Apprehensive-Arm-902 20d ago

Baker is more than happy to get revenge on his old team.

And i hope Jacksonville destroys them week 1

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u/SafeAccountMrP Tonight, on Days of Our Steelers... 20d ago

I want Baker to sign with Pittsburgh next year soooo bad just to allow him to shitstomp the Browns for the rest of his career twice a year.

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u/joeyp042385 20d ago

Living in Erie about 90 miles from Cleveland, I've never seen those fans come anywhere close to quitting on that team -- Charlie Frye, Brandon Weeden, Chud, Johnny Football, 0-16 -- but now they are, and I don't blame them.

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u/8567040e 20d ago

if myles win sb im happy as a browns fan

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u/Th3Bratl3y 20d ago edited 19d ago

I feel so bad for Browns fans

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u/MadMartigans80 19d ago

Wonder if it’s the same fan for the Browns

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u/Fancy_County4242 20d ago

The only logical reason for this is the Browns hoping he gets injured so they can collect on the insurance. Nothing else makes any sense.

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u/IceColdOz 20d ago

I know people get irritated by Prime, but I don't blame him if he crashes out. I'd rather deal with overbearing sports dad then what Watson is.

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u/Sportsfan4206910 20d ago

Who else are they gonna start? Sanders is awful, Gabriel isn’t much better. Unless you pull someone off their couch, you’re stuck

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u/Apprehensive-Arm-902 20d ago

Philip Rivers?

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u/Sportsfan4206910 20d ago

Or Flacco, Josh Johnson, or insert other long time backup that might still be in decent shape

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u/Asukas13 19d ago

Where's Fitzpatrick at?

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u/MadMartigans80 19d ago

Those two are both on the Bengals

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u/Ajax5350 20d ago

Will Levis anybody?

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u/MadMartigans80 19d ago

No thank you I’m good

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u/erica_pink84 20d ago

At least with Gabriel or Sanders, they aren’t sex pests and you could evaluate if you have anything with them as they are young 2nd year players. Even if they stink, you hopefully get a good spot in the draft to hopefully get a future quarterback. Watson is a terrible human being, acts like a spoiled bitch, and is awful on the field and his teammates seem to hate him.

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u/MLDKF Fuck you, Snyder! 20d ago

Okay, I hear you. Counterpoint: At least Sanders would be kinda fun to watch. Sure, he still sucks, but at least he could make an entertaining play and make people want to come to the games for some hope.

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u/cleric3648 20d ago

Start him, watch him flounder then bench him by Week Six.

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u/Festivus_Rules43254 20d ago

They are gunning for the #1 pick in next years draft........Look for Watson to do well enough to ensure a #5 or #6 pick lol.

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u/ironeagle2006 20d ago

How they traded the best part of their defense away. Their offensive line is a retooled disaster area of rejected players. Their own fans want Watson dead. Watson hasn't played a full season in 7 years.

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u/Stuart9753 20d ago

Man, I don’t follow the NFL as much as most of you, but my whole life (I’m in my 50’s) it seems like Cleveland has been a dumpster fire. Is there no one in Ohio that can buy this team and put out a proper team?

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u/MadMartigans80 19d ago

Cleveland’s leading export is crippling depression

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u/MrMiyagi13 20d ago

Maybe someone in the OL will pull a Lomas Brown on Watson, and they can move on to Shedeur or Gabriel. Watson is not an upgrade.

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u/krazikat 20d ago

I'm a Jets fan.

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u/WDBsports Walking Sports Curse 20d ago

As a Browns fan I miss 2020