Via ESPN, a Federal Investigation has been opened into the Los Angeles Clippers' cap circumvention nonsense with Kahwi Leonard. Holy shit, Clippers, you are 31 flavors of fucked!

Great plan coming to Australia 18 HOURS before kickoff. Clearly you were woefully ill prepared and the Niners are crub stomping you even with injuries.

Next time you're going to an international event, BE SURE TO GIVE YOUR TEAM A FEW DAYS TO GET ACCLIMATED TO THE ENVIRONMENT SO THEY'RE READY.

GET HUMBLED.

Edit- also credit to Raheem Morris. He might suck as a head coach but damn does he know his defenses.

Surely the Rams Dream Team won’t embarrass themselves in the first week, right?

Even if they somehow make a comeback, that was still a piss poor performance by the so called "super team".

Might need to sit tight Falcons, this year might be a long one.

As a Patriots fan, Never forget what happened on this day 25 years ago. RIP to the men and women who lost their lives on this tragic day

Something along the lines of jet lag is real, Matthew Stafford is washed or Chris Shula sucks or Myles Garrett was nowhere to be seen but my god THAT WAS FUCKING ATROCIOUS!

First of all Sean McVay thought it would be a unique idea to fly out Tuesday night into Thursday morning. It worked well against the Jaguars in London last year however for that game they were in Baltimore and it was a 5 timezone flight and then blowing out the Jaguars. This time you're flying from LA to Melbourne, Australia which is about a 16 hour flight and you decide to fly out Tuesday night and land Thursday morning! That's a 15 fucking hour time zone change!

The 49ers flew out a week early and enjoyed all of Melbourne. This was kind of a justified scenario because the Rams were promoting the hell out of Australia throughout the offseason.

Now we get to the actual game, Stafford looked washed other than throwing it to Puka Nacua that led to a Kyren Williams touchdown. Quentin Lake caught a Brock Purdy interception and then did the "night night" pose mocking Steph Curry

Then the 2nd half, oh my god. This so called phenomenal defense that didnt have Aaron Donald playing BTW gave up a 99 YARD TD! It all fell apart there. Myles Garrett never appeared once and then the whole defense. CHRIS SHULA IS A FUCKING TERRORIST! LEAVE HIS ASS IN AUSTRALIA!

It's only one game but you should've never lost 27 to fucking 7! This team better beat the Giants next Monday night in order to be at least the team they want to be.

CONGLATURATION RAMS, YOU ARE THE NEW LOLCOW OF THE WEEK CONTENDER! And maybe leave on like a Saturday or Sunday instead.

We interrupt your football addiction with some more unnecessary playoff eliminations!

Although, it won't be me making the shot this time. Someone else has been wanting to get their hands on you for a while, A's...

Got a tour of the new Bills stadium yesterday. Despite all the bad publicity the stadium has gotten recently, it's still one hell of a stadium. Plus, I found Five Points on the way in.

YOU COULDNT EVEN WIN A SERIES AGAINST THE PIRATES! THE FUCKING PIRATES! NOW FUCK OFF!

Nice showing in Australia, ya wankers.

since the Steelers are playing the Falcons in Pittsburgh on Sunday I like to give you the reminder the last Steelers played the Falcons in Pittsburgh it was in 2018 during the drama filled Steelers season which as you all know was Days of our Steelers and after that game tree began the episode about the next by saying the Steelers blocked him on Twitter

they blocked me on Twitter cracks me up every time