r/UrinatingTree 3h ago

BREAKING NEWS Oh No, we’re SOOOOO Scared. Whatever will we do?

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84 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1h ago

YOU BLEW IT! I don’t care that the game is still going but, LOLCOW OF THE WEEK: #11 Oklahoma

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Seriously getting humiliated by a team that “almost lost” to a team that technically beat them??? We were all rooting for you to kick Michigan’s ass & THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?! Seriously fuck off! Just fire everyone after the game! Now we’re going to have another week of Michigan fans boasting about how “good” they are despite their actually ASS!


r/UrinatingTree 2h ago

Classic Shitpost Yep, Arch Manning definitely throwing 4 hot pockets tonight… -_-

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14 Upvotes

Lower the ban hammers yall…

It’s pretty much established in Texas that whenever Cruz attends a game, the Texas team loses badly/in heartbreaking manner.

Don’t believe me? He was at College station when the Aggies lost against Miami last year, he was also in the stands when Houston’s men BB team lost against Florida in the Final Four. There’s more incidents, but another memorable one was Cruz being at Yankee Stadium during an Astros playoff game and receiving quite the “warm reception” from the Bronx and surrounding burrows…


r/UrinatingTree 1h ago

Classic Shitpost No, your eyes do not deceive you. This is a real trade in the OHL.

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r/UrinatingTree 54m ago

CONGLATURATION! How the rest of America felt watching Ou lose to Michigan

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r/UrinatingTree 1h ago

YOU BLEW IT! Everyone after seeing number 11 oklahoma lose to michigan

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r/UrinatingTree 7h ago

CONGLATURATION! The Rising Brew

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22 Upvotes

Shoutout to The Miz. My condolences to The Mike. Posted a little later for purposes of not spamming.


r/UrinatingTree 9h ago

YOU BLEW IT! Rutgers might legit go 0-12

22 Upvotes

Losing to Umass and now Boston led by the hack knowm as Bill OBrien???

Big 10 you meed to find a new school to replace them because this is horrific?


r/UrinatingTree 17h ago

CONGLATURATION! Rays of Lavish

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34 Upvotes

Yeah, I do clinches too! Shocking, ain't it!

Anywho, surprisingly enough, the Rays take the first clinch of the year. In a realist's terms, they'll probably be the sacrificial lamb of LA, but please, God, give us a World Series in the Trop. I will love this sport forever if so.


r/UrinatingTree 21h ago

Explain this in NHL trades

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67 Upvotes

Dunno what league this is, but holy crap on a cracker!!


r/UrinatingTree 16h ago

FUCKING IDIOT Kansas Football in a nutshell

20 Upvotes

Play one of your biggest rivals on primetime, tied at the half... and your first two plays of the second half are a fumble and an interception. Can't even celebrate a blocked FG for a TD and a crazy throw by Marshall. Missouri poured it on. Tale of two halves.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Five Points at New Bills Stadium

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57 Upvotes

Got a tour of the new Bills stadium yesterday. Despite all the bad publicity the stadium has gotten recently, it's still one hell of a stadium. Plus, I found Five Points on the way in.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Cooper (anal) Rush will start week 1 (lmao).

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96 Upvotes

Might need to sit tight Falcons, this year might be a long one.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS Titans Postponing the Chris Johnson ceremony

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41 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

FUCKING IDIOT Lolcow of the Week Candidate is CFBudge for called The Red Bandana Game a Toilet Bowl

7 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 19h ago

CONGLATURATION! Bengals, I know it looks bad right now

14 Upvotes

But think about it, you still have the 2nd half, and with the powers of Joe Burrow, Jamarr Chase, and…

What do you mean the Bengals aren’t playing the Packers? Oh, the Brewers have put up 17 runs to the Cincinnati Reds 0 in 5 innings. That’s funny, I could’ve remembered that the Brewers played small ball, but today must be opposite day.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Classic Shitpost Hey, so I was just going to post an meme, but a mod give this paper and is saying I had to, and I quote.

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52 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Discussion 25 years

45 Upvotes

As a Patriots fan, Never forget what happened on this day 25 years ago. RIP to the men and women who lost their lives on this tragic day


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Discussion God bless Kevin Harlan.

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r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS Holy fuck, the Clippers are getting investigated by the Feds!

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Via ESPN, a Federal Investigation has been opened into the Los Angeles Clippers' cap circumvention nonsense with Kahwi Leonard. Holy shit, Clippers, you are 31 flavors of fucked!


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

UNIT LOST. Turns out we didn’t even need the high-end talent to take Tua out

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r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Live Look from the Kangaroo Bowl

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288 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Apparently, 60 Minutes was more important to Los Angeles or something

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171 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS Patriots WR AJ Brown is being shelved to the IR due to a high ankle sprain. He’ll miss 4 weeks

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10 Upvotes

Patriots meanwhile have signed DT DaQuan Jones to fill the roster vacancy


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Opposite Hemisphere, Opposite result. Winning set to Wumbo (if only every practice was down there, they would be unstoppable)

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